We’re fresh off our reunion in Chicago, so we discuss our trip, the fun we had with our Brainiacs, and the comedy show in which Susie performed. Sarah is getting us all nostalgic about our childhood by discussing the games kids play, their enduring appeal generation after generation, and what makes them so fun. We…
Susie has a new enemy and we’re all very excited about it. We are less excited about her husband’s recent health scare, and Susie has some tips for you if you’re in a similar situation. We discuss the Tree of Life documentary about the Jewish synagogue shooting, and why it was a tribute instead of…
We begin with a warning to candy manufacturers–we’re on to you and your smaller fun size candy bars and treats. Who do you think you’re fooling? This isn’t our first rodeo. We learn about a bird who flew so long that we are starting to think birds are superheroes. Sarah teaches us about humming, which…
Susie is mad at one of her favorite authors, so she rants about his boomer views. We discuss a documentary about competitive dog groomers, and Susie explains why she thinks they’re similar to professional athletes. We hear some “old gossip” about Jayne Mansfield, and learn why her death saved lives. We debate a New York…
Happy Halloween, Brainiacs! Today we’re getting spoooooky. We hear why the story of Pavlov, his dogs, and that damn bell are not at all accurate, and we’ve been living a lie. We hear why “gamer identity” makes them more prone to bigotry and radicalization. Plus, Sarah explains what it’s like to be harassed online, how…
Susie is worked up today! First she insisted on delving into some “old gossip” about Frank Sinatra that blew Sarah’s mind. Susie’s also mad at Spotify and Sarah is offended. We discuss a documentary about a murder on a submarine that gave Susie literal nightmares. We hear what it’s really like to go on Jeopardy!…
Sarah has the giggles when she tries to fall asleep, so today we hear why you think things are funnier at bedtime. We discuss “old people smell,” and learn why different age groups have different odors and whether it’s hygiene, hormones, or just the smell of death. Sarah finds out why fish in certain rivers…
Susie kicks off the show with a condemnation of Kanye West and his anti-semitism. We hear about a documentary that talks about the sexual allegations against Mario Batali and how the restaurant industry has a real problem. We debate whether the MeToo villains become violent out of entitlement or if there’s more to the story.…
Today we discuss how humans don’t do well being alone, and how the Challenge and other reality shows can demonstrate what happens when we are alone with our thoughts. Sarah explains how lakes can explode and how one hilariously named man is trying to prevent the next lake explosion. We discuss animals in captivity and…
Today we hear what went wrong with Susie’s lip fillers and why she is a glutton for punishment because she’ll do it again. We discuss “performing beauty” and how these alleged feminists willingly modify their body. Susie talks about a Richard Simmons documentary that, while it wasn’t well-made, was interesting in its explanation for Richard’s…
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