Susie and Sarah had a little reunion and they’re still riding that sweet high. We’re happy Susie wasn’t on the flight where a little girl was allowed to take over the intercom and sing a Moana song to a non-consensual audience. Sarah tells us about a company that raised millions of dollars from investors posing…
Susie and Sarah are headed to a baseball game, but first Susie needs to explain the importance of safety and the precariousness of Buc Fever after a man recently fell at a game. We disuss the P Diddy sketch artist who appears to have the same talent as the recent caricaturist Sarah had, and why…
Sarah got mixed up in a felony and for a second was going to take matters into her own hands and try to apprehend the bandit because she “loves justice.” Thankfully she realized Ann Taylor Loft’s Loss Prevention isn’t worth fighting for. Scientists turned a spider web red, and while we want to be excited…
Sarah had a “tick fiasco” in the wilderness, and she’ll never be the same. We get some updates from Susie about Pete Rose’s eligibility for the Baseball Hall of Fame since his death and we hear the scandal involving the Napalm Girl image we discussed recently, and how the wrong photographer may have taken credit…
Sarah thought she was being frugal and industrious, but now she has a stained sink and a broken olive oil dispenser. We learn why an AI tech bro wants to see your eyeballs, and Susie’s mad about it. We hear cicadas play Pachelbel’s Canon in D on their abdomen (or buttholes?). Sarah says an adult…
Sarah is getting into birding and Susie is getting into the Elks. What we’re saying is we’re old. But we’re happy. Unfortunately a lot of people aren’t happy, but don’t worry, we have the data on what can solve that problem, and it turns out it’s not that hard. We share our own ideas of…
Sarah is getting old all of a sudden, and she is not happy about it. She claims she has an old lady body now, and we talk about how humans age in two big bursts at 44 and 60. Sarah saw a man taking pics of young girls at the beach so we debate whether…
Susie went to a Micky Dolenz of the Monkees concert, and the next day a stranger stopped her at the grocery store to make a comment about something Susie did at the show. We learn why medical professionals and workers at senior facilities are being trained to stop using “elderspeak” with their patients. They say…
Scientists think they might have found a planet that is “brimming with life,” and we’re pretty sure whoever lives there is way smarter than earthlings. We learn about a climber who had to be rescued twice in one week because he forgot his phone on the mountain. And we discuss a vintage story about a…
Sarah and her gf got a caricature, and it is truly the stuff of nightmares. We debate whether the “artist” was intentionally making it awful, why he wanted to give her gigantic boobs, and what message he was trying to send. Sarah watched a new series on Netflix and now she is fascinated by equine…
