340: Fake Freckles, Bird Uber, & Unhinged Women

Today we find out why Sarah is still unemployed, & kind of ok with it. Hear why young people don’t like fake influencer culture, & why Sarah is mad about freckle appropriation. Hear about a woman who loves the Flintstones so much she built a Flintstone house. We discuss a man who found an injured…

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339: Earthquake Scare, Ball Pits, & Hot Chocolate

Susie & Sarah talk about the earthquake they experienced together & why Sarah was making fun of Susie’s pajamas. We learn the history of the ball pitt, & why its origins are scarier than you’d think. We find out why reading really does make you happier. We discuss the invention of powdered hot chocolate, &…

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338: Jesus’s Poop, Bear Mace, & Honesty Test

Today we debate whether Jesus pooped, & learn why scholars think this is an important question. We find out about a new hands-free restaurant, & discuss whether we’d enjoy the experience. We talk about the conditions of Amazon fulfillment centers, & why some workers wear diapers. Sarah reveals why Norway has the secret to successful…

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337: Reality TV Sex, Beach Reads, & Sarah’s Stalker

Today we talk about a disturbing purchase Susie’s husband made. We find out which subgroup is the happiest in America. Sarah reveals why someone made her uncomfortable & she couldn’t “stop being polite.” We find out what animal is most similar to humans, & it’s not what you think. Susie shares the history of the…

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336: Sarah’s Grave, Emotional Support Animals, & Sex Study

Today we hear why Susie was spooked by a tombstone that was eerily similar to Sarah. Sarah rants about people who annoy her, & we wonder if she is at fault for their behavior. We discuss the need for reality TV aftercare, & why so many slip through the cracks. We debate the virtues of…

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335: Cute Aggression, Sea Cucumbers, & Jazzercise

Today we recap Sarah’s eventful week staying at Susie’s house including a locksmith caper, a wet cat, and a naked escapade.We find out why dogs evolved to please humans, and why we think humans are like food. Find out why some cultures don’t use baby talk. Hear why the Rasputin penis might actually be sealife.…

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334: Virgin Birth, Mediocre Men, & Chernobyl

Today we discuss a controversy over Sarah’s recent Instagram post, and why mediocre men can can it. We talk about technology that millennials don’t understand. We learn why Sarah is obsessed with Chernobyl & influencers are visiting the site. Plus, we find out why there are creatures eating our faces everyday. Hear how one animal…

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333: Park Rangers, Penis Jar, & Poop Stroke

On today’s show, we find out some of the stories from Sarah’s national park adventure, & we realize our ultimate man is a park ranger. Susie talks about a famous penis that is currently preserved in a jar. Sarah reveals why one woman should be very concerned about her constipation. Plus, we find out why…

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332: Flat Earthers, Cow Blowouts, & Tsunami Warning

Today we talk about flat earthers again because Sarah thinks we should be more forgiving about them being total idiots. We find out what year was the best year, & whether we’d want to go back to a time before cell phones. Hear why the animal kingdom is more confusing than we thought. Plus, find…

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331: Kink Shaming, Avoiding Plastic, & Library Duty

Hear why Susie thinks Sarah was trying to accuse her of “kink shaming” gay people. We find out what it’s like to live without plastic. Susie talks about the people who clean up feces & needles off the streets. Plus, we discuss a woman documenting the gender disparity in speakers at a government meeting, a…

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