439: A Hundred Giants, Fact Plaques, & Sequoia Vowels

Today we get the skinny on Sarah’s camping adventure. She describes the many debacles they went through just to get away from this crazy world. She has a run-in with a blow-up mattress, got INSIDE of a tree, & fantasized about going to “forest school.” We learn about her obsession of “fact plaques,” and why…

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438: Hair Plugs, Fish Poop, & Camping Essentials

Today Sarah reveals her camping essentials, & the reason why the small things make life bearable while camping or not. We discuss “anticipatory grief” people are experiencing due to the pandemic. Sarah talks about Jim’s wig on the Office, & why she’s mad about Steve Carrell’s hair plugs. We discuss the Golden State Killer, whether…

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437: Reality Nostalgia, Foot Fetshes, & Pee Bread

Today we hear about Sarah’s drunken 4th of July, & why she’s a lightweight. We walk down memory lane about reality tv, when we met on the Ruins, & why we connected. We discuss shows who pay “good behavior bonuses” now, & why we don’t see it fixing the problem. We debate whether foot fetishes…

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436: Unsolved Mysteries, Flying Snakes, & Dollar Stores

Hear why Sarah is trying to turn her house into a resort (& has become an expert in mixology as a result). Susie is pumped about the return of Unsolved Mysteries. We learn about a study on basketball commentating, & learn about implicit bias and racism. Sarah learns there are now FLYING snakes, & let’s…

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435: Penis Attachment, Toilet Garden, & Nightstand Snacks

Today we have a whole breakdown of Susie’s hatred of whistlers and how Sarah beat the odds and became her friend anyway. Sarah reveals why one man chopped his own penis off, & Susie is VERY insensitive about it. We also find out about a man who made a toilet garden, & now his whole…

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434: Flavortown, Couples Therapy, & the Pleasure Gap

Today we find out why one town wants to change their name to Flavortown, & Susie has never been happier. She reveals why she is obsessed w/ Guy Fieri. Learn why “bronies” (men who love My Little Ponies) have a Nazi problem. Susie reveals why women are not getting what they want in bed, what…

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433: Into the Wild, Nostalgia, & History of Trash

Today we hear about Sarah’s elderly problems. We find out why the military is moving a bus out of the Alaskan wilderness. Sarah reveals why nostalgia is not always good for your health. We find out the history of garbage, & learn why people threw garbage out their windows in the colonial period. Plus, we…

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432: Broken Hearts, Poop Pools, & Murder Hornets

Today we talk about murder hornets, & why they need a new PR person. We discuss “street fraternities,” & how they are changing the image of gangs. We learn about a camp for differently-abled people, & how it changed the world. Sarah reveals what the “hormone highway” is, & why it can keep you alive.…

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431: Fatphobia, Oedipus Complex, & Pandemic Clowns

Today we discuss whether we look like our voices. We find out why Susie deleted one of our episodes. We celebrate brands changing to combat racism. We find out about the woman who invented rape kits, & hear why a man took credit. Susie describes a baseball game where a player was high on acid.…

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430: Cancel Culture, Treasure Hunt Poem, & Snape’s Wives

Today we discuss the decision of MTV to fire some cast members of their reality shows for racist tweets. We find out about the “loneliest hot tub” in the world. Susie talks about a poem that had clues to a treasure of $1M, & how the treasure was ultimately found. We hear about a group…

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