1020: Backrooms, ADHD Earworms, & Bird Cigarettes

Susie went for her eye appointment, so she’s glowing, obviously. Hear what the inside of her eye looks like and how her doctor crush is going. Sarah reveals a statistic about women in movies, and it’s not good news. We learn what kind of music animals like to get it on to and it makes…

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1019: Red Panda, Drowning in Space, & Choking Signal

Susie talks about Red Panda, the half-time phenom, who rides a 7ft tall unicycle whilst throwing plates with her feet onto her head. It’s a whole thing. We find out about an astronaut who almost drowned on a “routine” spacewalk, which has Sarah reeling. We find out how Sarah almost choked to death, but more…

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1018: Famous Houses, Glamorous Priest, & Gifting Suite

Sarah is back from Vegas where she attended the Enhanced Games, which allow competitors to use any FDA substance they want. We celebrate that, but we mourn the loss of buffets. Bring back the buffet! Susie watched a documentary about houses featured in movies and TV shows and the people who live in them. We…

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1017: Restored Bull Balls, Banana Art, & Lottery Luck

Susie is mad about birds and chipmunks and Sarah is mad about noise pollution, but it’s clear they’re both old ladies. Susie also had an e-bike accident, and it’s a fun reminder to drive sober. Also, if you love data, get a keychain breathalyzer. Sarah talks about a mosaic of a bull at an Italian…

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1016: Dolly & Judy, Pop Princess, & Wet Bias

Susie read Dolly Parton’s biography, and has a conspiracy theory about her idol. We discuss the Kylie Minogue documentary, how she fought against the manic pixie dreamgirl, pop stereotype, and why Michael Hutchence from INXS lit her fire. We get mad about the men in Laos who got trapped in a cave because of the…

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1015: Let’s Get Physical, Old Lady Fashion, & Netflix Lawsuit

Susie has another pretend enemy (pretenemy?), and despite the Hippocratic oath, she is claiming her doctor doing harm. Sarah wants to know what old ladies are supposed to wear these days because her cowboy chic situation isn’t exactly couture, but she likes being comfy. We learn about a man who is suing Netflix for creating…

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1014: Amy Poehler Feud, Jeopardy Tips, & Richard Simmons

Susie is in a one-sided feud with Amy Poehler, which makes no sense, but is quite funny. Susie thinks Sarah should consider getting into the handyman business. We find out how to get on Jeopardy, why Brain Candy is basically the trashier, podcast version of Jeopardy. Susie watched the new Richard Simmons documentary about his…

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1013: Last Name Games, Celebrity Gardening, & Temple Grandin

Susie is moonlighting in the motion capture industry, and even though it’s technically top secret. she shares the challenges of tech modeling and why she thinks her and Sarah’s ability to follow instructions makes them succeed on the Challenge. Sarah describes an unconventional way some families are deciding what last name their baby gets, and…

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1012: Gender Reveal, Martin Short, & The Crash

Sarah met a newborn baby, and she is still riding the high. We find out what it costs to get bodycam footage and why the government is so behind the times. Susie wants to know why no one is doing gender reveal parties anymore (not that we’re complaining!). We discuss the Martin Short documentary, and…

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1011: Naming Cows, Fussy Babies, & Carnival Rides

Spring has sprung, but we don’t understand why babies are born this time of year. Sarah explains what happens when you pass gas during surgery (and Susie is not happy). We hear why naming cows has an impact on their milk production. Susie says she always tells people in her life to be sweet to…

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1010: Mountain Madness, African Runners, & Unwritten Rules

Susie describes why the man who popularized climbing Everest claims he never meant to do that, why he thinks people should climb in a different way, and why it’s much easier to scale the highest mountain now than a few years ago. We find out what Sarah thinks is the number one horror film ever…

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1009: Cruise Quarantine, Connection Keeper, & Kentucky Derby

Sarah and Susie are disturbed by the Hantavirus outbreak on the cruise, and we reminisce about our introduction to the virus thanks to Susie’s (unofficial) work on the Gene Hackman investigation. Sarah learned about a collaboration between Prego pasta sauce (??) and Story Corps that will allow you to record family conversations to preserve oral…

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