Today we find out why Sarah’s favorite Christmas song got demoted, & she needs your help finding a new one. We discuss the Michael Buble marriage scandal, which Sarah says doesn’t surprise her. We take a personality test that makes both of us feel like complete losers even though Sarah insists we’re not. Find out…
Today we find out why the Pope might be getting frisky on Instagram. Find out why scientists are trying to figure out what England smelled like hundreds of years ago. We celebrate the inductees to the Toy Hall of Fame, & lament the toys who did not make the cut. Hear why your desserts might…
Today we get into the Christmas spirit, but Sarah brings a little bah humbug as well. We hear why an American tourist went to prison for leaving a negative TripAdvisor review. Susie shares the history of the baby book, and it’s more adorable than we realized. Find out why garlic has been used to designated…
Today we get the scoop about what really happened in Sarah’s apartment recently. She discusses some amazing women like Emily Harrington who was the first woman to scale El Capitan in less than one day. We hear about a “fuckboi” with a heart of gold. Sarah teaches us how to break up with someone tactfully,…
Today we find out why Sarah didn’t really enjoy SpOoOoOoOoKy season this year. We learn why she went on a new diet, and it’s a mixed bag. Susie describes a new 3-D art exhibit to provide a full sensory Van Gogh experience, but some art critics aren’t happy about it. We learn the science behind…
Today we hear why one woman decided to train her husband as if he were a dolphin, and it somehow worked. We learn what Lori Loughlin’s prison is like, and we aren’t happy, but for different reasons. We learn the science behind the fear of clowns, and then we wonder which part of the clown…
Today we hear how Susie was actually excited to talk to someone on an airplane, & why Sarah thinks it was a miracle. We hear how zoom is causing people to feel bad about themselves. We find out how one Black influencer got Instagram to change their double standards toward breasts. We learn what a…
Today we find out why Sarah’s apartment is reminding us of Celine Dion. Sarah is preemptively mourning the death of her dog. We hear about Sarah scratching someone’s car, & her decision to do the right thing, but she wonders if she is being punished anyway by the universe. We learn how Sarah is a…
Today we learn about a new documentary that made Susie concerned about “basement dwellers.” We are delighted by a Nobel Prize winner who found out about his award through a security camera. We discuss a famous journalist who exposed himself on a zoom work call. Susie freaks out about a woman who was mistaken for…
Today we hear about why quarantine provided us with a Dickensian A Christmas Story experience. Sarah decided to get back in the ocean after years on land. We learn facts about bats including that some bats exercise on…treadmills. Sarah had a run-in with bad jokes at a restaurant. We find out about a man who…
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