Today we discuss why male chefs are venerated, worshipped, and adored, while female chefs are hidden, required to be effortless, and see as instinctual rather than skilled. We discuss the three finalists who auditioned to be Anakin Skywalker, and then Sarah reveals a shocking story about her babysitting days. (Yet another example of Sarah’s insane…
Today we realize we used to fat-shame ourselves in our early episodes, and we’re relieved we have evolved a bit since then. Sarah describes a roller coaster in Japan that is leaving people w/ spinal fractures, and she reveals why she is surprisingly afraid of coasters. We discuss some of the more humiliating challenges we’ve…
Today we hear about a woman suing GEICO for an STD she got. Sarah was shamed by her doctor over an STD test. We hear about a women’s chess tournament that got a sponsorship that raised some eyebrows (and heart rates). We discuss Dave Chapelle and the reason why people are upset about his jokes.…
Today we get a recap of Sarah’s trip to Colorado where she bit the bullet and joined a dating app. We hear about her date and why it would have been Susie’s nightmare. Sarah talks about Love on the Spectrum, and shares why it made her realize humans are all the same on some level.…
Today we find out why Alanis Morisette is not happy about a documentary coming out about her life (that she participated in). We discuss multiple personality disorder, and why Sarah can relate. Susie describe a cult that centered on weight loss and why it was unusual in the religious world. We hear about a woman…
Today we discuss “word art” and hear why Susie & Sarah are not into home decor that includes words. We are living, laughing, and loving, but we don’t want it painted all of over our homes. Sarah discusses where her love of the “dark arts” came from, and why Halloween should be celebrated year round.…
Today we hear why Sarah is mad at ANOTHER retailer. Susie poses a query about a time when she was “accidentally sexist,” and Sarah shows her why it’s all about her own childhood. We reveal our most unethical behaviors and why we do them. We celebrate the same-sex relationship Elvira Mistress of the Dark has…
Today we hear about Sarah’s missing caterpillar, and hope for a day when it emerges in all its ugly moth glory. Susie realizes she’s a huge bitch (not sure how this just occurred to her), but she’s a subtle bitch, which is nice. Sarah is mad at Home Depot for wanting to make a profit…
Today we hear about a scandal where people faked intellectual disabilities to compete in the paralympics. We discuss why gay guys love gymnastics, and Sarah provides a comprehensive list for the reasons why. We debate the difference between things that are crispy and crunchy, and it’s actually more interesting than that sentence sounds as I’m…
Today we hear Susie’s theory about why Sarah is especially charming, and how anyone can adopt her strategy for being charismatic. We reminisce about “auctions” in the Challenge house, and the strange way we would pass the time in the house. We get scientific confirmation about our theory on foot fetishes, but Susie has additional…
