740: Nerdy by Nature, Texts From My Ex, & Bad News Cameos

Sarah wants Susie’s son Lincoln to give her style tips since we’re not in the loop anymore. Sarah visited Gothic Mountain and the science lab there, and she is NERDING OUT! We celebrate science, Sarah even cries about it, but then she get real wound up in short order about someone who BOO’ed her (and…

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739: Horse Girl, Alien Invasion, & Switched at Birth

In episode 739, we’re learning that Sarah has not let go of her pipe dreams of being a horse girl. She is itching for a new hobby, and we think horse grooming, trotting, and apple feeding are in her future. She is also in the midst of a very intense bet with Eli about who…

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738: Sublimation, Simulation, and a Superfan Situation

It’s raining cats and dogs, cactuses are dying, our pets’ heads are falling off! Well, some of those things are true, and Sarah’s had it. We hear why Colorado snow is vanishing into thin air, and frankly, the scientists seem to be approaching the problem with a shrug. Susie explains why climate change is exposing…

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737: Plant Gang, PeeWee, & Pet Cosplay

Susie is trying to call a truce with the airlines. We’ll give a little, they’ll give a little. Sarah discussed a recent plant theft she participated in and the karmic repercussions she incurred as a result, but Susie is more intrigued by a pattern of plant burglaries Sarah has conducted over the years. Turns out,…

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736: Powerful Brain Damage, Dream Decoding, & Body Anomalies

Sarah has a new persona, and she is a Southern Belle. She. Can’t. Stop. Bless her heart. Susie found out an Old Gossip celebrity lives five minutes from her house, and she needs tips for how to have a meet cute. Sarah shares scholarship on what power does to the brain, and it is horrifying.…

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735: Whistleblowers, Benihana Training, & Barbie Mania

Sarah went to a bridal shower and it was like a Crocodile Dundee experience where there were fancy finger sandwiches and tea and she was still trying to throw down in the shower game. Susie is still immersed in sports, and this time it’s NBA legend (and alleged womanizer) Wilt Chamberlain. We discuss why his…

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734: Euro Fashion, Gold Medal Packing, & Mosquito Genocide

Today we get a full Croatia Catchup from Sarah Louise, and it’s a hilarious journey. We hear why people flock to the country due to their Game of Thrones passion. Sarah naturally had a run-in with an AirBnb host who basically shamed Sarah for asking a question. Susie says Sarah deserves a gold medal in…

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733: Competitive Eating, The Dress, & Soul Boom!

Sarah is home from her Croatian vacation, and she’s back in the Brain Candy saddle. We talk about how her summer is shaping up much better than Susie’s, and we’re wondering if her “year of adventure” is cursed. We hear her latest sports doc commentary on competitive eating, and why her sister couldn’t keep watching…

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732: Coliseum Graffiti, Moving Walkway, & Psychedelic Supremacy

Sarah explains why she’s nervous about her vacation, and the reasons this year’s trip might turn things around. We are furious about the complete moron who carved his and his girlfriend’s name on the coliseum, and Susie thinks his punishment is too harsh and not harsh enough at the same time. We learn about an…

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731: Roid Rage, Mean Girls, & Sports Scandals

Susie is on a serious bender with sports documentaries, which is pretty surprising since she thinks sports should be banned. She’s fine with steroids, just not sports. Ok. We discuss the punishment Olympics track and field phenom Marion Jones received for cheating in the Olympics, and why Susie thinks the punishment didn’t fit the crime.…

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