385: Highs & Lows, Hen Den, & Human Libary

Find out Susie & Sarah’s highs & lows from 2019. Sarah shares some of science’s biggest developments last year. We find out why they might be building a “hen den” on the moon (or not). Susie gets crabby about the Kardsashians. Sarah tells us about a Human Library where you check out people, not books.…

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384: Hot Hand, Garbage Truck Love, & Caricatures

Today we find out Sarah’s theory about why women love shoes & handbags. We hear how doing drugs helped Sarah love herself more. Susie & Sarah discuss their New Year’s resolutions. We learn the science of the “hot hand” & whether you really can get on a roll. We find out a hilarious caper involving…

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383: Sarah’s Nightmare, Personal Hell, & Animal Sounds

Today we find out why some animals are freakishly loud, & sperm whales are weird. We hear why Donald Duck might be a martian. Sarah reveals her recurring nightmare that raises a lot of questions about her mental state & the space station. Anti-vaxxers want a new name, so Sarah gave them some. We have…

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382: Useless Beauty, Perfect Art, & Ultramarathons

Today we find out about a girl in Mexico who wins ultramarathons, but doesn’t seem happy about it. We find out why some beauty is useless & how beauty standards have changed. We learn what science claims is the “perfect” painting, & why Susie might prefer the ugly one. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and…

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381: Tan Butts, Permafrost Puppy, & Morning Routines

Today we find out why Susie & Sarah are celebrating Howard Stern. Hear why some people are trying to catch some rays on their buttholes. We debate the virtues of being in an exercise biker gang. Susie falls in love with a 18,000 year old puppy. Sarah offers great advice if you hate “to do”…

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380: Say Yes To Drugs, Cancel Culture, & Deadly Dog

Today we’re mad at another board game. Find out why people get stressed during the holidays. We debate a new anti-drug message that missed the mark. Susie is thinking about starting cocaine. We discuss “cancel culture,” & we debate its virtues. Find out how an 82-yo kicked a burglars ass. Plus, we learn why someone…

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379: Topless Stepmom, Picasso’s Electrician, & Generation Wealth

Today we find out about a stepmom who got in trouble for walking around her house topless. Susie talks about Picasso’s electrician who had acquired 200+ Picasso paintings, & now there’s questions about how he got them. Find out what happens when a whole generation looks to the Kardashians for guidance. We discuss elitism, &…

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378: Boyfriend Jeans, Revenge Porn, & Paris Syndrome

Today we discuss sexism in fashion, & whether “boyfriend jeans” are patriarchal. We find out the results of Sarah’s “badass” poll. Hear why the term “revenge porn” is incorrect. Find out why Susie cut her kid off from his iPad. We find out why rats are being taught how to drive. Plus, we discuss why…

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377: Burger King, Sumo Sexism, & Marie Kondo Backlash

Today we hear why Susie went to a farm sanctuary, & is trying to limit her meat consumption, but then the convo devolves into a debate about the best burger. Hear what Taco Bell thinks you should do w/ their food. We find out why sumo wrestlers would rather die than have a woman give…

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376: Blurred Lines, Space Cookies, & Mustard Stain Theory

Today we hear the new lyrics to Baby, It’s Cold Outside, & we have very strong opinions on them. We find out what Pharrel thinks about Blurred Lines now. We have a very strange bag of dicks mystery. Find out what astronauts might be baking cookies & getting drunk in space. Sarah explains why people…

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