554: Paralympic Scandal, Crispy Crunchy, & Tattoos for Tacos

Today we hear about a scandal where people faked intellectual disabilities to compete in the paralympics. We discuss why gay guys love gymnastics, and Sarah provides a comprehensive list for the reasons why. We debate the difference between things that are crispy and crunchy, and it’s actually more interesting than that sentence sounds as I’m…

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553: Challenge Auction, Foot Mystery, & Trauma Confrontation

Today we hear Susie’s theory about why Sarah is especially charming, and how anyone can adopt her strategy for being charismatic. We reminisce about “auctions” in the Challenge house, and the strange way we would pass the time in the house. We get scientific confirmation about our theory on foot fetishes, but Susie has additional…

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552: LulaRich, Bird Genius, & Tongue Thrusting

Today we discuss the LulaRich documentary about Lularoe, MLM companies, and the intersection of capitalism and religion. Susie makes Sarah unfollow a famous “inspirational” person on Instagram. Susie talks about a bird who created his own prosthetic beak. We find out why neuroscientists think nothing is real and we get SUPER philosophical about life.We find…

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551: Van Gogh Immersion, Happy Elephant, & Bears on Trial

Today we find out why Sarah is in a zen period (maybe Susie’s giggle phase brings Sarah peace?). We discuss an art installation Sarah went to, and why she loved it, but worries about the implications. We find out about an elephant in the Bronx zoo who is lonely because her best friend got murdered…

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550: Scandalous Love, Death Row Debate, & Coney Island

Today we find out how Sarah’s Amazon boycott and trail training are going. We get an update on the guy who married a doll, and apparently he’s moved on with something very…hot. We discuss an ongoing death row ethics question that has Sarah asking why we allow them to pick their last meal, but not…

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549: Smuckers, Coffee Cups, & Witchy Hot Takes

Today we find out why Susie has the giggles. Bad. And she and sarah have a disagreement about Smuckers jelly of all things. Sarah shares the history of the coffee cup lid, which was strangely an emotional roller coaster. We hear why rattlesnakes are polite and we’ve all been totally tricked by their rattles. Sarah…

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548: Reality TV Consequences, Method Acting, & Natural Celebrity

Today we find out why Sarah’s mom thought giving Sarah an all-liver diet would make her smart (and it kind of worked?). Susie and Sarah realize that reality tv had completely different outcomes for them. Susie discusses the Val Kilmer documentary, the humiliation that can come with success, and why women can’t be method actors.…

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547: Getting Lucky, Creative Inspiration, & Horse Girl

Today we find out how to increase your creativity and create “moments of inspiration,” and we’re kind of annoyed about the advice. Sarah reveals why she is training for a 15K and Susie does not approve. Plus, we learn the secret to getting lucky, or at least finding a four-leaf clover, and Sarah is VERY…

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546: Sarah’s Sexy Hotel Nightmare, Filet-o-Fish, & Secret Smoking

Today we find out why Susie thinks she’s extra lucky these days, but her mom disagrees. We discuss someone who recently trolled Sarah’s instagram, but he denies all charges. We learn why female authors are getting a bum deal. Sarah tells a story about a VERY unfortunate discovery she made in her hotel room recently,…

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545: Sarah’s Nature Romance, Speedwalking & Lesbian Declaration

Today we get the update on Sarah’s camping adventure with her new love interest, Barry!We ask hard-hitting questions like, “where did you go poo?” and “did you smooch?”. We find out whether it was a total disaster, a match made in camping heaven, or a cautiously optimistic scenario. Sarah reveals why mental health and the…

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