Today we discuss the Real World Brooklyn a little bit and why Sarah came across as a worldy, older gal who had seen some shit. Sarah reveals how she was recently recognized in her own home when a man came to clean her house from the dust mites. We learn about superworms that can eat…
Susie is under the weather and explains why she couldn’t hear out of one ear for four days. She describes the Keep Sweet documentary series and how the fundamentalist cult manipulated the women and girls. And Susie thinks Mormons are probably getting sick of all the media coverage lately. We debate crop circles and Sarah…
Susie describes her trip to the OB-GYN, and why she had to discuss The Challenge during her Pap Smear. We hear about a study that claims men don’t destress from hugs, and we debate why that might be. Sarah tells us what would happen if you pureed all the people of the world and made…
[Note: episode includes discussion on suicide] Sarah went “out out” and got “drunk drunk,” so we get to hear about that. She also found out she loves dad jokes, which is only surprising to her. The rest of us have known that for a long time. Susie watched a documentary about Brian Wilson, and she…
Hear why Sarah is processing lots of emotional baggage since her ex-husband recently got remarried. We discuss how new events can make you reassess the past, and how it can make you see things in new ways. She reflects on people’s perceptions on success and happiness, and how social media is a funhouse mirror version…
Hear why Susie is sick of “whiney baby” comedians who complain about cancel culture and make offensive jokes, and why Jo Koy is the antidote. We debate the G.O.A.T comedian. We learn about illegal baby names in the US and abroad, and find out that “Sarah” is an illegal name in one country. Susie explains…
Hear about Sarah’s date, and why she can’t avoid getting hot and heavy. We learn about her allergy to “moving mites” and it’s just as weird as it sounds. Sarah explains a Pathological Joking Disorder, which makes people make constant dad jokes, and Susie thinks a character from The Office has this affliction. We learn…
Susie explains why she hates “in-speak” and a trend she noticed among evangelical Christians. We hear why Sarah is back on the market and is debating how to act on a first date she has coming up. We discuss the Our Father documentary and how upsetting it would be to find out your child is…
Susie wants Sarah to teach Bo the “down low, too slow” trick as a public service. She also cooked up a plan to let old people do hard drugs since the elderly “have nothing to lose.” Sarah describes a crazy experiment from the 70s that shows the chaos that erupts when all of your needs…
Sarah explains why breaking up in your thirties is a whole different experience. Sarah describes her “Little Mermaid” cocktail event. Susie talks about a documentary on chicken breeding that she thought would be funny, but was surprisingly insightful about loneliness, healing, and community. We hear about a game show where men have to guess whether…
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