271: Sarah’s Insane Story, Death at Disney, & Chastity Belts

Sarah kicks off the show with insane story where she had to fight crime. Susie talks about what happens when people choose to have their ashes scattered at Disney parks. We find out 40 terms you shouldn’t use after you turn 40. We learn the importance of hobbies, & find out why Americans don’t have…

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270: Something’s Fishy, Horror Movies, & Kendall Jenner

Today we talk about the “final girl” movie trope, & why it’s so common in horror films. We discuss Netflix & how it tracks your viewing (by race?). We debate the recent Kendall Jenner cultural appropriation scandal & learn about how sculptures have been white-washed. Hear about a recent rapper death, why essential oils might…

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269: Catchphrases, Pizza Everyday, & October Babies

We heard from our listeners & found out what our “catchphrases” are that you all enjoy. Sarah shares what happens to your brain when you read. Susie talks about Steve Jobs & “do-over dads” & how strange dads can be. We celebrate a hero who has been eating pizza for dinner since he was 4-years-old.…

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268: Man-Sized Kleenex, Family Dysfunction, & 20 Questions

Today we talk about how the birthday cake candle tradition is absurd, & we have a solution. We discuss a horrifying story of a shackled woman who rang a doorbell, & the madness that ensued. Sarah shares a story about a man who shot a boy who showed up at his door. Susie opens up…

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267: Fake Cheerleader, Fat Bear Week, & Fear of Snakes

Sarah starts the show w/ a correction to her previous bee story, & it involves a booty dance. We debate whether we’d rather get bit by a snake or get squeezed to death. We learn of a middle-aged woman who pretended to be a teenager so she could be a high school cheerleader. Susie shares…

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266: Selfie Dangers, History of Brand Logos, & Scandalous Pregnancy

Today we’re talking about a physicist who had to sell his Nobel Prize to pay his medical bills. Susie reveals the disturbing story of the world’s youngest mom. We debate the Banksy art prank and what makes art valuable. Susie shares the history of brand logos. Find out why there’s a long-standing myth about Victorian…

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265: Twins, Buried Treasure, & That’s What She Said

Today Sarah finally delivers on the goat pics she’s been promising for weeks. We discuss why Susie might be on the Homeland Security watch list. Hear about Twinsburg, & the things that make twins special. We follow up on the Three Identical Strangers documentary. Sarah talks about a girl who found a magical (?) sword…

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264: Disney’s Hero Dads, Free the Nipple & Living Mas

Today we find out what petty hill Sarah is willing to die on & Susie shares shocking football info about her life. We learn the woman behind crossword puzzles & why adjectives are more complicated than you might think. Susie shares the shocking way women are left out of children’s films. We find out the…

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263: Cat Grooming, Weed 101, & Service w/ a Smile

Today is one of those episodes you can’t miss. Sarah talks about grooming cat butts & why she’s afraid of car washs. Hear why movie theaters are getting super fancy. Susie talks about a woman who found pot in her Graze box, & Sarah tries to teach Susie about weed. It didn’t go well. Find…

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262: Identical Strangers, Most Shocking Story Ever, & Smog Rings

Today we discuss the documentary Three Identical Strangers (and we try not to spoil anything), & why it’s a must-see film. We hear about a boy raised as a girl after a botched circumcision. We talk about the new emojis, a fire caused by a gender reveal party, & a loft designed for you to…

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