810: Hospital Beeps, North Korean Jeans, & Dog Hotels

We talk about the gallery employee who surreptitiously hung up his own art and got fired as a result. Susie makes a confession about The Jinx that has us questioning her mental acuity. We discuss a documentary where a young man travels to a remote island to convert the tribe to Christianity only to meet…

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809: Disney Adults, B Movement, & Snoop Dogg’s Promise

Sarah says we need to amend Marie Kondo’s guide for decluttering by reminding people of the responsibilities of possession ownership. We hear why Inside Out 2 is committed to representing the interior lives of teenage girls and Sarah tries to claim she is not a full-blown Disney adult. We hear about Harrison Ford going full…

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808: Orthotics, Bluey, & Space Junk

Sarah wants to get her groove back, so she got some brand new…custom, orthotic insoles. Ma’am wants to get her groove back sensibly, in comfortable, menopausal shoes. Susie talks about the new season of the Jinx, which chronicles the murder confession and conviction of real estate heir, Robert Durst, his origin story, and his downfall.…

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807: Men Behaving Badly, Hip Hop Dance, & Art Heist

Sarah had an unusual live comedy experience at the Demetri Martin special taping, and it took her back to her Real World days. She claims she did badly in her hip hop dance class despite being in the “top 25% of dancers.” We learn about Sarah’s traumatic and morbid Coachella experience, and we can’t believe…

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806: Cold Plunge, Good Grief, & Blair Witch Project

Susie wants Sarah to have a Costa Rican tropical getaway, and Sarah agrees, but she is also thinking of going fly fishing and doing cold plunges, so this could go downhill fast. We talk about Charles Shultz, the creator of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, and Susie had an ugly cry watching the documentary about him.…

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805: Octopus Parents, Fun Town, & Music Ban

Sarah wants a dog and Susie thinks it’s because Sarah prefers chaos. New York City is trying to curb their rat problem by giving them birth control, but we have some logistical questions. A little boy who is obsessed with octopuses (octopi?) convinced his parents to let him adopt one, but it turned out their…

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804: Totality Awesome, Goat Custody Battle, & Conjoined Twins

We are still recovering from our reunion in Pittsburgh and Philly, and we’re sharing our adventures at WrestleCon, seeing the eclipse, and having a girls road trip. Susie talks about an investigation into a little girl who raised a goat for the 4H club, begged to have its life spared from slaughter, and then someone…

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803: Open Toes, Jail Eclipse, & Liquid Gold

Today we hear about Sarah’s experience at a comedy show where she sat next to, ugh, a friendly man. Heaven help her. And Susie got to check another comedy legend off her bucket list of shows to see. Sarah tells us some good news about organ donation as some people would like to incentivize live…

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802: Middle Names, Beef Yogurt, & Vegan Donuts

Susie ain’t getting any younger and she wants to prepare for the footwear of her future and find out why older gals wear flats. We learn about a man who has made it his job to pick up the excrement left by dogs on a hiking trail and shame their owners. We discuss the Steve…

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801: New York Punching, Magical Magnet, & Nickelodeon

Susie got injured on the high seas, but she wants everyone to know her injury was due to a rogue wave, not alcohol because she’s had some mishaps lately and apparently in there’s a name for this in the addiction recovery world. Sarah watched Quiet on Set, so we discuss the abuse allegations, toxic culture,…

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