We’re kicking March off (or as we like to call it, Fool’s Spring) with a story about testicles–yay!!! It turns out men with bigger balls are crappier dads. We debate whether this is a product of low testosterone or some other physical issue or whether it’s a societal construct where men with bigger balls just…
Today’s episode is a doozy! Sarah is feeling a little non-commital about making plans, but we’re determined to start thinking ahead and making plans to look forward to. We can’t let the pandemic ruin the future anymore. We hear about the Stolen Youth documentary about the Sarah Lawrence mind-control cult, and Sarah is having a…
We have a rebuttal to a keyboard warrior who took issue with our commentary on Hitler’s medical history, which is a sentence we never thought we’d write. Susie explains why discussing shame is critical to understanding human behavior. We learn about a dog who inherited $500M when his owner died, and why things are not…
We discuss how our problems suddenly seem bearable when we consider switching them for someone else’s. Sarah describes her Valentine’s Day surprise from Eli and why not everyone should be cracking jokes on a microphone like we do. Sarah got a physical and it turns out she’s 100% that old lady, and she does not…
Susie breaks down the Pam Anderson documentary (produced and directed by our buddy, Ryan White) and the ways she represents the dynamic between men and women culturally. The documentary looks at Pam as a sex symbol, cultural icon, and reflection of gender dynamics in the West. Sarah shares a shocking story about a Baywatch actor…
Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate–and we hope you do because love is the most important thing in the world! And to get in the spirit, Susie is trying to convince Sarah to propose to Eli. Hear what she has to say about that idea, and her answer may suprise you. We discuss a…
Hear about a docuseries called Mind Over Murder where six people were wrongfully accused of the rape and murder of a woman after five of them confessed to the crime. We explore why people would say they did something they had nothing to do with, why we’re all at risk of the same strange weakness,…
Hear why Susie plans on becoming a chart-topping singer. Sarah and Susie are planning their ski adventure and Susie really hopes it doesn’t involve any…skiing. Susie decides we need a “swear jar” for every time Sarah says the word “Eli,” and Sarah is kinda freaked out. We hear about the evolution of Marie Kondo, and…
Susie informs us about some big changes in the bowling world that bowling alley owners are thrilled about, but professional bowlers think is a real gutter ball. And Sarah claims Eli almost went pro in bowling. We discuss the documentary about Miss Cleo, the “Jamaican” psychic who convinced white people she had the magical ability…
Today we find out about a type of plant that knows how to count (???), but its plant cousin is a dummy that doesn’t know how (so Susie thinks it’s going to be a goner). Hear about a documentary that Sarah participated in, but she ended up on the cutting room floor. We discuss ways…
