Sarah went to a concert where the “music” was so experimental, she wasn’t even sure when to clap or how to dance to it. Susie has a sneaking suspicion white men are behind this “musical” innovation, and someone should tell these fellas to stick to the classics. Sarah’s been thinking about the cow tongue mystery…
Today we hear about a Jewish family who had a daughter that did not look like them. In fact, she looked Black. And it turned out her mom had an affiar with a Black man, but just never mentioned it to her husband, the daguther (who thought her familial dad was her biological dad until…
Sarah is $400 richer thanks to a tip from Susie, and you might have money waiting for you too! Sarah watched a series on Amazon that is a must-see, and had her in stitches, but also raised some ideas about our gullibility, the legal system, and reality tv. She also watched a film that was…
We hear what Sarah learned from the grieving process after losing her dog. Susie shares why it’s so hard to teach someone not to procrastinate. We discuss the amazing fortitude and tenacity of Michael J. Fox, and what he says is the secret to staying optimistic despite difficult circumstances. Susie is convinced that aliens are…
Today we find out why Sarah regrets signing up for a marathon and Susie is saying I told you so, but she’s also suggesting Sarah hop in a car and cheat in the race. Sarah thinks Weird Al is the sweet and square version of Howard Stern, but it turns out he’s the gentile Howard…
Happy Cinco de Mayo, Americans! Hope you enjoy some tacos and margs. Sarah tells a story about how Eli denied her alcohol, and Susie truly feels bad for him for making this “rookie mistake.” We discuss the amazing Judy Blume documentary, and how she championed free speech and openness about our bodies way before her…
Sarah describes her dog Bo’s final day, and why he held on til the very end. We discuss a new show that highlights extreme personalities and fringe lifestyles including one man who spends his days and night prepping for the zombie apocalypse. She explains why simple therapeutic tools helped him make headway on curbing his…
We get a follow-up on Sarah’s habit of eating muffin cups and it somehow got even more insane than it already was, but the good news is that there are apparently many people who indulged in baking cup cuisine, so Sarah isn’t alone. Susie makes an observation about the show’s men watch, and points out…
Sarah is in a war with her neighbor, and Susie is strategizing ways to torment him. Sarah thinks they’re in a competition for who will open their blinds, but mostly she’s mad that he doesn’t have a sense of whimsy. This is the most low-states feud in history. Sarah says the personality test to which…
Susie goes on an epic rant about people who try to mental health their way out of accountability and the way they use therapy speak to avoid responsibility. She’s fuming, people! Sarah explains how a-holes are always going to find ways to be jerks, so this is nothing new. She also shares why comedy commentary…
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