654: Hip Hop, Hazing, & Hilarity

Today we find out why Susie and Sarah are both “agents of chaos,” but for different reasons. Susie watched a documentary about 2Pac and Biggie, and now she’s an expert on 90s hip hop, and Sarah is here for it. We learn about a recent death in the Navy Seals training camp, and why few…

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653: Leaf Peeping, Whale Testicles, & Vagina Soul Patch

What an episode! Sarah pulls out all the stops for this one. We find out what she’s up to this SpOooOooOOky season and why it made us realize we are very very old. We learn some shocking news about sexual assault survivors that we had never thought about. Sarah explains a surgery men are getting…

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652: Birthday Songs, Motherly Sins, & Nude Beaches

Susie and Sarah have a disagreement about whether dinner should just be dinner or if it’s better with a murder mystery, a concert, or blindfolds. We discuss the Birthday Song and point out what a terrible tune it is, and we agree that the United States probably has the worst birthday song in the world.…

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651: Negative Reviews, Narcissist Conspiracy, & Cats Rule

We discuss the negative review we got from a male listener, and share why he wasn’t entirely wrong, but we’re still mad. Sarah is literally falling apart after her slip-n-slide disaster, and she might have to avoid the powder this winter. We learn why narcissists are prone to conspiracy theories, and it’s all sounding very…

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650: The Queen’s Bees, Know Regrets, & Choose Adventure

We discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth II and the good and bad that she represented. We learn about the Telling the Bees tradition, why the Queen’s death was announced to her bees, but also why this is not a practice reserved for monarchs. Susie tries to convince Sarah that cats have a very important…

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649: Slip-n-Slide, Resting Eagle Face, & Sleeping on the Job

Welp. Sarah strikes again. She can’t resist the urge to show off in front of children, and now she’s paying the price. And she thinks she’s going to make a DIY cast for her ankle, so Susie thinks maybe she injured her brain as well. In addition to the hijinks and hilarity from her river…

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648: House of Hammer, Reality TV Epiphany, & Memories

Susie wants to know what it is about alcohol that feels like a panacea. We discuss the bonkers new docu-series, House of Hammer, which documents the generational trauma, violence, and immorality of the Hammer dynasty. Sarah explains why Armie’s “BDSM” fetish is really a cover for a power kink, and what he really wants is…

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647: Biking Boys, Crepe Caper, & Artificial Art

Sarah had a terrible experience dealing with some goons at a bike shop and cried on a mountain as a result. She describes the incident and how it caused her to have “feelings about the feelings.” Then Susie shared a crazy story about having the police show up at her house over a CREPE. We…

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646: Brain Damage Jokes, Flat Earth Athletes, & Butt Ogling

Susie watched an old clip on YouTube of an actor acting strangely, and realized later that he was a literal psychopath. We discuss Shaquille O’Neal’s insistence that the Earth is flat. Susie goes over a list of ADHD traits to see if Sarah can relate with them. We hear about a woman who suffered a…

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645: Women in Space, Painful Orgasms, & Underwater Stonehenge

Sarah is already getting excited for spOoOoOoOky season and she is going to do an epic, witchy photo shoot in the forest to celebrate. All this forest talk made her think of the ways female hikers and campers get the shaft in the toilet department, and she reveals why they are stigmatized. We revisit the…

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