684: Psychic Friends, Amber Alerts, & Tunnel of Hate

Susie informs us about some big changes in the bowling world that bowling alley owners are thrilled about, but professional bowlers think is a real gutter ball. And Sarah claims Eli almost went pro in bowling. We discuss the documentary about Miss Cleo, the “Jamaican” psychic who convinced white people she had the magical ability…

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683: Mutant Plants, Metal Coke, & Manly Cars

Today we find out about a type of plant that knows how to count (???), but its plant cousin is a dummy that doesn’t know how (so Susie thinks it’s going to be a goner). Hear about a documentary that Sarah participated in, but she ended up on the cutting room floor. We discuss ways…

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682: Cougars, Conmen, & the Curse of Chippendales

Susie can’t quit thinking about the Bernie Madoff docuseries and his $65 BILLION (with a B!) scam that he ran for 40 years. She thinks we can learn a lot about non-violent sociopaths from his example. She also can’t quit thinking about Chippendales (not to be confused with Chip and Dale. And Chip and Dale…

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681: Whale Poop, Superhero Accessories, & Gendered Living

Sarah brought a whole lot of poo content, and we are learning so much! We hear why whale poo is basically saving the world, and whales aren’t getting enough credit. We loved Free Willy before, but now we love it even more (especially the soundtrack, come on!). We hear why dragonfly ladies have created the…

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680: Muslim Art, Ric Flair’s Wild Life, & People Are Not OK

We have to make a correction about the poop lottery story, and, boy, are we disappointed. We report the results of our poop survey (what’s worse: the smell or the sound). We were both sort of shocked by the outcome. We discuss farts for far too long, and we are deeply sorry for so much…

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679: Robot Lawyers, Sneaky Sneakers, & Safe Danger

Hear why Sarah has betrayed the Curly Girl community and she has “hair dysmorphia.” We learn about the Don’t Pick Up the Phone documentary where a man would pose as a cop on the phone and trick fast food managers into doing strip searches and more to their innocent employees. The “hoax” (nightmare! crime!) went…

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678: Death, Fever Dreams, & Craziness

It starts out doom and gloomy as we discuss injuries of football players and other public figures. We suggest football should become gentler and involve far fewer items of clothing…you know, for safety. Susie’s mom is having health challenges, but that doesn’t mean she won’t make fun of her, so that’s fun. But these conversations…

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677: Gendered Boomers, Celine Dion Conspiracy, & Toilet Talk

Today we discuss how Susie has some Boomer opinions about certain progressive opinions of the language police. We discuss the Rolling Stone list of the best singers and get worked up about their Celine Dion omission. Susie reveals why her mom questioned her Celine fandom after learning a conspiracy theory on YouTube. We learn behind-the-scenes…

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676: Lottery Revenge, Vanity Plates, and Personality Tests

We check in with each other about 2023 goals and resolutions, and it turns out, Susie and Sarah’s goals are in complete conflict with each other. So this oughtta be one heckuva year! Susie kicks things off with a poop story for the ages! A woman won $3M and decided to get revenge on someone…

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675: Global Dreams, Metal Bats, & Streaking

Susie wants to know why streaking was popular for like two minutes, and we would like to bring it back in 2023. Let’s do this, people! Sarah explains why public toilets use horseshoe-shaped toilet seats instead of ovals, but we’re still confused. This sounds like a man designed a weird toilet seat and everyone just…

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