Susie shares a horrifying story about a babysitter who had to fight off a real monster. We talk about why kids should never be the butt of any joke and we want anyone who is mean to a kid to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. Susie is mourning the death of…
We recorded on April Fool’s Day, so we had to complain about pranks and prankers who commit them. But Susie thinks Sarah is a prank enabler. We discuss a large cluster of people in a small town who contracted ALS, and we learn what might be causing it. Sarah explains how a person gets a…
Susie had a crazy celebrity encounter in LA, and it made her year. We learn how one man’s OCD was cured through a violent act, and what it can teach us about the disorder. We find out whether old people find other old people attractive, and Susie thinks it says something about self-esteem. We talk…
We have a very special guest with us today! We brought in our old pal, Tiffany who was Kathy Griffin’s assistant and star of “My Life on the D List!” We were psyched! We found out if she’s a saccral sister too. We learn how a little girl completed a science project and made a…
Sarah’s under the weather, but we can’t let it get in the way of our 900th episode celebration! Susie tells us that a rare Charizard hit the market, and it’s a Cheeto. We’re pretty psyched about it, but not as psyched as whatever fool paid $90K for it. There’s still time to bid on the…
Episode 899 is wild! And we think it bodes well for the 900s coming up. We start with a crazy thread online about whether one could hypothetically read braille with their clitoris (shoutout to the Vagina Museum), and we learn the insane reason doctors miscounted the number of nerve-endings in them. Susie discusses the latest…
Sarah roped Susie into watching Love is Blind and now they have to talk about it (even though Susie is mad about it). We discuss the particular hellscape that is a reality tv reunion and the trauma it provides. We discuss why bangs are never the answer and you should never get a tattoo when…
We hear why Susie is working overtime as a mom, but she has faith for a better boy. We discuss the woman who died on an airplane and the flight crew strapped her into a seat next to (living) passengers, and Sarah explains why it was traumatic. Susie talks about how scientists are tracking the…
Sarah got her meds adjusted and she is riding the high of that sweet testosterone that is making her feel some kind of way. All of the sudden she isn’t so judgy towards men. What’s up with that??? We hear about the amazing investigative journalist that blew the lid of off of mistreatment for mentally…
Welp, dudes are getting fillers now, but it’s in a different area than women. They’re getting their packages pumped up, and we have some questions for the fellas who are shelling out thousands of dollars for more girth, bigger scrotums, and larger resting packages. Susie talks about the Luther Vandross documentary and the tragedy of…
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