Today we hear how Susie was actually excited to talk to someone on an airplane, & why Sarah thinks it was a miracle. We hear how zoom is causing people to feel bad about themselves. We find out how one Black influencer got Instagram to change their double standards toward breasts. We learn what a…
Today we find out why Sarah’s apartment is reminding us of Celine Dion. Sarah is preemptively mourning the death of her dog. We hear about Sarah scratching someone’s car, & her decision to do the right thing, but she wonders if she is being punished anyway by the universe. We learn how Sarah is a…
Today we learn about a new documentary that made Susie concerned about “basement dwellers.” We are delighted by a Nobel Prize winner who found out about his award through a security camera. We discuss a famous journalist who exposed himself on a zoom work call. Susie freaks out about a woman who was mistaken for…
Today we hear about why quarantine provided us with a Dickensian A Christmas Story experience. Sarah decided to get back in the ocean after years on land. We learn facts about bats including that some bats exercise on…treadmills. Sarah had a run-in with bad jokes at a restaurant. We find out about a man who…
Today we debate whether all vaginas are beautiful or some of them are floppity sloppity. Susie talks about a new documentary about cryogenics, and we debate whether people should freeze themselves after death. We learn about a family who lived in isolation in Siberia for 40 yrs, missed WWII and the moon landing, & their…
Today we discuss an incident on a flight where a man had a very unfortunate side effect to sleeping medication. Sarah teaches us all the steps to get people to like you. We revisit our obsession with Great British Baking Show. Sarah thinks about joining the Sierra Club. We debate whether when someone is called…
Today we hear the latest music series Susie is obsessed with. We find out who her newest Pen(itentiary) pal is. We learn why eating a pickle before your next date might help ease your anxiety. Susie reveals why the pandemic isn’t all bad because we got a new cheese out of the deal. We discuss…
Today we find out why Susie is having a “conservative” moment where she wants people to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Sarah reveals why having just a few plants changes your brain. We find out why she had a run-in at the dog park and had to womansplain. We celebrate the return of The…
Today we debate the virtues of vision boards, & talk about the type of people who usually enjoy them. Sarah reveals that cats have a dominant hand, & we theorize why the devil that would be necessary. We discuss strategies for coping with change, and find out why you’re probably wrong about what to expect…
Today we discuss how we often fall in love w/ the things we end up hating in our partners. We are effusive about our love of British Baking Show, and explain why it’s even better than you think. Susie is pissed about “heat tourists” and then finds out Sarah is one. We find out why…
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