We have been threatening to be matchmakers with a listener for years, but we finally think we found the right candidate to set up on dates. Loyal Brainiac, Sarah’s iPad, is going to be the perfect gal to set up. She’s smart, funny, pretty, and nice, and we need you all to help us find…
Sarah is back from living that pura vida in Costa Rica. She had an incredible horse girl experience and now she’s back to regular life. Susie is encouraging everyone to come up with a list of non-negotiables like she has with her “five W’s.” We’re still working on Sarah’s list, but it probably includes pot.…
We completed the bit of Susie not watching Interstellar, and now we’re hearing Sooz Review of the film. Sarah is still emotionally recovering from it. It was emotional! So we’re getting existential, philosophical, and galactic! We hear why humans are the only animals with chins, and it turns out it’s kinda wacky. We find out…
Sarah got an invite to attend the Enhanced Games (the competitive sports where anything goes in terms of performance enhancement). We find out how a crime was recently solved thanks to the nerdy expertise of a botanist. We hear why the Boston and Southern accents might become obsolete, and we’re pretty sad about it. We…
We are loving season two of Jury Duty, Company Retreat, and we talk about how the show does an amazing job at casting their unsuspecting foils. Susie has an update on the anal bead scandal that rocked the chess world, and why it turns out the rumor has an unlikely origin. We celebrate the incredible…
We did it! 1,000 episodes! Today we celebrate our achievement by talking about a scandal on Mt. Everest where we don’t even know who the villain is. We find out what an everyday superpower is and we discuss what ours are. We learn about the woman who created the star categorization system that is still…
Sarah won’t quit talking about horses, and her love for them, but she explains why it turns out, we’re not really meant to ride them. We hear about the quadruple amputee who is accused of committing murder, but wait, there’s more, he’s also a cornhole champion. He’s full of surprises! Susie hooked on bowling ever…
We learn about a lawsuit a Lion King songwriter filed against a comedian for “misrepresenting” his song that made us furious. We delight in the defamation trial of one-hit-wonder and national treasure, Afroman, where he made fools of the police who wrongfully searched his home and destroyed his property. Sarah is watching the Age of…
Today we learn what happens to your body when you’re struck by lightning, why some people don’t feel anything, and why many victims believe they are human lightning rods. We find out about the one Minnesota town that is not on Google Earth, the reason they don’t want to be included, and why we think…
We have a new sound effect–so brace yourself! We learn about an artist who stole the top one inch from a mountain summit, and we have to debate whether we hate the artist or the mountain climbers who are mad at him. Sarah shares why her new hobby is her destiny, and she is going…
Sarah had a near-death experience. Well, she had an experience. And we find out why a shopping cart became a sign to change her plans. We learn what her new hobby is, and why Susie is hoping it’s less snobby and “white privilege” forward than snowboarding and skiing. Susie played Scattergories and would like the…
Sarah tapped into her Horse Girl history during her vacation in Costa Rica. Hear about an AirBnB lawsuit where a man having an affair got caught because of his host’s review. We get some very bleak news about Gen Z men/boys, why they’re more misogynistic than older generations, and what we think is going to…
