568: Alabama Snake, TikTok Miracle, & Holiday Weight

Today we hear about people who handle snakes as an expression of their faith and one preacher who used the snakes as a weapon against his wife. We find out why women’s pockets are so damn small (when we even have them). We discuss the woman who was rescued from a kidnapper thanks to TikTok.…

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567: Saying Yes to Drugs & Toilet Paper Nightmare

Today we get the scoop on Sarah’s dangerous liaison in Mexico and why mariachi music might not be as hellish as she thought. Sarah met her twin, and Susie thinks they should have a sitcom. We hear about Sarah’s decision to try LSD, and what her trip was like (she had a trip on her…

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566: Detective Sarah, John Wayne Gacy, & Mormon Underwear

Susie shares her thoughts on the Britney Murphy documentary, and Sarah decides she’s going to solve her suspicious death. We discuss Caitlyn Jenner’s Olympic success, gender-affirming transition, and why she’s an atypical trans story. We hear about the murders of John Wayne Gacy, and Susie laughs about his ridiculous denial of his guilt. We talk…

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565: Tandem Bikes, Dog Poop, & Orange Juice Teeth

Today we realize we have passed up Law & Order in episodes, and we need your help in figuring out how to celebrate. Susie thinks Mark Zuckerberg is soulless and has clones. Sarah reveals how much dog poop dog owners are picking up. We find out how much clothing people throw away, and we discuss…

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564: Pop-Tart Lies, Magnet Fishing, & Vienna’s OnlyFans

Today we find out why a woman is pissed at Pop-Tarts, and decided to sue Kellogg’s to get breakfast justice. Susie explains why there might be more to the lawsuit than just sugary breakfast rage. We learn about a new trend called “magnet fishing,” which sounded pretty cool until we learned that these folks are…

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563: Hippos are People, Kinky Crows, & Royal Love

Today we hear why Sarah wasn’t really into spooky season as much this year, but don’t worry, she’s still a witch. She describes why her ex made her learn to play an instrument, but she continues to play because she loves it. We get an update on Pablo Escobar’s hippos and why a judge ruled…

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562: Darth Vader’s Babysitter, Temporary Tattoos, & “Tic”Tok

Today we discuss why male chefs are venerated, worshipped, and adored, while female chefs are hidden, required to be effortless, and see as instinctual rather than skilled. We discuss the three finalists who auditioned to be Anakin Skywalker, and then Sarah reveals a shocking story about her babysitting days. (Yet another example of Sarah’s insane…

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561: Take the Money, Feel Your Balls, & Naked Run

Today we realize we used to fat-shame ourselves in our early episodes, and we’re relieved we have evolved a bit since then. Sarah describes a roller coaster in Japan that is leaving people w/ spinal fractures, and she reveals why she is surprisingly afraid of coasters. We discuss some of the more humiliating challenges we’ve…

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560: Chesty Chess Players, Public Shaming, & Toilet Romance

Today we hear about a woman suing GEICO for an STD she got. Sarah was shamed by her doctor over an STD test. We hear about a women’s chess tournament that got a sponsorship that raised some eyebrows (and heart rates). We discuss Dave Chapelle and the reason why people are upset about his jokes.…

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559: Bumbling Romeo, Love on the Spectrum, & Tight Jeans

Today we get a recap of Sarah’s trip to Colorado where she bit the bullet and joined a dating app. We hear about her date and why it would have been Susie’s nightmare. Sarah talks about Love on the Spectrum, and shares why it made her realize humans are all the same on some level.…

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