Susie kicks off the show sharing a story about a friend of hers who is using an app to meet new friends, and how hard it is to make friends as an adult. Sarah talks about the idea of a “best friend” and how this is a new phenomenon that is especially espoused by women,…
Sarah shares her birthday tales, which included drunk snowboarding, fireball shots, and a ski lift near miss. It did not disappoint. She also describes how our listeners inspire her to be a better version of herself, which encouraged Susie who is starting to feel like nice gals finish last. We discuss motivations for success, and…
We’re kicking March off (or as we like to call it, Fool’s Spring) with a story about testicles–yay!!! It turns out men with bigger balls are crappier dads. We debate whether this is a product of low testosterone or some other physical issue or whether it’s a societal construct where men with bigger balls just…
Today’s episode is a doozy! Sarah is feeling a little non-commital about making plans, but we’re determined to start thinking ahead and making plans to look forward to. We can’t let the pandemic ruin the future anymore. We hear about the Stolen Youth documentary about the Sarah Lawrence mind-control cult, and Sarah is having a…
We have a rebuttal to a keyboard warrior who took issue with our commentary on Hitler’s medical history, which is a sentence we never thought we’d write. Susie explains why discussing shame is critical to understanding human behavior. We learn about a dog who inherited $500M when his owner died, and why things are not…
We discuss how our problems suddenly seem bearable when we consider switching them for someone else’s. Sarah describes her Valentine’s Day surprise from Eli and why not everyone should be cracking jokes on a microphone like we do. Sarah got a physical and it turns out she’s 100% that old lady, and she does not…
Susie breaks down the Pam Anderson documentary (produced and directed by our buddy, Ryan White) and the ways she represents the dynamic between men and women culturally. The documentary looks at Pam as a sex symbol, cultural icon, and reflection of gender dynamics in the West. Sarah shares a shocking story about a Baywatch actor…
Happy Valentine’s Day to all who celebrate–and we hope you do because love is the most important thing in the world! And to get in the spirit, Susie is trying to convince Sarah to propose to Eli. Hear what she has to say about that idea, and her answer may suprise you. We discuss a…
Hear about a docuseries called Mind Over Murder where six people were wrongfully accused of the rape and murder of a woman after five of them confessed to the crime. We explore why people would say they did something they had nothing to do with, why we’re all at risk of the same strange weakness,…
Hear why Susie plans on becoming a chart-topping singer. Sarah and Susie are planning their ski adventure and Susie really hopes it doesn’t involve any…skiing. Susie decides we need a “swear jar” for every time Sarah says the word “Eli,” and Sarah is kinda freaked out. We hear about the evolution of Marie Kondo, and…
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