1001: Whale Birth, Chess Cheating, & Seagull Prevention

We are loving season two of Jury Duty, Company Retreat, and we talk about how the show does an amazing job at casting their unsuspecting foils. Susie has an update on the anal bead scandal that rocked the chess world, and why it turns out the rumor has an unlikely origin. We celebrate the incredible…

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1000: Mt. Everest Scandal, Lawn Chair Larry, & Everyday Superpowers

We did it! 1,000 episodes! Today we celebrate our achievement by talking about a scandal on Mt. Everest where we don’t even know who the villain is. We find out what an everyday superpower is and we discuss what ours are. We learn about the woman who created the star categorization system that is still…

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999: Cornhole Killer, Underwater Bees, & Tofu Controversy

Sarah won’t quit talking about horses, and her love for them, but she explains why it turns out, we’re not really meant to ride them. We hear about the quadruple amputee who is accused of committing murder, but wait, there’s more, he’s also a cornhole champion. He’s full of surprises! Susie hooked on bowling ever…

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998: Age of Attraction, Lion King Lyrics, & Afroman

We learn about a lawsuit a Lion King songwriter filed against a comedian for “misrepresenting” his song that made us furious. We delight in the defamation trial of one-hit-wonder and national treasure, Afroman, where he made fools of the police who wrongfully searched his home and destroyed his property. Sarah is watching the Age of…

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997: Lightning Strikes, Bucket List Bankruptcy, & Microcheating

Today we learn what happens to your body when you’re struck by lightning, why some people don’t feel anything, and why many victims believe they are human lightning rods. We find out about the one Minnesota town that is not on Google Earth, the reason they don’t want to be included, and why we think…

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996: Mountaintop Art, Alpine Divorce, & Hype Aversion

We have a new sound effect–so brace yourself! We learn about an artist who stole the top one inch from a mountain summit, and we have to debate whether we hate the artist or the mountain climbers who are mad at him. Sarah shares why her new hobby is her destiny, and she is going…

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995: Sarah’s Destiny, Scattergories Celebrities, & Banksy’s Identity Revealed

Sarah had a near-death experience. Well, she had an experience. And we find out why a shopping cart became a sign to change her plans. We learn what her new hobby is, and why Susie is hoping it’s less snobby and “white privilege” forward than snowboarding and skiing. Susie played Scattergories and would like the…

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994: Affair BnB, Gen Z Misogyny, & The Stripper Spending Index

Sarah tapped into her Horse Girl history during her vacation in Costa Rica. Hear about an AirBnB lawsuit where a man having an affair got caught because of his host’s review. We get some very bleak news about Gen Z men/boys, why they’re more misogynistic than older generations, and what we think is going to…

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993: Fish Doorbell, Chimp Crystals, & The Traitors

Don’t forget to come celebrate our 1000th episode with us because it’s gonna be incredible! We learn about an online community that helps fish get to their spawning locations by ringing a “doorbell” that alerts locals to let them through a lock. We find out if chimps love crystals as much as people, and scientists…

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992: Jury Duty, Overcoming Friction, & Safe Men

Our girl Sarah was a good citizen and performed her civic duty of jury duty, so we hear about all the insanity, nonsense, and protocol she went through just to perform the thankless task of justice. Plus, she had a post-birthday snowboarding experience with a bunch of ladies, and she is riding the high of…

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991: Crisis Management, Sistine Chapel Sweat, & Slippery When Wet

Susie explains why nearly every human uses a blanket while other animals don’t. We discuss the documentary Murder in Glitterball City about a gay couple accused of murdering a man and the ways kink and drugs obscured the crime. We find out why the Sistine Chapel is restoring Michelangelo’s The Final Judgement and removing salt…

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990: Lunge Marathon, Serial Pooper, & Gourmand Syndrome

Sarah’s mom had to have surgery, and we find out how one of our recent episodes could’ve prevented this unfortunate incident. Let’s just say: plank at your own risk. A man decided to do an entire marathon doing lunges instead of running like a normal person, and, spoiler alert, it didn’t go well. Sarah talks…

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