Today we hear why there’s a chicken finger shortage, and we are panicked. Sarah does a documentary round-up and talks about why she wants to do some climbing challenges. Susie was getting all into her discussion about a new world record in mountain climbing when she remembered she hates people who climb mountains, so that…
Today Susie confronts Sarah about her MIA status on social media, and Sarah claims it has something to do with Helena Bonham Carter. But she did confess to buying *8* pairs of overalls, and Susie had to do an intervention. A gynecologist asked people what changes they would like to see in their office, and…
Today Sarah describes the steps she’s taking to perform self-care. Susie asks Sarah if moving to Colorado is her version of cutting bangs. She explains what it’s like for her when she sees people who need therapy, but she can’t intervene. Sarah discusses how some people (mostly women) don’t acknowledge (or even realize they have)…
Today we hear why Susie is fired up about the Challenge, and Sarah was re-traumatized by an episode recently. Susie gives a documentary round-up with commentary on the Beatles’ Get Back, The Von Dutch Curse, and the Alanis HBO documentary. With the Alanis doc, we theorize why she disavowed the film and we speculate on…
Today’s episode is more like a therapy session for Sarah, who has found herself single again. She is grappling with her dating life, whether to use dating apps, and what it’s like to be single in her mid-thirties. She is even discussing a new sense that she suspects she will not ever have children. She…
Today’s theme is AWHs (accidents waiting to happen) and, well, because there were a lot of accidents that actually happened this week. Susie’s brakes in her car stopped working, so she’s just glad to be here… until we hear about a man whose penis and testes were bitten by a cobra. It didn’t go well.…
Today we find out why Sarah is especially into the autumnal season this year (and Susie is, of course, wearing a turtleneck). We eat our SVU Did It cakes, and regret nothing. We find out why sex toy manufacturers are finally getting justice. Plus, a law was just passed requiring toys to meet safety standards…
Today we hear about people who handle snakes as an expression of their faith and one preacher who used the snakes as a weapon against his wife. We find out why women’s pockets are so damn small (when we even have them). We discuss the woman who was rescued from a kidnapper thanks to TikTok.…
Today we get the scoop on Sarah’s dangerous liaison in Mexico and why mariachi music might not be as hellish as she thought. Sarah met her twin, and Susie thinks they should have a sitcom. We hear about Sarah’s decision to try LSD, and what her trip was like (she had a trip on her…
Susie shares her thoughts on the Britney Murphy documentary, and Sarah decides she’s going to solve her suspicious death. We discuss Caitlyn Jenner’s Olympic success, gender-affirming transition, and why she’s an atypical trans story. We hear about the murders of John Wayne Gacy, and Susie laughs about his ridiculous denial of his guilt. We talk…
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