335: Cute Aggression, Sea Cucumbers, & Jazzercise

Today we recap Sarah’s eventful week staying at Susie’s house including a locksmith caper, a wet cat, and a naked escapade.We find out why dogs evolved to please humans, and why we think humans are like food. Find out why some cultures don’t use baby talk. Hear why the Rasputin penis might actually be sealife.…

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334: Virgin Birth, Mediocre Men, & Chernobyl

Today we discuss a controversy over Sarah’s recent Instagram post, and why mediocre men can can it. We talk about technology that millennials don’t understand. We learn why Sarah is obsessed with Chernobyl & influencers are visiting the site. Plus, we find out why there are creatures eating our faces everyday. Hear how one animal…

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333: Park Rangers, Penis Jar, & Poop Stroke

On today’s show, we find out some of the stories from Sarah’s national park adventure, & we realize our ultimate man is a park ranger. Susie talks about a famous penis that is currently preserved in a jar. Sarah reveals why one woman should be very concerned about her constipation. Plus, we find out why…

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332: Flat Earthers, Cow Blowouts, & Tsunami Warning

Today we talk about flat earthers again because Sarah thinks we should be more forgiving about them being total idiots. We find out what year was the best year, & whether we’d want to go back to a time before cell phones. Hear why the animal kingdom is more confusing than we thought. Plus, find…

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331: Kink Shaming, Avoiding Plastic, & Library Duty

Hear why Susie thinks Sarah was trying to accuse her of “kink shaming” gay people. We find out what it’s like to live without plastic. Susie talks about the people who clean up feces & needles off the streets. Plus, we discuss a woman documenting the gender disparity in speakers at a government meeting, a…

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330: Bedbugs, Cooking w/ Millennials, & Dog Murder

On today’s show, we hear about an item out of pickup that Susie saw in her neighborhood. We discuss the importance of aftercare for reality tv cast members. Hear why millennials aren’t as good in the kitchen as other generations. We discuss what happens to YouTube families when they get a divorce. Plus, we take…

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329: Love Languages, Jeopardy, & Holding Grudges

Today Sarah is discussing Love Languages, & why she thinks they’re important. Susie talks about a documentary about The Price is Right, & how passionate people are magic. We discuss the new Jeopardy phenom, the tragedy of being an aging clown, & what the oldest word in the world is. Plus, we find out why…

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328: Blurred Lines, Battleaxes, & Free Britney

Today we talk about how mess & success are sometimes strange bedfellows. Sarah updates us about who is called a “genius” & who isn’t. Susie updates us about the gendered concept of the phrase “battle axe”. We discuss vocal fry, & why it’s unfairly maligned. Hear the history of the Lion Sleeps Tonight. And we…

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327: Pregnancy Scandal, Brain Malfunctions, & Grindr Pics

Today we talk about how boredom can be good for you. We celebrate a “wedding” ceremony in India of a man w/ special needs. Susie found out that some people send butthole pics, & she has some questions. We discuss low vagina confidence. We find out why Nike is hot water w/ some female athletes.…

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326: Price of Gold, Mama Drama, & Race Reveal

Today we talk about the Olympic gymnastics scandal and how the sexual abuse was perpetuated. We discuss Beyonce’s Homecoming, & Sarah’s obsession w/ it. Find out the history of the word mama, & why Susie doesn’t like it. Hear some good news about LEGOs and find out why one woman didn’t know what race she…

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