345: Sarah’s News, Swedish Fish, & Dream Burglars

Today we learn some big news in Sarah’s world, & discuss how her life is changing. We find out why Swedish people have the right idea with their candy consumption. And we find out about the best break-in of all time. Plus, we talk to Jessica Wragg about her book, Girl on the Block, what…

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344: Butt Snorkels, Bloodsicles, & Bathing

Today Sarah discusses a sticker she saw on a vehicle about the driver’s love for eating butt. We have several questions for him. We learn about the bloody treats they give to animals at the zoo to cool them off. We talk about why no one–even rich people–ever feels rich. We find out the best…

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343: Eating Contests, Baby Hitler, & Turtle Bras

Today we learn about a serial toilet clogger (or is it a cereal toilet clogger?) who is stinking up the joint. We debate whether women can be good at competitive eating, & realize maybe Sarah missed her calling. We discuss the dilemma of killing baby Hitler, & reveal our work-around. We find out whether fans…

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342: Midlife Crisis, Boys Will Be Boys, & Sushi Fires

Today we find out whether Susie is excited to turn 40. She discusses the concept of “boys will be boys,” & why it’s toxic. Hear what Sarah thinks is in Area 51. We learn why history books are perpetuating patriarchy, kids are better at learning languages (and it’s not what you think), & tempura flakes…

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341: Relationship Power, Citizenship Test, & Bob Ross

Today we find out why one man decided to dress everyday for a party. We talk about presents, & why we won’t open them when they’re special. Hear about Susie’s experience at the Paul McCartney concert & a scary experience she had w/ a child. Find out how to determine whether you have power in…

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340: Fake Freckles, Bird Uber, & Unhinged Women

Today we find out why Sarah is still unemployed, & kind of ok with it. Hear why young people don’t like fake influencer culture, & why Sarah is mad about freckle appropriation. Hear about a woman who loves the Flintstones so much she built a Flintstone house. We discuss a man who found an injured…

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339: Earthquake Scare, Ball Pits, & Hot Chocolate

Susie & Sarah talk about the earthquake they experienced together & why Sarah was making fun of Susie’s pajamas. We learn the history of the ball pitt, & why its origins are scarier than you’d think. We find out why reading really does make you happier. We discuss the invention of powdered hot chocolate, &…

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338: Jesus’s Poop, Bear Mace, & Honesty Test

Today we debate whether Jesus pooped, & learn why scholars think this is an important question. We find out about a new hands-free restaurant, & discuss whether we’d enjoy the experience. We talk about the conditions of Amazon fulfillment centers, & why some workers wear diapers. Sarah reveals why Norway has the secret to successful…

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337: Reality TV Sex, Beach Reads, & Sarah’s Stalker

Today we talk about a disturbing purchase Susie’s husband made. We find out which subgroup is the happiest in America. Sarah reveals why someone made her uncomfortable & she couldn’t “stop being polite.” We find out what animal is most similar to humans, & it’s not what you think. Susie shares the history of the…

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336: Sarah’s Grave, Emotional Support Animals, & Sex Study

Today we hear why Susie was spooked by a tombstone that was eerily similar to Sarah. Sarah rants about people who annoy her, & we wonder if she is at fault for their behavior. We discuss the need for reality TV aftercare, & why so many slip through the cracks. We debate the virtues of…

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