Today we find out why Susie & Sarah are celebrating Howard Stern. Hear why some people are trying to catch some rays on their buttholes. We debate the virtues of being in an exercise biker gang. Susie falls in love with a 18,000 year old puppy. Sarah offers great advice if you hate “to do”…
Today we’re mad at another board game. Find out why people get stressed during the holidays. We debate a new anti-drug message that missed the mark. Susie is thinking about starting cocaine. We discuss “cancel culture,” & we debate its virtues. Find out how an 82-yo kicked a burglars ass. Plus, we learn why someone…
Today we find out about a stepmom who got in trouble for walking around her house topless. Susie talks about Picasso’s electrician who had acquired 200+ Picasso paintings, & now there’s questions about how he got them. Find out what happens when a whole generation looks to the Kardashians for guidance. We discuss elitism, &…
Today we discuss sexism in fashion, & whether “boyfriend jeans” are patriarchal. We find out the results of Sarah’s “badass” poll. Hear why the term “revenge porn” is incorrect. Find out why Susie cut her kid off from his iPad. We find out why rats are being taught how to drive. Plus, we discuss why…
Today we hear why Susie went to a farm sanctuary, & is trying to limit her meat consumption, but then the convo devolves into a debate about the best burger. Hear what Taco Bell thinks you should do w/ their food. We find out why sumo wrestlers would rather die than have a woman give…
Today we hear the new lyrics to Baby, It’s Cold Outside, & we have very strong opinions on them. We find out what Pharrel thinks about Blurred Lines now. We have a very strange bag of dicks mystery. Find out what astronauts might be baking cookies & getting drunk in space. Sarah explains why people…
Today we find out what the response has been since Sarah announced her new man. Susie reveals the perfect pop song according to science. We find out whether boys & girls think about math the same. We debate the virtues of dopamine fasting, & Sarah has a very strong opinion on the subject. Find out…
Today we find out what happens when sex is on the brain. We commiserate about daylight savings & an unruly FedEx deliveryman. We discuss the T.I. scandal with his daughter’s virginity. Sarah reveals why scientists think sharks have dinner parties. We discuss techniques for limiting anxiety. Plus, we find out why Sarah is competitive. See…
Today we discuss how Joker is inspiring Susie’s research on criminals. We discuss an infuriating seminar where women were told their brains are smaller than men’s. We hear about a doctor who was selling babies out of his clinic. We discuss Sarah’s reaction to Tell Me Who I Am, & why she couldn’t finish the…
Today we discuss whether should still identify as queer even though she’s only dating men. We find out why produce is sitting in warehouses for months before you eat it. Hear why Sarah was bullied in high school. We discuss dogs who run away & are found years later, plus one dog who came back…
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