We are pretty psyched about our New Year’s resolution, and we highly recommend not giving a f*ck to everyone. We learn why Denmark has suspended mail delivery, and we consider whether this is news of progress or a dystopian future. Sarah is extolling the virtues of an “analog bag,” and we discuss what we would…
Sarah has a PSA for ladies thanks to Trivia Pursuit and her aging feet. Hear why you’re probably wearing the wrong shoe size. We learn why we were wrong about Octomom, how she is a victim of an unethical system and why she should get more credit. Susie is worked up about the P Diddy…
We landed on our theme for 2026, and it feels so right. It encapsulates our attitude for the year. Sarah got a good news/bad news situation about her lady parts, and she wants the world to know about it. We learn about a man who has been walking the globe for over 25 years and…
Sarah is back from Mexico, and she has tales to tell! It was a White Lotus scenario with a little jellyfish run-in on the side. Susie watched The Stringer documentary about the Napalm Girl Pulitzer Prize winning photograph, and the recent controversy about who took the picture. We learn about a 30 year study on…
We’re discussing the feedback from Sooz Review of Jaws, and why people are real worked up about it. We learn about a woman who changed her gender on LinkedIn only to get a 400% increase in page views, so obviously we’re mad about it. Sarah explains why drones are being used in warfare and it…
We learn about the Selena documentary, and the life, career, and death of the Tejano singer, who was killed by a disgruntled employee. We find out the evolutionary advantage of kissing, which animals do it, how scientists define “kissing,” and why it actually could protect us from harm. Susie explains why raccoons might become the…
Sarah was car shopping, and you’ll never guess what kind of car she and her girlfriend got… We learn how doctors who perform surgery on babies were inspired to improve their care after seeing the efficiency of Formula 1 pit crews. We talk about a little girl who donated a simple rock to a museum,…
We got an update about “aphantasia,” the condition where you cannot see mental images, and now we’re wondering if we’re the weird ones because the way we see the images is apparently strange??? We think we are on the precipice of a scientific discovery that will be named after us. Susie talks about a man…
Have you ever wanted a bed for your phone? Do you live in the United Arab Emirates? Well, you’re in luck. Ikea has the perfect thing for you. We discuss Nike’s latest product that makes it easier to walk for people who were not having trouble walking (??). We created the perfect foot race, and…
Sarah is suddenly a new woman who hates when it gets dark early, is not really into Halloween, and is crying over Christmas songs. Sounds like someone is happy and in love. So much so that we get an impromptu, spoken word version of Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses. We hear about an inicident in…
Sarah is trying to talk Susie into loving winter sports, and it ain’t working. In fact, she’s decided Shaun White is on our list of people we have bad vibes about. We hear why Sarah thinks she’d be great at ice skating. We learn why breakfast foods are becoming more expensive, Florida is out of…
Susie has a theory about a scubadiving accident Sarah had ten years ago. We wonder why anyone wears a visor. We discuss the 30 for 30 short film about Black “hand clap” games that girls play, how they originated, and why we don’t continue them into adulthood. We debate the virtues of locker room nudity,…
