We have to make a correction about the poop lottery story, and, boy, are we disappointed. We report the results of our poop survey (what’s worse: the smell or the sound). We were both sort of shocked by the outcome. We discuss farts for far too long, and we are deeply sorry for so much…
Hear why Sarah has betrayed the Curly Girl community and she has “hair dysmorphia.” We learn about the Don’t Pick Up the Phone documentary where a man would pose as a cop on the phone and trick fast food managers into doing strip searches and more to their innocent employees. The “hoax” (nightmare! crime!) went…
It starts out doom and gloomy as we discuss injuries of football players and other public figures. We suggest football should become gentler and involve far fewer items of clothing…you know, for safety. Susie’s mom is having health challenges, but that doesn’t mean she won’t make fun of her, so that’s fun. But these conversations…
Today we discuss how Susie has some Boomer opinions about certain progressive opinions of the language police. We discuss the Rolling Stone list of the best singers and get worked up about their Celine Dion omission. Susie reveals why her mom questioned her Celine fandom after learning a conspiracy theory on YouTube. We learn behind-the-scenes…
We check in with each other about 2023 goals and resolutions, and it turns out, Susie and Sarah’s goals are in complete conflict with each other. So this oughtta be one heckuva year! Susie kicks things off with a poop story for the ages! A woman won $3M and decided to get revenge on someone…
Susie wants to know why streaking was popular for like two minutes, and we would like to bring it back in 2023. Let’s do this, people! Sarah explains why public toilets use horseshoe-shaped toilet seats instead of ovals, but we’re still confused. This sounds like a man designed a weird toilet seat and everyone just…
Susie is psyched out of her mind about the Strange Names documentary that features people with unusual, disturbing, or celebrity names. It’s so good! We discuss some of the crazy names, why parents name their kids names that will get them bullied, and how a name can determine so much of your life. We also…
Breaking news in the science world with an explanation for why we get sick in the winter, and it’s not what we thought all along. We’ve been living a viral lie. Hear why your nose is indoorsy and it’s making you sick. We learn the evolution of the b-hole, and we are very thankful that…
Today we hear about a documentary exploring a different approach to therapy, and Susie wants to know why therapists insist on distancing themselves from their clients. Sarah shares why it actually benefits the client to work through their issues without being given the answers. We hear about a nurse who was killing his patients and…
Sarah salutes a good Samaritan Amazon worker and then she confesses to her secret love of Amazon (despite her previous boycott of the company). We learn about a man who was fired for not having enough fun at work. He sued the company for wrongful termination after they claimed he was a big party pooper.…
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