Today we talk about a disturbing purchase Susie’s husband made. We find out which subgroup is the happiest in America. Sarah reveals why someone made her uncomfortable & she couldn’t “stop being polite.” We find out what animal is most similar to humans, & it’s not what you think. Susie shares the history of the…
Today we hear why Susie was spooked by a tombstone that was eerily similar to Sarah. Sarah rants about people who annoy her, & we wonder if she is at fault for their behavior. We discuss the need for reality TV aftercare, & why so many slip through the cracks. We debate the virtues of…
Today we recap Sarah’s eventful week staying at Susie’s house including a locksmith caper, a wet cat, and a naked escapade.We find out why dogs evolved to please humans, and why we think humans are like food. Find out why some cultures don’t use baby talk. Hear why the Rasputin penis might actually be sealife.…
Today we discuss a controversy over Sarah’s recent Instagram post, and why mediocre men can can it. We talk about technology that millennials don’t understand. We learn why Sarah is obsessed with Chernobyl & influencers are visiting the site. Plus, we find out why there are creatures eating our faces everyday. Hear how one animal…
On today’s show, we find out some of the stories from Sarah’s national park adventure, & we realize our ultimate man is a park ranger. Susie talks about a famous penis that is currently preserved in a jar. Sarah reveals why one woman should be very concerned about her constipation. Plus, we find out why…
Today we talk about flat earthers again because Sarah thinks we should be more forgiving about them being total idiots. We find out what year was the best year, & whether we’d want to go back to a time before cell phones. Hear why the animal kingdom is more confusing than we thought. Plus, find…
Hear why Susie thinks Sarah was trying to accuse her of “kink shaming” gay people. We find out what it’s like to live without plastic. Susie talks about the people who clean up feces & needles off the streets. Plus, we discuss a woman documenting the gender disparity in speakers at a government meeting, a…
On today’s show, we hear about an item out of pickup that Susie saw in her neighborhood. We discuss the importance of aftercare for reality tv cast members. Hear why millennials aren’t as good in the kitchen as other generations. We discuss what happens to YouTube families when they get a divorce. Plus, we take…
Today Sarah is discussing Love Languages, & why she thinks they’re important. Susie talks about a documentary about The Price is Right, & how passionate people are magic. We discuss the new Jeopardy phenom, the tragedy of being an aging clown, & what the oldest word in the world is. Plus, we find out why…
Today we talk about how mess & success are sometimes strange bedfellows. Sarah updates us about who is called a “genius” & who isn’t. Susie updates us about the gendered concept of the phrase “battle axe”. We discuss vocal fry, & why it’s unfairly maligned. Hear the history of the Lion Sleeps Tonight. And we…
