610: Low Bar Lifestyle, Abercrombie, & Online Lies

We decided to live the low-bar lifetstyle from now on. Just keeping expectations in check. We follow-up on the cannibal tacos because we’re not ok with it. We discuss the abercrombie documentary and how their discriminatory and exclusionary practices were an open secret. Susie describes a documentary that made her reconsider her life and what…

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609: Cannibal Tacos, Oily Hair, & Consensual Hugs

Hear the latest on Sarah’s five month long move to Colorado and why Susie says Sarah has a good luck/bad luck dichotomy in her life. We learn about a man who lost his foot in a motorcycle accident and did the next logical thing, which was to cook his foot up and have his friends…

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608: Are Girl Scouts OK?, Fake Disability, & Tony Hawk

Susie talks about the Tony Hawk documentary, and how the very thing that gives his life meaning might be killing him. We learn a surprising fact about Sarah’s eating habits that she never told Susie about. Susie wonders whether the Girl Scouts are ok after they filed a lawsuit against the Boy Scouts. We learn…

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607: Gaslighting, Water Weapon, & Nature Nurture

Sarah almost had a white pants disaster, and somehow she sees it as a sign that her luck has changed since Vegas. Susie reveals why her Road Rules experience could’ve been very embarrassing. We learn about “semantic bleaching,” and how words get diluted, bastardized, and ruined by misuse. Sarah talks about a new invention that…

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606: Golden Rule, Do I Sound Gay, & Witchy Crisis

Susie talks about the hair catastrophe she had recently, and how she had to comfort the stylist. She now has “bald patches” and had to cut off 6 inches of hair. But Sarah somehow related it to “butt sex” and we can’t quit laughing. We find out why Susie’s son thinks the Golden Rule is…

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605: Buffet Scandal, Goblin Mode, & Ranch Dressing Romance

We’re getting an update on Sarah’s epic road trip from Denver to California and back again. Never a dull moment with her. She talks about her bad luck in Vegas and why she is never staying in a bad hotel again. She describes her epiphanies and the New Moon Energy that inspired them. She asks…

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604: Car Cooking, Bullying, & Boring People

Hear why Sarah keeps a stove (!) in her car (and uses it!). Susie describes a documentary about bullying, and how it made her wonder if she’d ever been a bully and Sarah describes why she was bullied growing up. We discuss the Hillsong docuseries and the reason why churches have scandals. We describe how…

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603: Sarah’s Heaven, Cave Time, & Butt Oxygen

Hear about the birth control for men, and why we can’t decide if this is a good or bad idea. We hear about an experiment to understand our sense of time where volunteers spent weeks in a cave. Sarah explains why it reminded her of the Challenge. We discuss our ideas of heaven, and Susie…

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602: Bad Vegan, Gen Z Backlash, & Girl Scout Whiners

Today we discuss the Bad Vegan docu-series about a vegan restauranteur who got scammed by her partner. Susie claims this is not a scammer story, but is a story about a woman with an unhealthy relationship with her dog. We discuss Elizabeth Holmes, the founder of Theranos, and why she might be a sociopath. We…

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601: Sounds of Cheese, Magic Fabric, & Hank the Tank

Today we hear why Sarah couldn’t move into a house because it “tested positive for meth,” and we have some follow-up questions. Sarah describes a study that was done to determine whether sounds affect the way cheese ages, and which genres affect it the most. Sarah tries to talk Susie into getting a “sound bath,”…

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