640: Butthole Girl, Seat of the Soul, & Near Death Experiences

Susie’s kitchen is still being renovated and she had to perform a real life “floor is lava” scenario that was a real hoot (all those Challenge shenanigans really paid off). We discuss the documentary The Most Hated Man on the Internet and how people got caught up in the cult of personality of a sociopath…

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639: Horse Girl, Pageantry, & Goldfish Soup

Hear one souvenir Sarah brought home from camp that she did not want. We learn new insight into Sarah’s childhood that Susie cannot believe, and it remains mind-boggling that we’re still learning new info about Sarah after all these years. The Miss Universe pageant has changed its rules to be more inclusive, and we discuss…

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638: Silence is Golden, Death Penalty Dress Code, & Pickleball

Susie talks about her birthday and why she has been very emotional about the “passage of time.” We discuss Paul Newman and his gorgeousness, but also how no matter how successful you are, your kids can humble you. We discuss an article that argued that rich people think their comfort should supercede other people’s joy,…

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637: Comical Bodies, Fancy Feasts, & Candy Shortage

Sarah is back from camp, everyone! And she didn’t totally regret going, which is mind-boggling. In fact, I think she liked it?? We hear how it went and why she is now a Care Bear. Susie gets mad about people who keep changing their pronouns and she can’t keep up. Sarah says that female characters…

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636: Challenge Therapy, Asylum Entertainment, & Sex Doll Overdose

Sarah is about to ship off to camp, and Susie is bitter about it even though it affects her in no way. We hear what really goes on at camp. We describe what therapists call “going home,” and discuss how that is what happens to us when we watch new episodes of the Challenge. Susie…

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635: Skittles Scandal, Surviving Nuclear War, & Spotlight Effect

Sarah reveals why her true crime interest is waning despite her love of Law & Order. Susie wants a mosquito genocide. Some people believe Skittles are not fit for human consumption. Sarah is accidentally racist about Eddie Murphy. We hear tips on surviving a nuclear attack and it is surprisingly strange advice that we would…

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634: Victoria’s Secret, Male Trees, & Magical Thinking

Hear what it was like for Sarah to rewatch Exes II with her boyfriend, and why it gave her a whole new perspective of the show. Susie discusses the Victoria’s Secret documentary and how the “fantasy” they were creating was really toxic and driven by, you guessed it, the patriarchy. We learn how the suburbs…

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633: Backyard Burial, Gulliver’s Hallucinations, & Tennis Scores

Hear why Sarah feels bad about her broccoli theft, but Susie changed her mind about Sarah pulling the stems off. Sarah teaches us why scoring in tennis is so weird, and for some reason Susie is mad about it. We learn whether it’s legal to bury someone in your backyard, and hear why there are…

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632: Girls Gone Wild, Dark Web, & Dead Tattoos

Sarah makes a very good point about parenting, and it might just seal the deal on whether she wants to have kids or not. We discuss the Britney Griner detention in Russia, and Susie is worked up about the fact that she is still there and that many female athletes have to work in Europe…

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631: Pain Tunnels, Celibacy, & Dick Hieroglyphics

Today we hear why Sarah loves climbing mountains when she is not on television only, and she describes how she gets through “pain tunnels” during physical exertion. We hear about a study that shows Tibetan monks might provide the answers on the genetics of celibacy. Susie reveals why she is pissed at Sarah, and let’s…

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