Sarah is fueling up for this episode with a party size platter of hoagies, and it is glorious. This isn’t the only fun food-related incident today, though. Oh no, we also learn that Sarah loved muffins so much as a child that she ATE THE WRAPPERS as well. She blames this habit on having an…
Sarah found out she is a “true summer,” so she can’t wear the look of Gwyneth Paltrow at her trial, so now she’s getting rid of her clothes and embracing her color glow-up. We hear why “silent luxury” is all the rage and ostentation is out. We discuss the Brooke Shields documentary, Pretty Baby, and…
We discuss Sarah’s religious dabbling, and how she’s been pretty much every religion on Earth for a minute including once when she had to wear a wig for religion. We hear about the famous Bigfoot video that has been the foundation for Bigfoot lore for decades, and how it has been remastered. Sarah claims the…
Susie is going to meet one of her comedy heroes, and she needs Sarah’s advice on what to wear, what to say, and how to become best friends with him. We learn about a Catholic group who bought user data to track the online activities of priests and monitor whether they’re using dating/hook-up apps. We…
700 episodes! It’s pretty remarkable that we’re still talking and, more importantly, you’re still listening! Thank you!!! Sarah was very eager to share some news in the culinary world that has actual animal meat being produced in labs. So she wants to know if vegans/vegetarians will eat it since no animals were killed in the…
Anyone know what happens at cemetaries in New Orleans, because we’ve heard some things and we’re confused and intrigued. Sarah talks about how a piece of the sun broke off and got sucked into a polar vortex, and it’s wild. Bad news though, an astroid is headed straight for Earth and we only have twenty…
We’re in the comfort business today because we’re losing one of our own. Bo Louise Rice is in her final days and her person is very sad! We know you all can relate to how painful it is to lose a dog, so we hope you’ll show Sarah some love. We discuss some crazy things…
It’s always a good time to have an apology tour (it’s kind of our specialty), so we kicked off the episode setting the record straight about our love and affection for our LGBTQIA+ listeners. Susie might’ve overcorrected because now she thinks everyone should be gay. We debate Hugh Grant’s viral red carpet interview with Sarah…
Today we learn why Susie is feeling nostalgic about the Challenge and Sarah never got full closure after her season. We hear about an author who Susie suspected of misrepresenting scientific facts, who now was found to be a plagiarist, and she feels vindicated in sniffing out a scammer. We discuss the girls basketball team…
We kick the show off by hearing why Sarah got KICKED OUT of a McDonald’s. Think of how bad you’d have to be to be kicked out of a McDonald’s. We hear why Susie made an inappropriate joke while pregnant, and Sarah had to take a field sobriety test. We debate whether oral sex, handjobs,…
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