Today’s episode is more like a therapy session for Sarah, who has found herself single again. She is grappling with her dating life, whether to use dating apps, and what it’s like to be single in her mid-thirties. She is even discussing a new sense that she suspects she will not ever have children. She…
Today’s theme is AWHs (accidents waiting to happen) and, well, because there were a lot of accidents that actually happened this week. Susie’s brakes in her car stopped working, so she’s just glad to be here… until we hear about a man whose penis and testes were bitten by a cobra. It didn’t go well.…
Today we find out why Sarah is especially into the autumnal season this year (and Susie is, of course, wearing a turtleneck). We eat our SVU Did It cakes, and regret nothing. We find out why sex toy manufacturers are finally getting justice. Plus, a law was just passed requiring toys to meet safety standards…
Today we hear about people who handle snakes as an expression of their faith and one preacher who used the snakes as a weapon against his wife. We find out why women’s pockets are so damn small (when we even have them). We discuss the woman who was rescued from a kidnapper thanks to TikTok.…
Today we get the scoop on Sarah’s dangerous liaison in Mexico and why mariachi music might not be as hellish as she thought. Sarah met her twin, and Susie thinks they should have a sitcom. We hear about Sarah’s decision to try LSD, and what her trip was like (she had a trip on her…
Susie shares her thoughts on the Britney Murphy documentary, and Sarah decides she’s going to solve her suspicious death. We discuss Caitlyn Jenner’s Olympic success, gender-affirming transition, and why she’s an atypical trans story. We hear about the murders of John Wayne Gacy, and Susie laughs about his ridiculous denial of his guilt. We talk…
Today we realize we have passed up Law & Order in episodes, and we need your help in figuring out how to celebrate. Susie thinks Mark Zuckerberg is soulless and has clones. Sarah reveals how much dog poop dog owners are picking up. We find out how much clothing people throw away, and we discuss…
Today we find out why a woman is pissed at Pop-Tarts, and decided to sue Kellogg’s to get breakfast justice. Susie explains why there might be more to the lawsuit than just sugary breakfast rage. We learn about a new trend called “magnet fishing,” which sounded pretty cool until we learned that these folks are…
Today we hear why Sarah wasn’t really into spooky season as much this year, but don’t worry, she’s still a witch. She describes why her ex made her learn to play an instrument, but she continues to play because she loves it. We get an update on Pablo Escobar’s hippos and why a judge ruled…
Today we discuss why male chefs are venerated, worshipped, and adored, while female chefs are hidden, required to be effortless, and see as instinctual rather than skilled. We discuss the three finalists who auditioned to be Anakin Skywalker, and then Sarah reveals a shocking story about her babysitting days. (Yet another example of Sarah’s insane…
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