774: Stern Talking To, Scary Animals, & Salty Spoons

Sarah is not having a Feliz Navidad in Mejico, but we’re here to bring some joy back into her holiday. She had a run in with a teenager at a show, and she gave that hooligan a very “stern talking to.” She even used her scolding pointer finger, so that poor kid didn’t stand a…

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773: Controlled Aggression, Country of the Blind, & Bad Doctor

We’re getting life lessons from Paul Meister from beyond the grave about how to be aggressive without disaster. Sarah is having a rough start to her Mexico vacation, but we remain optimistic. Susie talks about a documentary called Bad Doctor about a surgeon who claimed to create a miracle prosthetic windpipe that he transplanted into…

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772: Teen Slang, Women on Everest, & Chipotle Justice

We know Susie thinks wisdom teeth removal is a scam, but are nightguards too? Not according to Sarah–they just need a trim. We discuss the news that using cannabis for pain management is no better than a placebo. We talk about a new method for scientific testing that is saving a lot of rabbit lives,…

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771: Vegemite, Japanese Baby Names, & Mother God

Susie’s annoyed about all the vacations Sarah takes, and Sarah is sorry not sorry. (Susie is just jealous.) We don’t really understand Susie’s new/old obsession with Australia, but now we’re having to try vegemite for funsies, and it is truly a wild experience. We learn why Susie thinks she’s developing psychic abilities. We discuss the…

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770: Three Joke Johnny, River People, & Claymation Catastrophe

Sarah wants you to know your joke is funny and why, and we’re here for it. We discuss the controversial comedy of Matt Rife, his decision to do domestic violence jokes, and his appearance on The Challenge. Just when we thought we couldn’t love/hate Crocs any more, they go and do country/western styles, and completely…

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769: Funeral Confessions, Cookie Monster, & Progressive Flo

We’re already preparing for 2024 (probably because 2023 was such a dud). Susie recommends the new Mike Birbiglia comedy special, The Old Man and the Pool, and discusses his sleep disorder that caused him to jump out of a La Quinta window while he was sleeping. Sarah is still recovering from her Spirit Airlines experience,…

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768: Nightclub Funeral, Polyester Infertility, & Worker Bears

We discuss how we’re scared after each episode to find out what we screwed up or if we offended someone. So, be gentle, people. We’re sensie-wensie. We’ll work on it. Anyhoo, some weirdo died and made his family have his funeral at a nightclub, and let’s just say, the video footage of his grieving family…

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767: Saviors, Saunas, and The Greatest Reality Show Never Made

Susie checked something off her bucket list by seeing Jerry Seinfeld live and in the flesh even though it meant going to West Virginia and eating at a dive bar. We discuss the documentary The Greatest Reality Show Never Made about a series from the early aughts that people signed up for after quitting their…

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766: Rivals 3 Rebuttal, Sleeping Beauties, & Bored Pigeons

Sarah saw a recent interview with her Rivals 3 partner and she would like a chance at a rebuttal. We object! We’re talking about that ding-dong billionaire is trying to reverse aging again. Turns out his penis is young again, but this whole schtick is old. ChatGPT is insulting us by making the ugliest version…

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765: Flying High, Sarah’s Squabble & Sphinx Construction

Is Sarah trying to talk Susie into going back on the Challenge? What in the Freaky Friday is going on here? We discuss the man who had an unusual reaction to magic mushrooms that got him arrested for the attempted murder of 80 people. We also learn that an arrest was made in the freak…

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