Today we learn about a serial toilet clogger (or is it a cereal toilet clogger?) who is stinking up the joint. We debate whether women can be good at competitive eating, & realize maybe Sarah missed her calling. We discuss the dilemma of killing baby Hitler, & reveal our work-around. We find out whether fans…
Today we find out whether Susie is excited to turn 40. She discusses the concept of “boys will be boys,” & why it’s toxic. Hear what Sarah thinks is in Area 51. We learn why history books are perpetuating patriarchy, kids are better at learning languages (and it’s not what you think), & tempura flakes…
Today we find out why one man decided to dress everyday for a party. We talk about presents, & why we won’t open them when they’re special. Hear about Susie’s experience at the Paul McCartney concert & a scary experience she had w/ a child. Find out how to determine whether you have power in…
Today we find out why Sarah is still unemployed, & kind of ok with it. Hear why young people don’t like fake influencer culture, & why Sarah is mad about freckle appropriation. Hear about a woman who loves the Flintstones so much she built a Flintstone house. We discuss a man who found an injured…
Susie & Sarah talk about the earthquake they experienced together & why Sarah was making fun of Susie’s pajamas. We learn the history of the ball pitt, & why its origins are scarier than you’d think. We find out why reading really does make you happier. We discuss the invention of powdered hot chocolate, &…
Today we debate whether Jesus pooped, & learn why scholars think this is an important question. We find out about a new hands-free restaurant, & discuss whether we’d enjoy the experience. We talk about the conditions of Amazon fulfillment centers, & why some workers wear diapers. Sarah reveals why Norway has the secret to successful…
Today we talk about a disturbing purchase Susie’s husband made. We find out which subgroup is the happiest in America. Sarah reveals why someone made her uncomfortable & she couldn’t “stop being polite.” We find out what animal is most similar to humans, & it’s not what you think. Susie shares the history of the…
Today we hear why Susie was spooked by a tombstone that was eerily similar to Sarah. Sarah rants about people who annoy her, & we wonder if she is at fault for their behavior. We discuss the need for reality TV aftercare, & why so many slip through the cracks. We debate the virtues of…
Today we recap Sarah’s eventful week staying at Susie’s house including a locksmith caper, a wet cat, and a naked escapade.We find out why dogs evolved to please humans, and why we think humans are like food. Find out why some cultures don’t use baby talk. Hear why the Rasputin penis might actually be sealife.…
Today we discuss a controversy over Sarah’s recent Instagram post, and why mediocre men can can it. We talk about technology that millennials don’t understand. We learn why Sarah is obsessed with Chernobyl & influencers are visiting the site. Plus, we find out why there are creatures eating our faces everyday. Hear how one animal…
On today’s show, we find out some of the stories from Sarah’s national park adventure, & we realize our ultimate man is a park ranger. Susie talks about a famous penis that is currently preserved in a jar. Sarah reveals why one woman should be very concerned about her constipation. Plus, we find out why…
Today we talk about flat earthers again because Sarah thinks we should be more forgiving about them being total idiots. We find out what year was the best year, & whether we’d want to go back to a time before cell phones. Hear why the animal kingdom is more confusing than we thought. Plus, find…
