735: Whistleblowers, Benihana Training, & Barbie Mania

Sarah went to a bridal shower and it was like a Crocodile Dundee experience where there were fancy finger sandwiches and tea and she was still trying to throw down in the shower game. Susie is still immersed in sports, and this time it’s NBA legend (and alleged womanizer) Wilt Chamberlain. We discuss why his…

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734: Euro Fashion, Gold Medal Packing, & Mosquito Genocide

Today we get a full Croatia Catchup from Sarah Louise, and it’s a hilarious journey. We hear why people flock to the country due to their Game of Thrones passion. Sarah naturally had a run-in with an AirBnb host who basically shamed Sarah for asking a question. Susie says Sarah deserves a gold medal in…

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733: Competitive Eating, The Dress, & Soul Boom!

Sarah is home from her Croatian vacation, and she’s back in the Brain Candy saddle. We talk about how her summer is shaping up much better than Susie’s, and we’re wondering if her “year of adventure” is cursed. We hear her latest sports doc commentary on competitive eating, and why her sister couldn’t keep watching…

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732: Coliseum Graffiti, Moving Walkway, & Psychedelic Supremacy

Sarah explains why she’s nervous about her vacation, and the reasons this year’s trip might turn things around. We are furious about the complete moron who carved his and his girlfriend’s name on the coliseum, and Susie thinks his punishment is too harsh and not harsh enough at the same time. We learn about an…

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731: Roid Rage, Mean Girls, & Sports Scandals

Susie is on a serious bender with sports documentaries, which is pretty surprising since she thinks sports should be banned. She’s fine with steroids, just not sports. Ok. We discuss the punishment Olympics track and field phenom Marion Jones received for cheating in the Olympics, and why Susie thinks the punishment didn’t fit the crime.…

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730: Graduation Registry, Pink Lemonade, & OnlyFans

We consider the possibility of a Sarah proposal and whether she would ever get down on one knee. We hear about a woman who had a gift registry for her doctoral graduation, and Susie is weirdly mad about it. But Sarah thinks it’s a cool way to celebrate something other than marriage and kids. We…

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729: American Gladiators, Shark Attacks, & Nude Bowling

We wonder how future is doing in Croatia, and we hear what Sarah has to say to her future self. We discuss the American Gladiator documentary and all the wild ways it is EXACTLY like the Challenge. Hear why the creators of American Gladiators share the same drama and documentary dichotomy as the Challenge, and…

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728: It’s Like Riding a Bike, Billionaire Babies, & Ant Apocalypse

Sarah thinks they should change the phrase “it’s just like riding a bike” to mean that something is very hard, doesn’t come naturally, and causes great pain because mountain biking is brutal! This is why Susie is very passionate about her hobby of not moving. It’s much better for bruise control. We lament the immaturity…

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727: Kiss My Butt, Negative Brain Bug, & Friendship Lies

In episode 727, we discuss some feedback we got from a listener who was none-too-pleased with our belief that drag queens are fun for the whole family, but what got Susie wound up is that the listener was only mad at Susie. She wants to know why people never get mad at Sarah. Let’s spread…

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726: Declared Dead, Famous Alumni, & Beige Flags

In episode 726, we find out the crazy connection between Wordle and one of our favorite documentaries. We question why so many people are buried alive, and suggest putting in some safeguards so we don’t have any more zombie funerals. We lose our minds about the fact that neither one of us is listed among…

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