389: Exclamations, Drugged Spiders, & Transplant Scandal

Today we get an update on snowball crimes. We learn why female scholars don’t promote their work. Find out why Susie is banning exclamation points & emojis. We hear why spiders did drugs, & how it affected them. Sarah reveals new developments in treatment for schizophrenia. Susie is worked up about glass bridges. Plus, we…

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388: Mission Space, Adrenaline Junkie, & Near Death Experience

Today we discuss Sarah’s misadventures in cat-sitting. Susie gives an update on her “badass” theory. We talk about adrenaline, & some of the ways it informs our decisions. We debate whether near-death experiences are real. Sarah gets REALLY mad about cookies in space, & ends up furious with a hotelier. It’s a thing. Susie talks…

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387: Visions, Landlines, & Sleepovers

Today we give the sock industry (aka Big Sock) a piece of our minds. We discuss a documentary called Voyeur where a man peeps on the guests at his motel for 30 years. Hear our thoughts on Don’t F*ck With Cats, & why this docuseries is a must-watch. We find out why landlines might’ve been…

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386: Gay Mafia, Snowball Weapons, & Ok Boomer

Today we craft some theories about who is putting cowboy hats on pigeons. We discuss how the mafia has dropped their ban on gay members. A Wisconsin town banned snowballs, & we have some opinions on the matter. We are livid about a Big Brother Spain cast member who was assaulted on-camera & forced to…

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385: Highs & Lows, Hen Den, & Human Libary

Find out Susie & Sarah’s highs & lows from 2019. Sarah shares some of science’s biggest developments last year. We find out why they might be building a “hen den” on the moon (or not). Susie gets crabby about the Kardsashians. Sarah tells us about a Human Library where you check out people, not books.…

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384: Hot Hand, Garbage Truck Love, & Caricatures

Today we find out Sarah’s theory about why women love shoes & handbags. We hear how doing drugs helped Sarah love herself more. Susie & Sarah discuss their New Year’s resolutions. We learn the science of the “hot hand” & whether you really can get on a roll. We find out a hilarious caper involving…

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383: Sarah’s Nightmare, Personal Hell, & Animal Sounds

Today we find out why some animals are freakishly loud, & sperm whales are weird. We hear why Donald Duck might be a martian. Sarah reveals her recurring nightmare that raises a lot of questions about her mental state & the space station. Anti-vaxxers want a new name, so Sarah gave them some. We have…

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382: Useless Beauty, Perfect Art, & Ultramarathons

Today we find out about a girl in Mexico who wins ultramarathons, but doesn’t seem happy about it. We find out why some beauty is useless & how beauty standards have changed. We learn what science claims is the “perfect” painting, & why Susie might prefer the ugly one. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

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381: Tan Butts, Permafrost Puppy, & Morning Routines

Today we find out why Susie & Sarah are celebrating Howard Stern. Hear why some people are trying to catch some rays on their buttholes. We debate the virtues of being in an exercise biker gang. Susie falls in love with a 18,000 year old puppy. Sarah offers great advice if you hate “to do”…

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380: Say Yes To Drugs, Cancel Culture, & Deadly Dog

Today we’re mad at another board game. Find out why people get stressed during the holidays. We debate a new anti-drug message that missed the mark. Susie is thinking about starting cocaine. We discuss “cancel culture,” & we debate its virtues. Find out how an 82-yo kicked a burglars ass. Plus, we learn why someone…

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