745: Tennis Tomfoolery, Lifelong Learning, & Auto-Tuning Jesus

We’re still talking about that dude who told Sarah to smile, and Susie came up with a new way to handle these men. We celebrate Lincoln’s recent accomplishment and entrance into the family business (of winning!). We discuss the Oppenheimer movie and documentary, and discuss how people can be both a victim and victimizer and…

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744: Bama Rush, Genius Math, & Repackaging Womanhood

Sarah watched the Bama Rush documentary so we don’t have to. The film explores the process of joining an Alabama sorority, the overlord organizations that control the bylaws, and the women who want to join. She explains how there are power dynamics, systemic issues, and all the usual issues plaguing women (e.g. self-esteem, consumerism, body…

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743: Body Parts, Brain Worm, & Baby Python

In episode 743, we find out why Susie loves her name and she is hoping someone will name their baby after her. Sarah confesses that she had a teacher mock her name and she’s still mad at him (Mr. Majesky, we’re looking at you.) Susie talks about the rise and fall of HQ Trivia and…

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742: Sarah’s Name Game, Spotless Giraffe, & Dead Art

Today we discuss why we feel so comfortable on the air that we forget people are going to actually hear our nonsense. We talk about the serendipity of Susie’s birthday and the incredible Arnold cake Adam got her. Sarah explains why people are returning too much stuff, but really they’re just buying too much stuff.…

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741: Telemarketers, CPR Scam, & Sports Addicts

Susie talks about her latest obsession, the Telemarketers docuseries on Max. She reveals how a huge telemarketing company changed the industry forever, why we’re all at risked of being scammed, and why this documentary is even crazier than you can imagine. Sarah has been watching a bunch of documentaries too, and she explains how they…

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740: Nerdy by Nature, Texts From My Ex, & Bad News Cameos

Sarah wants Susie’s son Lincoln to give her style tips since we’re not in the loop anymore. Sarah visited Gothic Mountain and the science lab there, and she is NERDING OUT! We celebrate science, Sarah even cries about it, but then she get real wound up in short order about someone who BOO’ed her (and…

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739: Horse Girl, Alien Invasion, & Switched at Birth

In episode 739, we’re learning that Sarah has not let go of her pipe dreams of being a horse girl. She is itching for a new hobby, and we think horse grooming, trotting, and apple feeding are in her future. She is also in the midst of a very intense bet with Eli about who…

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738: Sublimation, Simulation, and a Superfan Situation

It’s raining cats and dogs, cactuses are dying, our pets’ heads are falling off! Well, some of those things are true, and Sarah’s had it. We hear why Colorado snow is vanishing into thin air, and frankly, the scientists seem to be approaching the problem with a shrug. Susie explains why climate change is exposing…

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737: Plant Gang, PeeWee, & Pet Cosplay

Susie is trying to call a truce with the airlines. We’ll give a little, they’ll give a little. Sarah discussed a recent plant theft she participated in and the karmic repercussions she incurred as a result, but Susie is more intrigued by a pattern of plant burglaries Sarah has conducted over the years. Turns out,…

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736: Powerful Brain Damage, Dream Decoding, & Body Anomalies

Sarah has a new persona, and she is a Southern Belle. She. Can’t. Stop. Bless her heart. Susie found out an Old Gossip celebrity lives five minutes from her house, and she needs tips for how to have a meet cute. Sarah shares scholarship on what power does to the brain, and it is horrifying.…

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