We check in with each other about 2023 goals and resolutions, and it turns out, Susie and Sarah’s goals are in complete conflict with each other. So this oughtta be one heckuva year! Susie kicks things off with a poop story for the ages! A woman won $3M and decided to get revenge on someone…
Susie wants to know why streaking was popular for like two minutes, and we would like to bring it back in 2023. Let’s do this, people! Sarah explains why public toilets use horseshoe-shaped toilet seats instead of ovals, but we’re still confused. This sounds like a man designed a weird toilet seat and everyone just…
Susie is psyched out of her mind about the Strange Names documentary that features people with unusual, disturbing, or celebrity names. It’s so good! We discuss some of the crazy names, why parents name their kids names that will get them bullied, and how a name can determine so much of your life. We also…
Breaking news in the science world with an explanation for why we get sick in the winter, and it’s not what we thought all along. We’ve been living a viral lie. Hear why your nose is indoorsy and it’s making you sick. We learn the evolution of the b-hole, and we are very thankful that…
Today we hear about a documentary exploring a different approach to therapy, and Susie wants to know why therapists insist on distancing themselves from their clients. Sarah shares why it actually benefits the client to work through their issues without being given the answers. We hear about a nurse who was killing his patients and…
Sarah salutes a good Samaritan Amazon worker and then she confesses to her secret love of Amazon (despite her previous boycott of the company). We learn about a man who was fired for not having enough fun at work. He sued the company for wrongful termination after they claimed he was a big party pooper.…
Susie is singing the praises of the Pepsi, Where’s My Jet documentary about a boy who got enough Pepsi points to earn a jet, but Pepsi claimed they were just joking about the jet. Hear what happened when he sued the company and why we’re mad about it. We discuss Phil Spector’s incredible career in…
Susie wants to know when Sarah realized she was uncensored, but we’re pretty sure Susie is just as weird about oversharing. We discuss a woman who didn’t want to sit near a crying baby at a fancy restaurant, and we are totally on her side. Kids are not meant for fine dining. We learn about…
Susie watched the Barney (as in the purple dinosaur) documentary and it was a shockingly sad story. We discuss the backlash towards the wholesome content and the effect it all had on its creator and her family. We discuss the science behind when you officially become an adult and the reasons why it’s not simply…
Hear why Susie’s “powder room” is very funny and Sarah’s is NSFW. We discuss the implosion of Twitter and the weird devotion of Elon Musk’s “musketeers.” We need a new assessment of Nick Cannon because that man is not ok. Sarah offers some exciting news about young inventors and shares the amazing things young girls…
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