1029: Adulthood Age, RSVP Rant, & The Last CD

Susie is throwing a party and would like you people to start RSVP-ing. Do people think that is optional?? We try to figure out why Sarah dated so many narcissists and we decide whether that’s why she likes Susie (lol). We learn about a new job at a dating company that we think we would…

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1028: Groupie Art, Kidz Bop, & Got Milk

Sarah renamed her dog, and we are so excited about our new mascot. Susie found out baseball stadiums and the playing field all have different dimensions and we hear which stadium is the hardest to be a batter. We learn about a woman who convinced rock musicians to let her make casts of their, uh,…

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1027: Turtle Smuggling, Ranch Dressing, & Dog Tattoos

We discuss a woman who was caught by customs with 57 turtles taped to her body and the reasons one might do that. We find out why some people think all Cheez-Its are not created equal. Hear why poop might be the key to good health and metabolism might be the key to curing mental…

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1026: Love Island, Crow Gifts, & Pink Paint

We revisit the most shared New York Times article by a woman who trains animals (and husbands). We discuss Sarah’s new dog and her efforts to teach a new dog old tricks. Susie gives an update on her trivia night debacle where she was ROBBED (but it’s FINE). We hear why Sarah is obsessed with…

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1025: Bushes Are Out, Maternal Instinct, & Hot Animals

Susie went off on people with misophonia out of nowhere. Sarah teaches us about “analog rules.” We discuss the insane documentary, Maternal Instinct, where a woman pretended to be pregnant and then kills a pregnant woman and steals her baby. We learn how this happened and discuss how the medical professionals who knew she couldn’t…

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1024: Into Thin Air, Pattie Gonia, & Mel Robbins’ Idea

We’re belatedly celebrating America’s birthday, and reminiscing about the bicentennial furniture craze of 1976. Susie read the book Into Thin Air about the 1996 Everest tragedy where many climbers perished, and the unintended consequences of the book. We discuss the Mel Robbins’ book, Let Them, and the allegations that the idea was “stolen” from a…

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1023: Reality TV Time Warp, Andi the Whale, & Robot Tail

We’re thinking about how when we do a reality tv show, we get suspended in time, and no matter how much we do in our lives we’ll have to relive the same moments and have to defend ourselves over and over again. And we consider how that affects us. We get an update on the…

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1022: Earth, Wind, & Fire, Tyra’s Lawsuit, & Tattoo Typo

We’re talking about the Earth, Wind, & Fire documentary, and the wild story of this funky 70s band. We discuss the insane hypocrisy of Tyra Banks suing Netflix over the America’s Next Top Model documentary in which she participated. Turns out, it’s not fun to be at the mercy of editors trying to tell a…

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1021: Hey Bear, Noise Festival, & Cursed Cursive

Sarah is hyped about her new look. We’re calling it athletic chic. We learn about a religious festival where people compete to make the most noise, and in so doing, priceless art pieces were destroyed. We find out the details of the world’s most expensive home, and Susie wishes the owner a lifetime of pain…

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1020: Backrooms, ADHD Earworms, & Bird Cigarettes

Susie went for her eye appointment, so she’s glowing, obviously. Hear what the inside of her eye looks like and how her doctor crush is going. Sarah reveals a statistic about women in movies, and it’s not good news. We learn what kind of music animals like to get it on to and it makes…

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1019: Red Panda, Drowning in Space, & Choking Signal

Susie talks about Red Panda, the half-time phenom, who rides a 7ft tall unicycle whilst throwing plates with her feet onto her head. It’s a whole thing. We find out about an astronaut who almost drowned on a “routine” spacewalk, which has Sarah reeling. We find out how Sarah almost choked to death, but more…

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1018: Famous Houses, Glamorous Priest, & Gifting Suite

Sarah is back from Vegas where she attended the Enhanced Games, which allow competitors to use any FDA substance they want. We celebrate that, but we mourn the loss of buffets. Bring back the buffet! Susie watched a documentary about houses featured in movies and TV shows and the people who live in them. We…

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