373: Joker, Pancake Brains, & Tooth Takeout

Today we discuss how Joker is inspiring Susie’s research on criminals. We discuss an infuriating seminar where women were told their brains are smaller than men’s. We hear about a doctor who was selling babies out of his clinic. We discuss Sarah’s reaction to Tell Me Who I Am, & why she couldn’t finish the…

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372: Sexual Identity, Bullying, & Jesus Saves?

Today we discuss whether should still identify as queer even though she’s only dating men. We find out why produce is sitting in warehouses for months before you eat it. Hear why Sarah was bullied in high school. We discuss dogs who run away & are found years later, plus one dog who came back…

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371: Sarah’s New Boo, Tell Me Who I Am, & Willful Ignorance

Today we hear about Sarah’s new man, and why she’s happier than ever. We learn where they met, and what they’ve been up to lately. Sarah reveals more science on why hugging makes life better. Susie has a theory about why she loves reality tv. We find out what men hate about marriage. We hear…

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370: Greatest Hits Clip Show & Commentary

It’s here! Today we go through some of our (and your) favorite clips from the last four years. Hear Sarah cry about Moana. Reminisce about the time Susie got high on a minute amount of pot. Hear the classic tale of Sarah’s poop emergency. Remember why cats are psychopaths. Talk down the poop knife memory…

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369: Magic Eye Mystery, Enneagram Tests, & Peeping Tom

Today we hear a spooky update to Sarah’s obsession w/ lynx. We take the enneagram test and Susie is NOT into it. We find out the difference between narcissism & self-esteem. We hear how one stalker used Instagram pics to find a pop star. We debate the outcome of a peeping tom situation. And Susie…

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368: Linda Suspect, Mac-n-Cheese Man, & Jesus Shoes

Today we find out why Instagram might be the perfect fashion platform. We learn about a man who only eats mac-n-cheese. Susie reveals a strange mystery that might involve the occult & the reason some people are carving pumpkins in the ocean. Sarah talks about a spooky car wash. We have a suspect in our…

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367: Bloody Basement, Sarah’s Superstition, & Skin Phone

Today we hear the science behind anxiety, & how to avoid it. We debate the recent controversy with Ellen & George W. Bush. Susie tells a story about a family whose basement was flooded w/ blood. Hear why Sarah is superstitious despite herself. We find out why people are covering their phones w/ skin. We…

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366: Bingo Bandit, Wikipedia Women, & Appendix Nightmare

Today we find out about an unusual flavor of ice cream people are enjoying. We find out why kids are better humans than adults. We find out why Wikipedia is part of the patriarchy. Susie reveals why we often sabotage our own best interests and she tells a horrific tale of a doctor who performed…

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365: Jigsaw Puzzles, State Fairs, & Mental Metaphors

Today we analyze Sarah’s frequent rage at retailers. We find out about a man who is making a fortune (?) off of jigsaw puzzles. Susie reveals a shocking way people are getting sick thanks to state fairs and hot tubs. Sarah shares a fascinating fact about people with schizophrenia. We learn why construction workers are…

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364: Stevie Wonder Truthers, Clown Registry, & Ms. Monopoly

We discuss a hilarious conspiracy theory about Stevie Wonder. We learn a shocking statistic about veterinarians and dentists. Susie talks about a woman who quit her job to “spoil” her husband. We discuss a crazy story of a young girl who was adopted, who people now believe might be an adult. Sarah is pissed about…

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