Susie’s mom has been ill, and now she’s on the mend, but she seems to have a bigger problem on her hands–namely an infestation of raccoons INSIDE her house. We talk about the doofus who sat his buns down on a Swaroski crystal chair at a museum and destroyed it. We discuss Barbara Walters, her…
Susie has another new enemy this week and this time it’s conflicting with her passion for oral hygiene. Sarah had to so sly vigilante justice this weekend when she saw some old creepers leering at women at the club. We discuss the Astroworld concert tragedy where ten people were crushed to death due to a…
Today we hear about an incident Susie had at the gym with a man claiming a machine she was using, and she wonders if other women have experienced something similar. We find out why young people are increasingly believing in love at first sight. And Susie explains why therapy culture might be leading to childlessness.…
Sarah went to Vail Pride and is getting very emotional about her LGBTQ journey, the self-doubt she’s grappled with, and her goal of self-acceptance. We explore why we’re often hardest on ourselves and more accepting of others. Sarah talks about a study on rule followers, and we speculate about why people follow rules even when…
Sarah had a run-in at Home Depot where she was offered free plants, and she said no! And now she has regrets for being so honest and having integrity. Susie gives a tribute to her beloved Brian Wilson. We find out why Amelia Earhart wasn’t actually a great pilot (seems like the disappearance should’ve tipped…
Susie and Sarah had a little reunion and they’re still riding that sweet high. We’re happy Susie wasn’t on the flight where a little girl was allowed to take over the intercom and sing a Moana song to a non-consensual audience. Sarah tells us about a company that raised millions of dollars from investors posing…
Susie and Sarah are headed to a baseball game, but first Susie needs to explain the importance of safety and the precariousness of Buc Fever after a man recently fell at a game. We disuss the P Diddy sketch artist who appears to have the same talent as the recent caricaturist Sarah had, and why…
Sarah got mixed up in a felony and for a second was going to take matters into her own hands and try to apprehend the bandit because she “loves justice.” Thankfully she realized Ann Taylor Loft’s Loss Prevention isn’t worth fighting for. Scientists turned a spider web red, and while we want to be excited…
Sarah had a “tick fiasco” in the wilderness, and she’ll never be the same. We get some updates from Susie about Pete Rose’s eligibility for the Baseball Hall of Fame since his death and we hear the scandal involving the Napalm Girl image we discussed recently, and how the wrong photographer may have taken credit…
Sarah thought she was being frugal and industrious, but now she has a stained sink and a broken olive oil dispenser. We learn why an AI tech bro wants to see your eyeballs, and Susie’s mad about it. We hear cicadas play Pachelbel’s Canon in D on their abdomen (or buttholes?). Sarah says an adult…
