Susie is accidentally tracking an airplane from Pittsburgh, and we’re starting to wonder if this is a security risk. Sarah would like to put out a public service announcement that disinfected and clean are two different things, and you can shove your hand sanitizer up your you-know-what. She went to Urban Outfitters recently, and found…
Susie went out on the town and now you’re going to hear about it. A run-in with the police and war of words with an old lady at the Eagles concert? It’s been a week! Sarah thinks the cure for this crazy behavior is a sound bath, so the gals planned a Colorado retreat to…
After encouraging Sarah to avoid playing the lottery, Susie became a hypocrite by going all in on the Powerball frenzy sweeping the nation. But instead of admitting her lack of morality, Susie persuades Sarah to join the fun. And we make big plans for our winnings. Sarah reveals why until fairly recently, people were grinding…
Susie got to visit her favorite tourist trap in Boston (where everyone knows her name!), but had to do so the old-fashioned way since her family’s phones malfunctioned. Let’s just say, if the bad guys ever take down our country’s phone service we’re all screwed. We learn why some people are wearing noise-cancelling headphones for…
Sarah thinks something fishy is happening with British Bakeoff, and she needs answers. Sarah is so enamored with Taylor Swift’s ability to rile up the football boys that she is considering becoming a Swiftie or AT LEAST unmuting her on spotify. This is big news. We were happy for the seal who escaped from his…
Today we reminisce about the Challengemania Hall of Fame and Sarah’s induction speech. We hear about the Harley & Katya documentary which chronicled a competitive figure skating duo and the untimely demise of the female skater. We discuss how concussions and injuries from the ice, the difficulties of competing, and the pressure on young athletes…
Sarah is still obsessing about predator animals. She has developed a real affinity for polar bears and thinks lion dads are really not pulling their weight. They have manes and a roar, and that’s about it. They’re all hype! But it was great to hear that according to her, cats are great and dogs are…
Susie gives a report on the Super Models documentary and the cultural moment that supermodels represented in the 80s and 90s, how they discuss aging, and why Susie is critical of younger models. It even inspired one of Susie’s famous hot takes where she criticizes a nepo baby who “can’t walk.” We learn about the…
This episode is wild. First we’re celebrating our 750th episode w/ a delicious cake from Kara McSweeney and Evanly Bakes. Mostly we realize how even after all these episodes of laughing and learning we still don’t know anything. We hear all the fun facts Sarah picked up from one of her wild nature documentaries (we…
Sarah is getting into Tuesday’s Sacrifice mode as the weather turns cool and the witchy vibes come alive. Susie has a sound board and uses it with abandon on this episode. We hear about the Team Foxcatcher documentary, and how it is the perfect combination of murder, sports, and an eccentric millionaire. We hear facts…
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