644: Pink Jeans, Catfishing, and Violent Art

Today begins with a hilarious story about pink jeans that neither one of us saw coming, but, boy, are we glad it did. And it made us wonder if you keep an array of jeans’ sizes or just one size for every day. Susie discusses the documentary about Manti T’eo who was catfished by a…

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643: Parasitic Monks, Mountain WiFi, & The Sound of Hell

This episode is freaking great. There, we said it. Sarah received a letter scolding her from her neighborhood HOA and Susie thinks the HOA guy is a serial killer. We hear why a bunch of friars were eating their own poo (you know we love a good poop story). Mt. Kilimanjaro got wifi and it’s…

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642: Woodstock 99, Tommy Lee’s Wiener, & Dead Parents

Today’s episode got real dark, but we still had fun (we know, we’re weird). We discuss the aptly titled Trainwreck documentary about Woodstock 99, and we cannot deal with all the people swimming in shit, raping each other, and lighting things on fire. What is this, a Challenge? Anyhoo, Susie describes the new memoir by…

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641: Careful Driver, Dementia, & Volcanic Orgasms

Sarah is hopped up on muscle relaxers for this episode, so that’s exciting! Will she be extra jazzed up or super chilled out? We’ll find out. Hear why Sarah realized she cannot let herself go without food for too long or she’ll lose her mind. We learn a way to help prevent dementia, and we’re…

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640: Butthole Girl, Seat of the Soul, & Near Death Experiences

Susie’s kitchen is still being renovated and she had to perform a real life “floor is lava” scenario that was a real hoot (all those Challenge shenanigans really paid off). We discuss the documentary The Most Hated Man on the Internet and how people got caught up in the cult of personality of a sociopath…

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639: Horse Girl, Pageantry, & Goldfish Soup

Hear one souvenir Sarah brought home from camp that she did not want. We learn new insight into Sarah’s childhood that Susie cannot believe, and it remains mind-boggling that we’re still learning new info about Sarah after all these years. The Miss Universe pageant has changed its rules to be more inclusive, and we discuss…

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638: Silence is Golden, Death Penalty Dress Code, & Pickleball

Susie talks about her birthday and why she has been very emotional about the “passage of time.” We discuss Paul Newman and his gorgeousness, but also how no matter how successful you are, your kids can humble you. We discuss an article that argued that rich people think their comfort should supercede other people’s joy,…

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637: Comical Bodies, Fancy Feasts, & Candy Shortage

Sarah is back from camp, everyone! And she didn’t totally regret going, which is mind-boggling. In fact, I think she liked it?? We hear how it went and why she is now a Care Bear. Susie gets mad about people who keep changing their pronouns and she can’t keep up. Sarah says that female characters…

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636: Challenge Therapy, Asylum Entertainment, & Sex Doll Overdose

Sarah is about to ship off to camp, and Susie is bitter about it even though it affects her in no way. We hear what really goes on at camp. We describe what therapists call “going home,” and discuss how that is what happens to us when we watch new episodes of the Challenge. Susie…

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635: Skittles Scandal, Surviving Nuclear War, & Spotlight Effect

Sarah reveals why her true crime interest is waning despite her love of Law & Order. Susie wants a mosquito genocide. Some people believe Skittles are not fit for human consumption. Sarah is accidentally racist about Eddie Murphy. We hear tips on surviving a nuclear attack and it is surprisingly strange advice that we would…

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