168: Confessions of Ronald McDonald, Sexist Scrabble, & Girls in the Boy Scouts

Today we dive into the Harvey Weinstein scandal, and agree with Howard Stern that no one wants to see penis. We talk about some recent scholarship about food that was redacted, and why academia is a bitchy business. We discuss the Boy Scouts’ decision to let girls join, and hear about Sarah’s experience in the…

Read more

167: 90s Kids for Life, Naughty Animals, & the Fajita Bandit

It is hot as a mojo in our studio, but Sarah came prancing in with knee-high suede boots. It led to a discussion about 90s fashion, rompers, and debating whether Sarah could pull off a mini-backpack. Our minds are blown by a crazy optical illusion. Sarah reveals that dolphins gossip (!) and Susie discusses a…

Read more

166: Happiest Places on Earth, Christian Reggae, & Slut-Shaming Regrets

Today Sarah reveals the happiest places on Earth including a few surprises in the mix. Susie plays a Christian reggae viral hit. We discuss a recent article about whether doctors should be allowed to “fat-shame” their patients. We discuss companies that do “vanity sizing” for women’s clothes, and why it makes us mad. Sarah talks…

Read more

165: The Downside of Reality TV Fame & The Best Catfish Story Ever

Sarah found out a surprising downside to being on reality TV, and we’re all worked up about it. She’s also worked up about a trip to the dentist where she got into a knock-down-drag-out fight over x-rays. We learn about the best catfishing story ever, why loving the song “No Diggity” might mean you’re a…

Read more

164: Ghost Stories, Elvira, & Confessions of a Funeral Director

Today’s show is suuuuuuper spoooooky! We asked our listeners for ghost stories, and you guys really delivered. You people are creepy. Hear about a ghost who rubs a woman’s butt, a heavy breather, and a pissed off grandma. We debate whether fun size candies are in fact fun (or a lie). We talk about the…

Read more

163: Greatest Show on Earth, Home Depot Mansplainer, & Jewish Cheaters

Sarah begins with a story about a recent trip to Home Depot where she had to choose between a male and female employee. And it didn’t go well. We find out the origin of Tater-Tots and why Millennails can’t get enough of them. We discuss the Will & Grace revival, and why Sarah is obsessed.…

Read more

162: The Truth About Bloody Mary, Millennials Save the World, & Badass Bitches

Sarah kicks off the show telling why millennials love houseplants, and why some people think this means there is hope for our society. Then Susie describes a powerful video she saw of a Holocaust survivor who endured torturous experiments, and why she chose to forgive her captors, but some Holocaust survivors are not happy with…

Read more

161: Sexy Halloween Costumes, the Mad Pooper, & Our First Fight

Today we do not honor Hugh Hefner, but we do discuss his death, legacy, and complicated life. We converse about the “sexy” Halloween costume boon, and where we think it came from. We learn about the woman who tattooed her eyeballs, and not surprisingly something went wrong. We speculate about a woman who is apparently…

Read more

159: Rivals 3 Regret, Magic of Tidying Up, & the Neurosis of Inspiration

Today we discuss the Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, and why Susie was a skeptic who converted. We hear about Sarah’s regrets from the Rivals 3 finale, and why she replays the moment in her head. Sarah reveals why her doctor told her she was literally turning orange. Susie talks about the Whitney Houston documentary,…

Read more