963: Fast Forward, Elephant Seals, & Jaws Revisited

Sarah saw an old clip from the Ruins season of the Challenge with Susie and Sarah together, and we discuss why the boys bullied Sarah. We learn why time seems to be speeding up for everyone, and what you can do to slow it down. Sarah explains the strange nature of the Kardashians editing and…

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962: Thong Song, Seed Silverware, & Living in Total Darkness

Sarah learned a fun (??) fact about persimmon seeds, and now we have to talk about it. Susie is less impressed, and skeptical about its implications. We hear the history of, wait for it, the Thong Song, and are delighted by the vocal stylings, song construction, and cultural impact of this one-hit-wonder. We learn about…

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961: Sarah’s favorite Beatle, What is Aphantasia, & Death by Hypnosis

Susie is in the throes of Beatlemania, and she found out who Sarah’s favorite Beatle is, and it’s hilar (especially the reasoning). We learn about people who cannot see visual images or pictures in their mind, what conditions often correlate with the condition, and the pros and cons to having it. We hear why Susie…

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960: Tickling Timidity, Cheaters Win, & Aileen Wournos

Susie and Sarah are psyched about the Louvre heist especially because there was a woman involved, but Sarah’s mom is not so pleased. We hear why one UFC fighter is being challenged about his use of a diabolical tactic of tickling, and we learn why it’s seen as “unsportsmanlike.” We debate the ethics of free…

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959: World Record Hypocrites, Deserted Island, & the Oldest Crayon

We survived our live event! And better still we got to meet amazing Brainiacs and Susie got to witness Sarah embody the ghost of PeeWee Herman. It was incredible. We share how we violated one of our sacred principles when we participated in an activity we’ve previously railed against (we did not climb Mt. Everest).…

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958: Perfect Neighbor, Location Services, & Rib Removal

Susie and Sarah have had a busy few week’s in Denver preparing for their live event, Halloween special, and if you’re hearing this episode, they either survived or are coming at you from beyond the grave. Hear about their documentary viewing party of Perfect Neighbor, why it freaked them out, and why Susie is extra…

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957: AI’s Revenge, Divorce Misinformation, & Essential Oils

We were worried we might not have anything left to talk about on the show (spoiler alert, we were wrong). We discuss the good and bad uses of AI, why it can be a better doctor than a human, why it’s more dangerous than plastic, and why Sarah can’t quit ChatGPT. Sarah explains why misinformation…

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956: Lesbian Love, Hinge Hack, & John Candy

We’ve got an update on the wounded hawk on Susie’s property and an update on the wounded boobs in Susie’s body. We hear how her second MRI went, and why she’s mad as a hornet. Sarah had a breakdown about her haircut, but we cracked the case on what was really causing it. We debate…

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955: MRI Panic, Cow Accents, & The Meaning of Suffering

Sarah AND Susie had MRIs (separately, but still), and let’s just say it didn’t go well. Hear them trauma bond about it. We learn that cows have accents depending on where they live, and even their mood and what they’re mooing about. And we learn how we even know that. We discuss how inspired we…

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954: Bird Rehab, Organ Donation, & Placebo Cures

Sarah was nail biting sober for two years, but a reality show pushed her off the wagon. Hear why she thinks men are not ok, and why her nails are paying the price. We hear Susie’s review of the extreme birding documentary, and the crazy coincidence that allowed her to have a birding experience on…

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953: Breakfast Court, Arresting Sarah, & Extreme Birdwatching

Both hosts are getting an MRI soon, and now they’re worried because some dude got killed by a machine recently when he wore a necklace into the MRI room. We hear what really happened today. We speculate about what we would get arrested for if we ever get arrested. Susie recounts the time she almost…

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952: Extreme Cleaning, Emotional Support Pets, & Numb Tattoos

Susie went to Oktoberfest and her brother refused to eat one of the foods because it wasn’t authentic. Hear why he boycotted a sweet treat. People are getting tattoos under anesthesia, and Sarah weighs in on whether that defeats the purpose or is just good sense. We learn the tricks of the trade if you’re…

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