918: Cheers to Norm, Vigilante Justice, & Dances w/ Cranes

Sarah got mixed up in a felony and for a second was going to take matters into her own hands and try to apprehend the bandit because she “loves justice.” Thankfully she realized Ann Taylor Loft’s Loss Prevention isn’t worth fighting for. Scientists turned a spider web red, and while we want to be excited…

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917: Tick Fiasco, Pigeon Bandit, & Parrot Video Calls

Sarah had a “tick fiasco” in the wilderness, and she’ll never be the same. We get some updates from Susie about Pete Rose’s eligibility for the Baseball Hall of Fame since his death and we hear the scandal involving the Napalm Girl image we discussed recently, and how the wrong photographer may have taken credit…

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916: Eyeball Privacy, Cicada B-holes, & Therapy Breakthroughs

Sarah thought she was being frugal and industrious, but now she has a stained sink and a broken olive oil dispenser. We learn why an AI tech bro wants to see your eyeballs, and Susie’s mad about it. We hear cicadas play Pachelbel’s Canon in D on their abdomen (or buttholes?). Sarah says an adult…

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915: Happiness Hacks, Cartwheel Blindness, & Things in Holes

Sarah is getting into birding and Susie is getting into the Elks. What we’re saying is we’re old. But we’re happy. Unfortunately a lot of people aren’t happy, but don’t worry, we have the data on what can solve that problem, and it turns out it’s not that hard. We share our own ideas of…

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914: Frog Survival, Pop Star Pals, & Karma

Sarah is getting old all of a sudden, and she is not happy about it. She claims she has an old lady body now, and we talk about how humans age in two big bursts at 44 and 60. Sarah saw a man taking pics of young girls at the beach so we debate whether…

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913: Elderspeak, Napalm Girl, & Snakebite Savior

Susie went to a Micky Dolenz of the Monkees concert, and the next day a stranger stopped her at the grocery store to make a comment about something Susie did at the show. We learn why medical professionals and workers at senior facilities are being trained to stop using “elderspeak” with their patients. They say…

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912: Climber Catastrophe, Tennis Odor, and Hornet Attack

Scientists think they might have found a planet that is “brimming with life,” and we’re pretty sure whoever lives there is way smarter than earthlings. We learn about a climber who had to be rescued twice in one week because he forgot his phone on the mountain. And we discuss a vintage story about a…

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911: Caricature Creep, Rabid Seals, & Racing for the Crown

Sarah and her gf got a caricature, and it is truly the stuff of nightmares. We debate whether the “artist” was intentionally making it awful, why he wanted to give her gigantic boobs, and what message he was trying to send. Sarah watched a new series on Netflix and now she is fascinated by equine…

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910: Flow State, Sperm Racing, & Balloon Boy

Susie is sharing a tragic tale of why her dancing at the gay wedding was cut short. They also had a peek at each other’s sacral dimples and will update you about their size, scope, and scale. Is bigger better? Find out. Susie watched a documentary about songwriting and they discuss the mystery and wonder…

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909: Fair Play, Space Lies, & NFT Nonsense

We are still riding the high of officiating a gay wedding because it was EPIC! We’ll never top it. Congrats to Tyler and Timmi! Sarah is super into Crypto all of a sudden, well, not really, but she is understanding why artists saw potential in the NFT trend. We discuss the new Academy Award rule…

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