820: Cheese Addiction, Fake Canadians, & Hug Rights

We get an update on MouseGate 2024, and hear why Sarah left it “in God’s hands.” Susie says snakes on an island off of Los Angeles are getting aggressive and are proving Darwin wrong. A woman went to rehab for her cheese addiction, and we hear how much she was eating, debate whether it’s a…

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819: Mouse House, Puppy Dog Eyes, & Dinosaur Wings

It’s an animal-themed episode for better or for WAY worse. Sarah reports on a new dinosaur fossil discovered in silica, which preserved its strange, patchy feathers and scaly skin, but made her wonder why the devil he had teeny tiny arms (that make the t-rex’s seem like Shaq’s), so she’s got a theory. We have…

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818: Ashley Madison, Diss Tracks, & Near Death Experiences

Sarah is thriving and we’re here for it! She even joined a special club of like-minded people, and it’s kind of hilarious, but also awesome. We talk about the Ashley Madison dating site for married people seeking affairs and how the documentary showed the range of outcomes for people who were exposed in the data…

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817: Broken Noses, Hungry Judges, & Handwriting Memories

Sarah has big news, and we’re so excited for her next chapter. She’s growing up, making moves, and being committed. We discuss the Westminster Kennel Dog Show and the amazing dogs and their quirky owners. We learn about the Hungry Judge Effect and how seemingly minor, inconsequential factors can change your life. We hear whether…

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816: Furries, Liars, and Not Safe For Work

Susie wants to understand the allure of furries. Is this costumed situation kinky or innocuous (just the fur, baby!)? And would you be ok with your college professor doing his lectures in a full costume? We discuss a new Only Fans sensation, Girth Master, who has, you guessed it, a full circumference on show. Susie…

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815: Single Sarah, Musical Death, & Northern Lights

Sarah is a single lady again, and she wanted to share what happened, how she’s feeling, and why she’s, you guessed it, optimistic. Susie just wants to make sure Sarah gets custody of all of her electronics. Sarah had serious FOMO over the North American Northern Lights anomaly, and wants to go to Iceland to…

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814: Jerry Lee Lewis, Conjoined Twins, & Psychopath Kids

You spoke, we listened–you said you wanted more personal stories, so we’re doing our best! Hear why Susie’s eyeballs are mid and Sarah’s on a tropical vacation. Susie talks about Jerry Lee Lewis, who is a rock-n-roll legend, but is highly problematic, and Sarah explains how we can love people for their best traits without…

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813: Fears for Tears, Mona Lisa’s Eyes, & Dementia Identity

Three cheers for lesbian weddings, and fingers crossed Sarah gets to have one someday. The Louvre is moving the Mona Lisa to the basement and now we want to know what the fuss is about her anyway. We debate whether Taylor Swift should use a private jet to fly or if she should fly commercial…

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812: Stuffed Animals, Charlie Chaplin, & Titanic Grit

Sarah has the Little League World Series fever, but really she just loves that they hug each other. Susie isn’t so sure about all this touchy feely stuff, and is startled by the stats on the number of adults who sleep with stuffed animals. We revisit the story of a journalist who went undercover as…

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811: Schrodinger’s Cat, Fake Vegetables, & Microfeminism

Sarah explains why latino families are happier about lending money and giving gifts to their family members, but Susie says cranky families are pretty fun too. Botanists want you to know there’s no such thing as a vegetable despite literally everyone else agreeing there is. Susie wants plastic surgery and wants you to vote on…

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