285: Kissing, Boobs, & Worst Movie Ever

Today we discuss a device that lets you kiss someone through your phone (& why it’s disgusting). We find out theories on why we have boobs. Susie talks about a scandal involving Hershey’s kisses, & Sarah is outraged. We learn about the “testicle festival,” & find out why Sarah is a fan of balls. Sarah…

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284: Year of Babies, Viral Hoax, & Perfect Inventions

Find out why Sarah thinks this year is going to bring her a baby girl. We discuss our plans for 2019. Sarah vents about a new parenting trend she’s observed, & why she had to get involved recently. Susie reveals the truth behind some heartwarming viral videos. We debate whether you should call food “crack.”…

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283: Sarah Predicts the Future, Auto-Tune, & Millennial Pictures

Today we talk about Christmas again even though Christmas is over. Hear how Sarah found out she was getting undies from her husband. Susie is watching a true crime documentary called The Innocent Man, & we discuss why people confess to crimes they didn’t commit. We learn what millennials are doing w/ all the pics…

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282: Bear Repellent, Amish Phones, & Twerking Soccer Player

Susie shares how she got lucky with an errant order, & why she’s conflicted about the ethics of keeping the freebie. We find out why a robot sprayed bear repellent in an Amazon factory. We learn why geo-tagging is ruining national parks. Susie calls out Amish people for using phones. We discuss the female soccer…

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281: Personality Types, Out of Body Experience, & Skeleton Boots

Today we discuss Sarah’s super fancy experience in Disneyland’s Club 33 (& she now needs a special cushion for her purse). We learn about Frankie Muniz’s alleged amnesia situation, & why he can’t remember being on Malcolm in the Middle. We find out why there are new personality types, & where we fit on the…

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280: Shark Tank Therapy, Cannibal Couple, & Sarah’s BDE

Today we find out what 4 things Kate Middleton keeps in her handbag. We hear why some people think millennials don’t eat tuna–and it makes no sense. Susie talks about Russian cannibals, & why we all might have a little bit of cannibalistic tendencies in us (what?!). Hear Sarah’s Christmas shopping rant. Susie talks about…

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279: Sarah’s Guilt, Cyber Flashing, & Mandatory Hugs

Today Sarah reveals why she has a guilty conscience. Susie explains how people can “flash” you through your phone, & what’s being done about it. We discuss people who watch porn at Starbucks, how to catch a tiger, & why some people light a match after pooping. Susie reveals why women become more creative (&…

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278: Sex Recession, Creepy Motel, & Dead Body Cookies

Today we start by hearing what gives life meaning according to Americans. We hear why Sarah thinks there’s a conspiracy with This Is Us commercials. Sarah watched a creepy documentary about a motel owner who watched his customers. We learn about a girl who made cookies w/ her grandma’s ashes. We get mad about how…

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277: Smash Cakes, Male Nudity, & Giving Birth Around the World

Hear about a bakery that makes a cake especially for divorces, & find out why Susie is pissed (again) about baby showers. We learn about a bizarre trend of adult smash cake photo shoots, & we are not impressed. Susie talks about why men are not expected to want privacy, & how it can lead…

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276: Sarah’s Spaceship, Living Underground, & Love Languages

Today we find out why Christmas music is literally making you crazy. We discuss love languages, & express our love for the hot duck swimming in Central Park. We find out the science of the placebo effect, & why it’s understudied. Sarah reveals a strange Finnish practice that Susie’s mad about. Susie talks about an…

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