Sarah AND Susie had MRIs (separately, but still), and let’s just say it didn’t go well. Hear them trauma bond about it. We learn that cows have accents depending on where they live, and even their mood and what they’re mooing about. And we learn how we even know that. We discuss how inspired we…
Sarah was nail biting sober for two years, but a reality show pushed her off the wagon. Hear why she thinks men are not ok, and why her nails are paying the price. We hear Susie’s review of the extreme birding documentary, and the crazy coincidence that allowed her to have a birding experience on…
Both hosts are getting an MRI soon, and now they’re worried because some dude got killed by a machine recently when he wore a necklace into the MRI room. We hear what really happened today. We speculate about what we would get arrested for if we ever get arrested. Susie recounts the time she almost…
Susie went to Oktoberfest and her brother refused to eat one of the foods because it wasn’t authentic. Hear why he boycotted a sweet treat. People are getting tattoos under anesthesia, and Sarah weighs in on whether that defeats the purpose or is just good sense. We learn the tricks of the trade if you’re…
A popular outdoor brand somehow thought it was a good idea to set off an elaborate, polluting firework display and we are not impressed. We learn why doofuses are strapping iPads to tortoise backs. Sarah explains what “distance self-talk” is and why it can be helpful or hurtful depending on how you use it. We…
Sarah went gay line-dancing, which is like regular line-dancing, but awesome! And now she’s hooked. We discuss the Lilith Fair documentary, how the festival compares to Woodstock 99, why women should run more stuff, and why we have a lot of concerts to go to now. We learn about three nuns who broke out of…
Sarah almost got swindled by her mechanic, but she’s putting her foot down on the brakes. We learn what McDonald’s claims Grimace is, and why Susie thinks they are lying and doing revisionist history for lolz. Sarah found out a fun fact about the David statue, but she is convinced it’s a Mandela Effect situation.…
Sarah is on a mission to get more limber and she’s going to be cutting up a rug to get there. Susie had an Interstellar adjacent experience and she got one step closer to watching that darn movie. We hear about a new dating strategy where someone pitches their friend to an audience, and we…
Sarah dropped a Great British Baking Bomb on the show today and shattered our love affair with the culinary reality show. They have officially jumped the shark, and we’re none too pleased. We hear why one of a League of Their Own real-life legends is promoting women’s baseball, but they’re taking a different approach than…
Sarah is living her best childless life and Susie has a cat with an unfortunate habit. We discuss the wildly disturbing documentary Unknown Number about the high school girl who was bullied by her own mom, the reason the documentary was more disturbing than the articles we’ve already discussed on the show, and why experts…
