498: Lucid Dreams, Telephone Cat, & Loneliness

Today we find out why Sarah is living the Pura Vida, but getting there wasn’t easy. We hear how lucid dreamers are able to do math problems in their sleep. We learn about an experiment that turned a living cat into an ACTUAL telephone, and while it sounds gruesome, it actually helped a lot of…

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497: Teacher’s Pet, Scream Mystery, & Pole-Dancing Doctor

Today we hear why Sarah has always been teacher’s pet, and Susie has, of course, not ever been a teacher’s pet. We find out why there is a mystery inscription on Edvard Munch’s Scream, and we learn who put it there. Plus, Susie convinces Sarah to like the “Mona Lisa of modern art.” We discuss…

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496: Coochie Finger, Crazy Lawsuits, & Missing Sex Doll

Today we find out about the mysterious disappearance of a sex doll. We debate what could’ve happened to the pretend girlfriend. Sarah reveals who made the original butt plug, and how it was marketed. Apparently, people thought butt plugs were miraculous in the early days. We find out what weird stuff people can do with…

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495: Reality TV Kids, Alphabets, & Dead Presidents

Today we revisit the Framing Britney documentary and the reason society loathes beautiful women. We discuss the doxxing of a paramedic who had an OnlyFans account. Susie describes the strangest TEDTalk she’s ever seen that wants to change the alphabet song. We learn about a relative of former President Warren G. Harding who wants to…

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494: Playboy Bunnies, Mt. Everest Rage, & Free Britney

Today we find out about Sarah’s secret art collection. Susie discusses life at the Playboy Mansion, and why it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. We discuss the complexities of paparazzi, fame, and mental health. We talk about the documentary Fake Famous, which unpacks & exposes influencer culture. We learn why spinach reveals how…

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493: Gorilla Glue, Dental Secrets, & Face Yoga

Today we find out why one thing is still coming between Susie & Sarah. Hear about the woman who mistook Gorilla Glue for hair gel, & it did not end well. Sarah reveals how dentists know you are sexually active, and now we’re convinced we’re doing *it* wrong. We hear why your income can change…

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492: Predator Detection, History of Sex Dolls, & Vajankles

Today we find out why Sarah wants to get to know Rhen better, and she thinks everyone should “interview” their partners. We find out why you should trust your gut when it comes to creeps and predators. Hear the CrAzY details about a new sex doll for women that has Susie feeling a little judge-y…

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491: Magic of Smell, Recipe Racism, & Spam Call Ethics

Today we discuss the passing of Dustin Diamond aka Screech from Saved By the Bell, and how his career had difficulties and trauma. Susie tells us amazing facts about the ways humans smell, how we’re far better at it than we realized, and it’s traumatic when we lose our sense of smell. We discuss a…

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490: The Aristocrats, Robot Voices, & Lesbian Bars

Today we find out why the Pixar documentary did not sit right with Susie, but a new one helped her see the light at the end of the patriarchal tunnel. We talk about why comedy is so male-dominated, and it’s more obvious than ever. Susie describes a new show on Hulu that blew her mind.…

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489: Ghost Stories, Baby Bust, & American Skin

Today we get an update on the ghost in Susie’s house, and Sarah gives advice on how to make friends with her? We hear about signs from the dead, and how to watch for them. We discuss the surprising stats on fertility during COVID, and why they’re calling it a “baby bust.” Sarah talks about…

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