Sarah’s under the weather, but we can’t let it get in the way of our 900th episode celebration! Susie tells us that a rare Charizard hit the market, and it’s a Cheeto. We’re pretty psyched about it, but not as psyched as whatever fool paid $90K for it. There’s still time to bid on the…
Episode 899 is wild! And we think it bodes well for the 900s coming up. We start with a crazy thread online about whether one could hypothetically read braille with their clitoris (shoutout to the Vagina Museum), and we learn the insane reason doctors miscounted the number of nerve-endings in them. Susie discusses the latest…
Sarah roped Susie into watching Love is Blind and now they have to talk about it (even though Susie is mad about it). We discuss the particular hellscape that is a reality tv reunion and the trauma it provides. We discuss why bangs are never the answer and you should never get a tattoo when…
We hear why Susie is working overtime as a mom, but she has faith for a better boy. We discuss the woman who died on an airplane and the flight crew strapped her into a seat next to (living) passengers, and Sarah explains why it was traumatic. Susie talks about how scientists are tracking the…
Sarah got her meds adjusted and she is riding the high of that sweet testosterone that is making her feel some kind of way. All of the sudden she isn’t so judgy towards men. What’s up with that??? We hear about the amazing investigative journalist that blew the lid of off of mistreatment for mentally…
Welp, dudes are getting fillers now, but it’s in a different area than women. They’re getting their packages pumped up, and we have some questions for the fellas who are shelling out thousands of dollars for more girth, bigger scrotums, and larger resting packages. Susie talks about the Luther Vandross documentary and the tragedy of…
It’s Sarah’s birthday party, and we are happy to celebrate this amazing woman! She is talking about her reality tv obsession, Love is Blind, and why the show feels ethical while also shocking enough to make great tv. We hear how the Jack the Ripper serial murder case has finally been solved over 100 years…
Sarah is having another medical situation, and this time Susie is blaming all of her wild outlaw habits lately. Susie explains why Gen Z insists on using all lower case letters, and we’re wondering if the kids are alright. We discuss the Surviving Black Hawk Down documentary, and the ways the government, society, and media…
Today we’re preparing for Sarah’s 40th birthday even though she just turned 39. We’re going to give ourselves the gift of affordable healthcare for her milestone birthday (and maybe a head to toe spa situation). Susie thinks she is slowly morphing into that annoying tech bro who is trying to live forever. We discuss our…
Susie’s mad at people for how they talk about a common ailment, so we’re debating the origins of this odd phrase. We learn about the hardest ultramarathon in the world, the crazy rules around it, and how a woman finally completed it after a 37 year run of only male finishers. A monkey turned off…
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