Susie gives a report on the Super Models documentary and the cultural moment that supermodels represented in the 80s and 90s, how they discuss aging, and why Susie is critical of younger models. It even inspired one of Susie’s famous hot takes where she criticizes a nepo baby who “can’t walk.” We learn about the…
This episode is wild. First we’re celebrating our 750th episode w/ a delicious cake from Kara McSweeney and Evanly Bakes. Mostly we realize how even after all these episodes of laughing and learning we still don’t know anything. We hear all the fun facts Sarah picked up from one of her wild nature documentaries (we…
Sarah is getting into Tuesday’s Sacrifice mode as the weather turns cool and the witchy vibes come alive. Susie has a sound board and uses it with abandon on this episode. We hear about the Team Foxcatcher documentary, and how it is the perfect combination of murder, sports, and an eccentric millionaire. We hear facts…
We didn’t intend on this episode becoming a musical version of Brain Candy, but, boy oh boy, did we have a song in our hearts today. We apologize in advance. We learn what “ornamental hermits” are and find out why people were using them to gain social status centuries ago. Susie explains why Paris Hilton…
Sarah shares a disturbing and wild experience recently in which she believes she was drugged at a bar, and how it’s affected her behavior. Susie talks about a man who is trying to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a–wait for it–hamster wheel. We learn why this is his “dream,” why he keeps getting stopped by…
Susie tried to send Sarah a gift and it went terribly wrong. We find out why Susie and Sarah have very different relationships with their trainers and Sarah almost had a comically bad run-in with a cactus. We learn why online ratings are no longer helpful due to “data panhandling.” Sarah shares why book blurbs…
We’re still talking about that dude who told Sarah to smile, and Susie came up with a new way to handle these men. We celebrate Lincoln’s recent accomplishment and entrance into the family business (of winning!). We discuss the Oppenheimer movie and documentary, and discuss how people can be both a victim and victimizer and…
Sarah watched the Bama Rush documentary so we don’t have to. The film explores the process of joining an Alabama sorority, the overlord organizations that control the bylaws, and the women who want to join. She explains how there are power dynamics, systemic issues, and all the usual issues plaguing women (e.g. self-esteem, consumerism, body…
In episode 743, we find out why Susie loves her name and she is hoping someone will name their baby after her. Sarah confesses that she had a teacher mock her name and she’s still mad at him (Mr. Majesky, we’re looking at you.) Susie talks about the rise and fall of HQ Trivia and…
Today we discuss why we feel so comfortable on the air that we forget people are going to actually hear our nonsense. We talk about the serendipity of Susie’s birthday and the incredible Arnold cake Adam got her. Sarah explains why people are returning too much stuff, but really they’re just buying too much stuff.…
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