770: Three Joke Johnny, River People, & Claymation Catastrophe

Sarah wants you to know your joke is funny and why, and we’re here for it. We discuss the controversial comedy of Matt Rife, his decision to do domestic violence jokes, and his appearance on The Challenge. Just when we thought we couldn’t love/hate Crocs any more, they go and do country/western styles, and completely…

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769: Funeral Confessions, Cookie Monster, & Progressive Flo

We’re already preparing for 2024 (probably because 2023 was such a dud). Susie recommends the new Mike Birbiglia comedy special, The Old Man and the Pool, and discusses his sleep disorder that caused him to jump out of a La Quinta window while he was sleeping. Sarah is still recovering from her Spirit Airlines experience,…

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768: Nightclub Funeral, Polyester Infertility, & Worker Bears

We discuss how we’re scared after each episode to find out what we screwed up or if we offended someone. So, be gentle, people. We’re sensie-wensie. We’ll work on it. Anyhoo, some weirdo died and made his family have his funeral at a nightclub, and let’s just say, the video footage of his grieving family…

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767: Saviors, Saunas, and The Greatest Reality Show Never Made

Susie checked something off her bucket list by seeing Jerry Seinfeld live and in the flesh even though it meant going to West Virginia and eating at a dive bar. We discuss the documentary The Greatest Reality Show Never Made about a series from the early aughts that people signed up for after quitting their…

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766: Rivals 3 Rebuttal, Sleeping Beauties, & Bored Pigeons

Sarah saw a recent interview with her Rivals 3 partner and she would like a chance at a rebuttal. We object! We’re talking about that ding-dong billionaire is trying to reverse aging again. Turns out his penis is young again, but this whole schtick is old. ChatGPT is insulting us by making the ugliest version…

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765: Flying High, Sarah’s Squabble & Sphinx Construction

Is Sarah trying to talk Susie into going back on the Challenge? What in the Freaky Friday is going on here? We discuss the man who had an unusual reaction to magic mushrooms that got him arrested for the attempted murder of 80 people. We also learn that an arrest was made in the freak…

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764: Fugees Flub, AI CEO, & Meteorite Money

Susie and Sarah are getting back in the competitive spirit with an upcoming athletic event, and it is hilarious. Sarah got a new trashy luxury item and it is a guaranteed AWH. She went to a Lauryn Hill and the Fugees concert, and despite, or perhaps because of, her high hopes, she was very disappointed.…

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763: Stallone Regrets, Split Tongues, & Dark Comedy

Sarah had her first pow day, so Susie is annoyed. We hear why Yogi Berra is an underrated baseball player with a heckuva personality. We learn why Sylvester Stallone is full of regret, and he demonstrates the torture of trying to gain the love of our parents. But at least he’s got the Shakespearean writing…

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762: Soap Solution, Amazon Revenge, & Big Babies

Sarah took Susie to a couple’s “sound bath” in Denver, so they explain that experience and offer their thoughts on the hippity dippity, groovy vibrations. We learn about a teen who invented a soap that treats skin cancer and we’re just over here podcasting like goons. Hear about the man who wanted to punish Jeff…

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761: Milli Vanilli, Tarantula Tragedy, & Fire Fear

Sarah and Susie are fresh off their Denver reunion, and ready for more candy for their brains. We start with a discussion about Milli Vanilli, the lip-synching duo from the 90s, who were exposed and exiled from the charts. Susie learned a lot more details about their careers that shed some light on why they…

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