998: Age of Attraction, Lion King Lyrics, & Afroman

We learn about a lawsuit a Lion King songwriter filed against a comedian for “misrepresenting” his song that made us furious. We delight in the defamation trial of one-hit-wonder and national treasure, Afroman, where he made fools of the police who wrongfully searched his home and destroyed his property. Sarah is watching the Age of…

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997: Lightning Strikes, Bucket List Bankruptcy, & Microcheating

Today we learn what happens to your body when you’re struck by lightning, why some people don’t feel anything, and why many victims believe they are human lightning rods. We find out about the one Minnesota town that is not on Google Earth, the reason they don’t want to be included, and why we think…

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996: Mountaintop Art, Alpine Divorce, & Hype Aversion

We have a new sound effect–so brace yourself! We learn about an artist who stole the top one inch from a mountain summit, and we have to debate whether we hate the artist or the mountain climbers who are mad at him. Sarah shares why her new hobby is her destiny, and she is going…

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995: Sarah’s Destiny, Scattergories Celebrities, & Banksy’s Identity Revealed

Sarah had a near-death experience. Well, she had an experience. And we find out why a shopping cart became a sign to change her plans. We learn what her new hobby is, and why Susie is hoping it’s less snobby and “white privilege” forward than snowboarding and skiing. Susie played Scattergories and would like the…

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994: Affair BnB, Gen Z Misogyny, & The Stripper Spending Index

Sarah tapped into her Horse Girl history during her vacation in Costa Rica. Hear about an AirBnB lawsuit where a man having an affair got caught because of his host’s review. We get some very bleak news about Gen Z men/boys, why they’re more misogynistic than older generations, and what we think is going to…

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993: Fish Doorbell, Chimp Crystals, & The Traitors

Don’t forget to come celebrate our 1000th episode with us because it’s gonna be incredible! We learn about an online community that helps fish get to their spawning locations by ringing a “doorbell” that alerts locals to let them through a lock. We find out if chimps love crystals as much as people, and scientists…

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992: Jury Duty, Overcoming Friction, & Safe Men

Our girl Sarah was a good citizen and performed her civic duty of jury duty, so we hear about all the insanity, nonsense, and protocol she went through just to perform the thankless task of justice. Plus, she had a post-birthday snowboarding experience with a bunch of ladies, and she is riding the high of…

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991: Crisis Management, Sistine Chapel Sweat, & Slippery When Wet

Susie explains why nearly every human uses a blanket while other animals don’t. We discuss the documentary Murder in Glitterball City about a gay couple accused of murdering a man and the ways kink and drugs obscured the crime. We find out why the Sistine Chapel is restoring Michelangelo’s The Final Judgement and removing salt…

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990: Lunge Marathon, Serial Pooper, & Gourmand Syndrome

Sarah’s mom had to have surgery, and we find out how one of our recent episodes could’ve prevented this unfortunate incident. Let’s just say: plank at your own risk. A man decided to do an entire marathon doing lunges instead of running like a normal person, and, spoiler alert, it didn’t go well. Sarah talks…

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989: Tourette’s Syndrome, Quad God, & The Queen of Chess

Sarah and Susie are participating in an unconventional macabre game when they predict which celebrities will die this year, but Sarah argues it’s a “celebration of life.” We debate the Tourette’s Syndrome scandal at the BAFTAs and consider what the appropriate way to handle it was. Susie shares a story of a woman who’s AI…

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988: Love is Blind, Wife Swap, & Doctorate Bragging Rights

Is love truly blind? Just ask the Love is Blind contestant who accidentally glued her eyeball shut (we’re not laughing, you are). Today, we’re celebrating Sarah’s birthday by hoping she gets to do what she loves most, sneaking food into the cinema. We also vent about a torturous hike ruined by unprompted motivational speeches from…

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987: Triggering MTV Experience, America’s Next Top Model Documentary, and EMDR Therapy

Lordy, lordy, Sarah is almost 40! In this episode, Susie shares a wild story she heard about the OJ Simpson case that has her questioning everything. We also dive into the America’s Next Top Model documentary. As two women with reality TV backgrounds, we found it triggering, and discuss why people get so offended when…

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