Sarah describes her dog Bo’s final day, and why he held on til the very end. We discuss a new show that highlights extreme personalities and fringe lifestyles including one man who spends his days and night prepping for the zombie apocalypse. She explains why simple therapeutic tools helped him make headway on curbing his…
Podcast: The Brain Candy Podcast
707: The Man Show, Boston Bombing, & Waco Cult
We get a follow-up on Sarah’s habit of eating muffin cups and it somehow got even more insane than it already was, but the good news is that there are apparently many people who indulged in baking cup cuisine, so Sarah isn’t alone. Susie makes an observation about the show’s men watch, and points out…
706: Personality Tests, Martha Stewart, and Healthy Ice Cream
Sarah is in a war with her neighbor, and Susie is strategizing ways to torment him. Sarah thinks they’re in a competition for who will open their blinds, but mostly she’s mad that he doesn’t have a sense of whimsy. This is the most low-states feud in history. Sarah says the personality test to which…
705: Therapy Speak, Life Hacks, & Bigfoot’s Boobs
Susie goes on an epic rant about people who try to mental health their way out of accountability and the way they use therapy speak to avoid responsibility. She’s fuming, people! Sarah explains how a-holes are always going to find ways to be jerks, so this is nothing new. She also shares why comedy commentary…
704: Submarine Sandwiches, Menu Hacks, & Hiding Turtles
703: Pretty Baby, Manslaughter Nightmare, & Boys in Blue
Sarah found out she is a “true summer,” so she can’t wear the look of Gwyneth Paltrow at her trial, so now she’s getting rid of her clothes and embracing her color glow-up. We hear why “silent luxury” is all the rage and ostentation is out. We discuss the Brooke Shields documentary, Pretty Baby, and…
702: Bigfoot Sighting, Sarah’s Accident, & Glow-in-the Dark Animals
We discuss Sarah’s religious dabbling, and how she’s been pretty much every religion on Earth for a minute including once when she had to wear a wig for religion. We hear about the famous Bigfoot video that has been the foundation for Bigfoot lore for decades, and how it has been remastered. Sarah claims the…
701: Racism Clickbait, Catholic Spies, & Bert and Ernie’s Lifestyle
Susie is going to meet one of her comedy heroes, and she needs Sarah’s advice on what to wear, what to say, and how to become best friends with him. We learn about a Catholic group who bought user data to track the online activities of priests and monitor whether they’re using dating/hook-up apps. We…
700: Models, Mammoth Meatballs, & Michelangelo’s Manhood
700 episodes! It’s pretty remarkable that we’re still talking and, more importantly, you’re still listening! Thank you!!! Sarah was very eager to share some news in the culinary world that has actual animal meat being produced in labs. So she wants to know if vegans/vegetarians will eat it since no animals were killed in the…
699: Seaweed Blob, Good Old Days, & Broken Sun
Anyone know what happens at cemetaries in New Orleans, because we’ve heard some things and we’re confused and intrigued. Sarah talks about how a piece of the sun broke off and got sucked into a polar vortex, and it’s wild. Bad news though, an astroid is headed straight for Earth and we only have twenty…