830: Schizophrenia, Inner Voice, & Olympics Food

Susie talks about the new docuseries, Six Schizophrenic Brothers, which is an accompaniment to the book we read in Candy Club, Pleasant Valley Road, about a family of twelve siblings in which six of them have that mental illness. We talk about how their disorder manifests, why it “scares” Susie, and what we can learn…

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829: Reality Bites, Lucy’s Remains, & Phallic Flowers

Sarah is going solo camping, so she’s preparing to fight man and beast by herself. We discuss how reality tv never was what it seemed and there were always interventions from producers to make the show “more interesting.” And we’re talking to Emily Nussbaum about her book, Cue the Sun: The Invention of Reality TV,…

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828: Sweet Caroline, Spice Police, & Magic Birds

Susie is still laughing about Sarah’s technique for scaring off bears, but turns out, Sarah isn’t wrong. We hear about the problem bear she’s about to encounter at camp. We discuss how men are animals at sporting events, but also how “sports anthems” are created. We find out why Sweet Caroline, Livin on a Prayer,…

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827: Lost in Space, Music Chills, & World Records

Sarah is so happy to be home owner (except for all the things that break, go wrong, and cost money)! She’s adulting hard today. We learn about astronauts who are stranded at the International Space Station and Sarah is probably panicking more than them or the person responsible (Elon Musk). And she explains how their…

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826: Tell Them You Love Me, Bear Attack, & Oscar Pistorius

Susie’s back in the New World, and has a mysterious illness caused by a mystery creature. Her medical anomalies never stop. Sarah is back from a pirate ship adventure where she fought the law and the law won. We discuss the controversial documentary, Tell Them You Love Me, about a scholar who was working with…

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825: Muppet Movie, Clam Diggers, & Bongo Justice

Sarah’s breakup has gotten dirty, and Susie is livid. Thoughts and prayers to that man. We discuss the Jim Henson Idea Man documentary, the price of changing the world and what you lose if you’re ambitious, and how his childhood may have had a hand in his demise. We debate a new Louisiana law that…

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824: Stingray Scandal, Tony Danza, & Internet in the Wild

Sarah is in the “carpentry” era of her single lifestyle, and she’s whipping up a coffee table. We learn how to spot overpriced furniture. Sarah is in mourning over the “pregnant” stingray who is mysteriously not pregnant and the aquarium that thought she was is tight-lipped. We realize we need to apologize to Madonna because…

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823: Green Flags, Zookeepers, & Dance with the Devil

Sarah wants to thank all the lesbians and allies for welcoming her back into the fold. She explains why she thinks she’s following in her grandma’s power lez footsteps. We hear about “green flags” women have when they’re dating a guy, and we’re disturbed at how low the bar is (bed sheets) and also disagree…

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822: Banksy Museum, What’s Your Sign, & Slap Fighting

There’s a new Banksy museum in New York that has not been approved by the artist, but if he were to sue them he might reveal his closely guarded anonymity, and we are delighted that someone might beat him at his own game. We discuss Kansas City Chiefs’ football player Harrison Butker’s commencement speech telling…

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821: Serenity Prayer, Dangerous Energy, & Atomic Priesthood

You asked for personal stuff, so we’re giving it to you. Hear how Sarah is dealing with the hysterectomy aftermath and accepting she won’t bear children. We discuss the idea of a meritocracy and the lottery of life that can make you feel out of control. Sarah explains how futurists are planning to warn future…

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