330: Bedbugs, Cooking w/ Millennials, & Dog Murder

On today’s show, we hear about an item out of pickup that Susie saw in her neighborhood. We discuss the importance of aftercare for reality tv cast members. Hear why millennials aren’t as good in the kitchen as other generations. We discuss what happens to YouTube families when they get a divorce. Plus, we take…

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329: Love Languages, Jeopardy, & Holding Grudges

Today Sarah is discussing Love Languages, & why she thinks they’re important. Susie talks about a documentary about The Price is Right, & how passionate people are magic. We discuss the new Jeopardy phenom, the tragedy of being an aging clown, & what the oldest word in the world is. Plus, we find out why…

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328: Blurred Lines, Battleaxes, & Free Britney

Today we talk about how mess & success are sometimes strange bedfellows. Sarah updates us about who is called a “genius” & who isn’t. Susie updates us about the gendered concept of the phrase “battle axe”. We discuss vocal fry, & why it’s unfairly maligned. Hear the history of the Lion Sleeps Tonight. And we…

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327: Pregnancy Scandal, Brain Malfunctions, & Grindr Pics

Today we talk about how boredom can be good for you. We celebrate a “wedding” ceremony in India of a man w/ special needs. Susie found out that some people send butthole pics, & she has some questions. We discuss low vagina confidence. We find out why Nike is hot water w/ some female athletes.…

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326: Price of Gold, Mama Drama, & Race Reveal

Today we talk about the Olympic gymnastics scandal and how the sexual abuse was perpetuated. We discuss Beyonce’s Homecoming, & Sarah’s obsession w/ it. Find out the history of the word mama, & why Susie doesn’t like it. Hear some good news about LEGOs and find out why one woman didn’t know what race she…

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325: Invisible Labor, UFO Sightings, & Horseplay

Today we find out about a hobby that seems a bit odd at first, but is actually pretty frickin amazing. We talk about how financial advice is often sexist. We’re enraged about a woman who was denied a world record because she didn’t wear a dress. Sarah talks about the best bachelor party story ever…

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324: Pooperintendent, Glitter Bombs, & Beesexual Porn

Today we get an update on Susie’s Instagram troll. Turns out, he’s still a troll. We find out why the Pooperintendent is pissed, & Sarah was right about why he’s pooping in public. Sarah talks about an ingenious invention to thwart thieves. We debate the virtues of buying a wedding dress on Amazon, find out…

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323: Baby Names, Definition of Beauty, & Vaginal Aging

Today we discuss makeup routines, & how we realized we were elderly. We hear the insane story of how Sarah was conceived, & inadvertently find out one of her sexual turn-ons. We celebrate the new band-aids that provide coverage for more skin tones. We discuss the virtues of going commando, explain the situation with vaginal…

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322: Sarah’s Self-Love, Marine Life Scandal, & Butts

Today we discuss sex dreams, self-love, & masturbation myths. We celebrate a badass bitch who killed a bobcat with her bare hands. Susie shares the history of aquariums, which is crazier than you’d think. We find out why shrimp are testing positive for cocaine. Sarah shares the origin of the word butt, & what it…

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321: Morbid Curiosity, Superpowers, & Flat Earthers

Today we find out a woman has a superpower that could help save lives. We discuss a brawl Susie had on Instagram, & how it turned into a mansplain situation. Sarah reveals the science behind why we have morbid curiosity, & why it’s not a bad thing. Hear why Susie likes certain TV shows because…

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