614: Cyclists, Sarah Rice Jr, & Bitcoin Garbage

Hear why it’s almost impossible to find beauty products that are non-toxic and effective. Sarah predicts whether she’ll live a long life. We hear about a man who lost 500 BILLION dollars because he accidentally threw away a hard drive. We debate whether laughter is controllable and then decide it most certainly is not as…

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613: LOL Translations, Blunders, & Flat Iron Romance

Hear why we think Spring needs a new marketing person. Spring doesn’t get enough respect. Susie says people have accused them of using too many filters on their pics. Sarah explains what the various LOL usages mean and why she can’t translate people’s messages online. We learn the up-side of imposter syndrome. Sarah lists some…

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612: Captive Audience, Pity the Fool, & Dance Marathons

Hear why Sarah risked her life to get a new desk. Susie describes a documentary about a kidnapping victim whose brother became a criminal, and it makes us wonder what causes sociopathy. We learn about a study about roadside warnings, and why they actually make roads more dangerous. It leads to a crazy discovery about…

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611: Dating at Target, Bloodworms, & A-holes

We hear about a man who took a woman to target as their first date, and we debate whether this even qualifies as a date. We get an update on a study from years ago about mosquitoes that was a real emotional roller coaster. Sarah tells us about an animal that will live in our…

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610: Low Bar Lifestyle, Abercrombie, & Online Lies

We decided to live the low-bar lifetstyle from now on. Just keeping expectations in check. We follow-up on the cannibal tacos because we’re not ok with it. We discuss the abercrombie documentary and how their discriminatory and exclusionary practices were an open secret. Susie describes a documentary that made her reconsider her life and what…

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609: Cannibal Tacos, Oily Hair, & Consensual Hugs

Hear the latest on Sarah’s five month long move to Colorado and why Susie says Sarah has a good luck/bad luck dichotomy in her life. We learn about a man who lost his foot in a motorcycle accident and did the next logical thing, which was to cook his foot up and have his friends…

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608: Are Girl Scouts OK?, Fake Disability, & Tony Hawk

Susie talks about the Tony Hawk documentary, and how the very thing that gives his life meaning might be killing him. We learn a surprising fact about Sarah’s eating habits that she never told Susie about. Susie wonders whether the Girl Scouts are ok after they filed a lawsuit against the Boy Scouts. We learn…

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607: Gaslighting, Water Weapon, & Nature Nurture

Sarah almost had a white pants disaster, and somehow she sees it as a sign that her luck has changed since Vegas. Susie reveals why her Road Rules experience could’ve been very embarrassing. We learn about “semantic bleaching,” and how words get diluted, bastardized, and ruined by misuse. Sarah talks about a new invention that…

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606: Golden Rule, Do I Sound Gay, & Witchy Crisis

Susie talks about the hair catastrophe she had recently, and how she had to comfort the stylist. She now has “bald patches” and had to cut off 6 inches of hair. But Sarah somehow related it to “butt sex” and we can’t quit laughing. We find out why Susie’s son thinks the Golden Rule is…

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605: Buffet Scandal, Goblin Mode, & Ranch Dressing Romance

We’re getting an update on Sarah’s epic road trip from Denver to California and back again. Never a dull moment with her. She talks about her bad luck in Vegas and why she is never staying in a bad hotel again. She describes her epiphanies and the New Moon Energy that inspired them. She asks…

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