Today Sarah is worked up about a man who did work at her house, & she had to “stop being polite.” Susie gives the scoop on glitter, & we find out there’s more to it than you’d think. We debate DNA kits for dogs & we find out why cane toads are the worst. We…
Today we discuss a device that lets you kiss someone through your phone (& why it’s disgusting). We find out theories on why we have boobs. Susie talks about a scandal involving Hershey’s kisses, & Sarah is outraged. We learn about the “testicle festival,” & find out why Sarah is a fan of balls. Sarah…
Find out why Sarah thinks this year is going to bring her a baby girl. We discuss our plans for 2019. Sarah vents about a new parenting trend she’s observed, & why she had to get involved recently. Susie reveals the truth behind some heartwarming viral videos. We debate whether you should call food “crack.”…
Today we talk about Christmas again even though Christmas is over. Hear how Sarah found out she was getting undies from her husband. Susie is watching a true crime documentary called The Innocent Man, & we discuss why people confess to crimes they didn’t commit. We learn what millennials are doing w/ all the pics…
Susie shares how she got lucky with an errant order, & why she’s conflicted about the ethics of keeping the freebie. We find out why a robot sprayed bear repellent in an Amazon factory. We learn why geo-tagging is ruining national parks. Susie calls out Amish people for using phones. We discuss the female soccer…
Today we discuss Sarah’s super fancy experience in Disneyland’s Club 33 (& she now needs a special cushion for her purse). We learn about Frankie Muniz’s alleged amnesia situation, & why he can’t remember being on Malcolm in the Middle. We find out why there are new personality types, & where we fit on the…
Today we find out what 4 things Kate Middleton keeps in her handbag. We hear why some people think millennials don’t eat tuna–and it makes no sense. Susie talks about Russian cannibals, & why we all might have a little bit of cannibalistic tendencies in us (what?!). Hear Sarah’s Christmas shopping rant. Susie talks about…
Today Sarah reveals why she has a guilty conscience. Susie explains how people can “flash” you through your phone, & what’s being done about it. We discuss people who watch porn at Starbucks, how to catch a tiger, & why some people light a match after pooping. Susie reveals why women become more creative (&…
Today we start by hearing what gives life meaning according to Americans. We hear why Sarah thinks there’s a conspiracy with This Is Us commercials. Sarah watched a creepy documentary about a motel owner who watched his customers. We learn about a girl who made cookies w/ her grandma’s ashes. We get mad about how…
Hear about a bakery that makes a cake especially for divorces, & find out why Susie is pissed (again) about baby showers. We learn about a bizarre trend of adult smash cake photo shoots, & we are not impressed. Susie talks about why men are not expected to want privacy, & how it can lead…
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