560: Chesty Chess Players, Public Shaming, & Toilet Romance

Today we hear about a woman suing GEICO for an STD she got. Sarah was shamed by her doctor over an STD test. We hear about a women’s chess tournament that got a sponsorship that raised some eyebrows (and heart rates). We discuss Dave Chapelle and the reason why people are upset about his jokes.…

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559: Bumbling Romeo, Love on the Spectrum, & Tight Jeans

Today we get a recap of Sarah’s trip to Colorado where she bit the bullet and joined a dating app. We hear about her date and why it would have been Susie’s nightmare. Sarah talks about Love on the Spectrum, and shares why it made her realize humans are all the same on some level.…

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558: Nazi Lies, Cookie Tin Nostalgia, & Weight Loss Cult

Today we find out why Alanis Morisette is not happy about a documentary coming out about her life (that she participated in). We discuss multiple personality disorder, and why Sarah can relate. Susie describe a cult that centered on weight loss and why it was unusual in the religious world. We hear about a woman…

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557: Live, Laugh, Love, Primal Kink, & Bug Killer

Today we discuss “word art” and hear why Susie & Sarah are not into home decor that includes words. We are living, laughing, and loving, but we don’t want it painted all of over our homes. Sarah discusses where her love of the “dark arts” came from, and why Halloween should be celebrated year round.…

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556: Accidental Sexism, Elvira’s ProtĆ©gĆ©e, & Milk Crate Challenge

Today we hear why Sarah is mad at ANOTHER retailer. Susie poses a query about a time when she was “accidentally sexist,” and Sarah shows her why it’s all about her own childhood. We reveal our most unethical behaviors and why we do them. We celebrate the same-sex relationship Elvira Mistress of the Dark has…

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555: Subtle Bitch, Cactus Thief, & Video Game Life

Today we hear about Sarah’s missing caterpillar, and hope for a day when it emerges in all its ugly moth glory. Susie realizes she’s a huge bitch (not sure how this just occurred to her), but she’s a subtle bitch, which is nice. Sarah is mad at Home Depot for wanting to make a profit…

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554: Paralympic Scandal, Crispy Crunchy, & Tattoos for Tacos

Today we hear about a scandal where people faked intellectual disabilities to compete in the paralympics. We discuss why gay guys love gymnastics, and Sarah provides a comprehensive list for the reasons why. We debate the difference between things that are crispy and crunchy, and it’s actually more interesting than that sentence sounds as I’m…

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553: Challenge Auction, Foot Mystery, & Trauma Confrontation

Today we hear Susie’s theory about why Sarah is especially charming, and how anyone can adopt her strategy for being charismatic. We reminisce about “auctions” in the Challenge house, and the strange way we would pass the time in the house. We get scientific confirmation about our theory on foot fetishes, but Susie has additional…

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552: LulaRich, Bird Genius, & Tongue Thrusting

Today we discuss the LulaRich documentary about Lularoe, MLM companies, and the intersection of capitalism and religion. Susie makes Sarah unfollow a famous “inspirational” person on Instagram. Susie talks about a bird who created his own prosthetic beak. We find out why neuroscientists think nothing is real and we get SUPER philosophical about life.We find…

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551: Van Gogh Immersion, Happy Elephant, & Bears on Trial

Today we find out why Sarah is in a zen period (maybe Susie’s giggle phase brings Sarah peace?). We discuss an art installation Sarah went to, and why she loved it, but worries about the implications. We find out about an elephant in the Bronx zoo who is lonely because her best friend got murdered…

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