Susie is trying to call a truce with the airlines. We’ll give a little, they’ll give a little. Sarah discussed a recent plant theft she participated in and the karmic repercussions she incurred as a result, but Susie is more intrigued by a pattern of plant burglaries Sarah has conducted over the years. Turns out,…
Sarah has a new persona, and she is a Southern Belle. She. Can’t. Stop. Bless her heart. Susie found out an Old Gossip celebrity lives five minutes from her house, and she needs tips for how to have a meet cute. Sarah shares scholarship on what power does to the brain, and it is horrifying.…
Sarah went to a bridal shower and it was like a Crocodile Dundee experience where there were fancy finger sandwiches and tea and she was still trying to throw down in the shower game. Susie is still immersed in sports, and this time it’s NBA legend (and alleged womanizer) Wilt Chamberlain. We discuss why his…
Today we get a full Croatia Catchup from Sarah Louise, and it’s a hilarious journey. We hear why people flock to the country due to their Game of Thrones passion. Sarah naturally had a run-in with an AirBnb host who basically shamed Sarah for asking a question. Susie says Sarah deserves a gold medal in…
Sarah is home from her Croatian vacation, and she’s back in the Brain Candy saddle. We talk about how her summer is shaping up much better than Susie’s, and we’re wondering if her “year of adventure” is cursed. We hear her latest sports doc commentary on competitive eating, and why her sister couldn’t keep watching…
Sarah explains why she’s nervous about her vacation, and the reasons this year’s trip might turn things around. We are furious about the complete moron who carved his and his girlfriend’s name on the coliseum, and Susie thinks his punishment is too harsh and not harsh enough at the same time. We learn about an…
Susie is on a serious bender with sports documentaries, which is pretty surprising since she thinks sports should be banned. She’s fine with steroids, just not sports. Ok. We discuss the punishment Olympics track and field phenom Marion Jones received for cheating in the Olympics, and why Susie thinks the punishment didn’t fit the crime.…
We consider the possibility of a Sarah proposal and whether she would ever get down on one knee. We hear about a woman who had a gift registry for her doctoral graduation, and Susie is weirdly mad about it. But Sarah thinks it’s a cool way to celebrate something other than marriage and kids. We…
We wonder how future is doing in Croatia, and we hear what Sarah has to say to her future self. We discuss the American Gladiator documentary and all the wild ways it is EXACTLY like the Challenge. Hear why the creators of American Gladiators share the same drama and documentary dichotomy as the Challenge, and…
Sarah thinks they should change the phrase “it’s just like riding a bike” to mean that something is very hard, doesn’t come naturally, and causes great pain because mountain biking is brutal! This is why Susie is very passionate about her hobby of not moving. It’s much better for bruise control. We lament the immaturity…
