564: Pop-Tart Lies, Magnet Fishing, & Vienna’s OnlyFans

Today we find out why a woman is pissed at Pop-Tarts, and decided to sue Kellogg’s to get breakfast justice. Susie explains why there might be more to the lawsuit than just sugary breakfast rage. We learn about a new trend called “magnet fishing,” which sounded pretty cool until we learned that these folks are…

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563: Hippos are People, Kinky Crows, & Royal Love

Today we hear why Sarah wasn’t really into spooky season as much this year, but don’t worry, she’s still a witch. She describes why her ex made her learn to play an instrument, but she continues to play because she loves it. We get an update on Pablo Escobar’s hippos and why a judge ruled…

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562: Darth Vader’s Babysitter, Temporary Tattoos, & “Tic”Tok

Today we discuss why male chefs are venerated, worshipped, and adored, while female chefs are hidden, required to be effortless, and see as instinctual rather than skilled. We discuss the three finalists who auditioned to be Anakin Skywalker, and then Sarah reveals a shocking story about her babysitting days. (Yet another example of Sarah’s insane…

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561: Take the Money, Feel Your Balls, & Naked Run

Today we realize we used to fat-shame ourselves in our early episodes, and we’re relieved we have evolved a bit since then. Sarah describes a roller coaster in Japan that is leaving people w/ spinal fractures, and she reveals why she is surprisingly afraid of coasters. We discuss some of the more humiliating challenges we’ve…

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560: Chesty Chess Players, Public Shaming, & Toilet Romance

Today we hear about a woman suing GEICO for an STD she got. Sarah was shamed by her doctor over an STD test. We hear about a women’s chess tournament that got a sponsorship that raised some eyebrows (and heart rates). We discuss Dave Chapelle and the reason why people are upset about his jokes.…

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559: Bumbling Romeo, Love on the Spectrum, & Tight Jeans

Today we get a recap of Sarah’s trip to Colorado where she bit the bullet and joined a dating app. We hear about her date and why it would have been Susie’s nightmare. Sarah talks about Love on the Spectrum, and shares why it made her realize humans are all the same on some level.…

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558: Nazi Lies, Cookie Tin Nostalgia, & Weight Loss Cult

Today we find out why Alanis Morisette is not happy about a documentary coming out about her life (that she participated in). We discuss multiple personality disorder, and why Sarah can relate. Susie describe a cult that centered on weight loss and why it was unusual in the religious world. We hear about a woman…

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557: Live, Laugh, Love, Primal Kink, & Bug Killer

Today we discuss “word art” and hear why Susie & Sarah are not into home decor that includes words. We are living, laughing, and loving, but we don’t want it painted all of over our homes. Sarah discusses where her love of the “dark arts” came from, and why Halloween should be celebrated year round.…

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556: Accidental Sexism, Elvira’s ProtĆ©gĆ©e, & Milk Crate Challenge

Today we hear why Sarah is mad at ANOTHER retailer. Susie poses a query about a time when she was “accidentally sexist,” and Sarah shows her why it’s all about her own childhood. We reveal our most unethical behaviors and why we do them. We celebrate the same-sex relationship Elvira Mistress of the Dark has…

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555: Subtle Bitch, Cactus Thief, & Video Game Life

Today we hear about Sarah’s missing caterpillar, and hope for a day when it emerges in all its ugly moth glory. Susie realizes she’s a huge bitch (not sure how this just occurred to her), but she’s a subtle bitch, which is nice. Sarah is mad at Home Depot for wanting to make a profit…

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