712: Jury Duty, Documentary Dupe, & Museum Graffiti

Sarah is $400 richer thanks to a tip from Susie, and you might have money waiting for you too! Sarah watched a series on Amazon that is a must-see, and had her in stitches, but also raised some ideas about our gullibility, the legal system, and reality tv. She also watched a film that was…

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711: Optimism, Alien Cow Deaths, & Death of the Limo

We hear what Sarah learned from the grieving process after losing her dog. Susie shares why it’s so hard to teach someone not to procrastinate. We discuss the amazing fortitude and tenacity of Michael J. Fox, and what he says is the secret to staying optimistic despite difficult circumstances. Susie is convinced that aliens are…

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710: No Frills Motel, Jewish Weird Al, & All the Feels

Today we find out why Sarah regrets signing up for a marathon and Susie is saying I told you so, but she’s also suggesting Sarah hop in a car and cheat in the race. Sarah thinks Weird Al is the sweet and square version of Howard Stern, but it turns out he’s the gentile Howard…

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709: Marathon Cheater, Paralympics Controversy, & Cue Card Hero

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Americans! Hope you enjoy some tacos and margs. Sarah tells a story about how Eli denied her alcohol, and Susie truly feels bad for him for making this “rookie mistake.” We discuss the amazing Judy Blume documentary, and how she championed free speech and openness about our bodies way before her…

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708: Zombie Response Team, Time Travel, & World’s Oldest Joke

Sarah describes her dog Bo’s final day, and why he held on til the very end. We discuss a new show that highlights extreme personalities and fringe lifestyles including one man who spends his days and night prepping for the zombie apocalypse. She explains why simple therapeutic tools helped him make headway on curbing his…

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707: The Man Show, Boston Bombing, & Waco Cult

We get a follow-up on Sarah’s habit of eating muffin cups and it somehow got even more insane than it already was, but the good news is that there are apparently many people who indulged in baking cup cuisine, so Sarah isn’t alone. Susie makes an observation about the show’s men watch, and points out…

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706: Personality Tests, Martha Stewart, and Healthy Ice Cream

Sarah is in a war with her neighbor, and Susie is strategizing ways to torment him. Sarah thinks they’re in a competition for who will open their blinds, but mostly she’s mad that he doesn’t have a sense of whimsy. This is the most low-states feud in history. Sarah says the personality test to which…

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705: Therapy Speak, Life Hacks, & Bigfoot’s Boobs

Susie goes on an epic rant about people who try to mental health their way out of accountability and the way they use therapy speak to avoid responsibility. She’s fuming, people! Sarah explains how a-holes are always going to find ways to be jerks, so this is nothing new. She also shares why comedy commentary…

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704: Submarine Sandwiches, Menu Hacks, & Hiding Turtles

Sarah is fueling up for this episode with a party size platter of hoagies, and it is glorious. This isn’t the only fun food-related incident today, though. Oh no, we also learn that Sarah loved muffins so much as a child that she ATE THE WRAPPERS as well. She blames this habit on having an…

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703: Pretty Baby, Manslaughter Nightmare, & Boys in Blue

Sarah found out she is a “true summer,” so she can’t wear the look of Gwyneth Paltrow at her trial, so now she’s getting rid of her clothes and embracing her color glow-up. We hear why “silent luxury” is all the rage and ostentation is out. We discuss the Brooke Shields documentary, Pretty Baby, and…

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702: Bigfoot Sighting, Sarah’s Accident, & Glow-in-the Dark Animals

We discuss Sarah’s religious dabbling, and how she’s been pretty much every religion on Earth for a minute including once when she had to wear a wig for religion. We hear about the famous Bigfoot video that has been the foundation for Bigfoot lore for decades, and how it has been remastered. Sarah claims the…

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701: Racism Clickbait, Catholic Spies, & Bert and Ernie’s Lifestyle

Susie is going to meet one of her comedy heroes, and she needs Sarah’s advice on what to wear, what to say, and how to become best friends with him. We learn about a Catholic group who bought user data to track the online activities of priests and monitor whether they’re using dating/hook-up apps. We…

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