720: Arch Support, Darwin Awards, & Sexy Sports

Sarah is leaving her crop top era and entering her roomy sweatshirt era. It’s a vibe. We hear a symptom of her aging process that requires the help of Dr. Scholl’s. And only Sarah could mess up the cure for what ails her in such a hilarious way. We learn about a strange trend on…

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719: Good Moms, Top Sheets, & Secrets of Hillsong

Today we hear about the history of moms in advertisements, and the ways companies have adjusted their portrayal of and advertisements to moms. We hear what changed and what has stayed the same from the 1950s through the 20th century. We discuss the debate about whether a top sheet is necessary, and Sarah and Susie…

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718: Snakes on a Plane, Living Forever, & Police Chase

Susie teased Sarah about her compulsion to comment on the number of every single episode, which reminded us about the importance of accountability, and how people who live alone too long getting a little…weird. Sarah talks about the tech mogul who is trying to extend his life (or be immortal?) by injecting his son’s blood,…

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717: Pregnancy Tests, Anna Nicole’s Lies, & World’s Greatest Mom

Susie is worked about the Anna Nicole Smith documentary, and the lies she told throughout her life to make money, the price she and her family paid for her lies, and why reality tv wasn’t her biggest problem. We hear some old gossip about why Eddie Murphy called out David Letterman for racism, and the…

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716: Food Fight, Rodeo Crimes, & Animal MMA

Sarah was a celebrity judge for a wing contest, and Susie thinks they picked the wrong winner. But she’s probably just on edge because her favorite restaurant burnt down recently! We discuss why the chicken community has a lot of scandals and you don’t always get what you order. Sarah learned about a crazy sport…

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715: Living Wills, Chess Champion, & TikTok Detective

Susie starts telling a story about how she and Adam got into a fight over their estate planning and living wills, but she is suddenly interrupted in a stranger-than-fiction actual emergency while we’re recording. When we reconvene, we hear what happened, and discuss the strange coincidence of the timing. It’s wild. She talks about her…

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714: Atmospheric Jams, Pasta Mystery, & Mystery Sounds

Sarah went to a concert where the “music” was so experimental, she wasn’t even sure when to clap or how to dance to it. Susie has a sneaking suspicion white men are behind this “musical” innovation, and someone should tell these fellas to stick to the classics. Sarah’s been thinking about the cow tongue mystery…

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713: White Lies, Jeopardy Mystery, & Patient Zero

Today we hear about a Jewish family who had a daughter that did not look like them. In fact, she looked Black. And it turned out her mom had an affiar with a Black man, but just never mentioned it to her husband, the daguther (who thought her familial dad was her biological dad until…

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712: Jury Duty, Documentary Dupe, & Museum Graffiti

Sarah is $400 richer thanks to a tip from Susie, and you might have money waiting for you too! Sarah watched a series on Amazon that is a must-see, and had her in stitches, but also raised some ideas about our gullibility, the legal system, and reality tv. She also watched a film that was…

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711: Optimism, Alien Cow Deaths, & Death of the Limo

We hear what Sarah learned from the grieving process after losing her dog. Susie shares why it’s so hard to teach someone not to procrastinate. We discuss the amazing fortitude and tenacity of Michael J. Fox, and what he says is the secret to staying optimistic despite difficult circumstances. Susie is convinced that aliens are…

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710: No Frills Motel, Jewish Weird Al, & All the Feels

Today we find out why Sarah regrets signing up for a marathon and Susie is saying I told you so, but she’s also suggesting Sarah hop in a car and cheat in the race. Sarah thinks Weird Al is the sweet and square version of Howard Stern, but it turns out he’s the gentile Howard…

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709: Marathon Cheater, Paralympics Controversy, & Cue Card Hero

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Americans! Hope you enjoy some tacos and margs. Sarah tells a story about how Eli denied her alcohol, and Susie truly feels bad for him for making this “rookie mistake.” We discuss the amazing Judy Blume documentary, and how she championed free speech and openness about our bodies way before her…

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