980: Case Closed, Umbrella Upgrade, & Exclamations

Sarah is all hot and bothered for the “gay hockey show,” Heated Rivalry, and she explains why lesbians would enjoy male on male heat. Susie is all wound up about something totally different: umbrellas. To each their own. We learn about a practice that was created in the 1980s where people dying of AIDS would…

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979: Happiness in America, Spa Go Me, & Coed Sports

Sarah and Susie are reuniting in Denver again, and they are psyched. Sarah is talking about life hack’s she’s trying in the new year. So what, who cares. Sarah claims there are five “approved” lesbian haircuts and we learn what they are. There is some special nail polish that is going viral that is supposed…

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978: Grandma’s Name, Service Dogs, & Switched at Birth

Sarah’s outdoor adventures never stop, and this time she ended up in a ski parade! While Susie has resorted to wearing heated apparel inside. Susie shares the story of Andrea Yates, the woman who killed her five children, and the religious beliefs that made her think she should. Susie is worked up about how grandparents…

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977: Members Only, Tantrum Prevention, & Cher’s Appendix

Sarah has a new guilty pleasure called Members Only, but she says it’s more like Real Housewives of Mar-a-Lago. We hear why she is fascinated by these ladies (and their clothing). We debate the virtues of changing your last name when you get married, and how certificates and diplomas should be amendable if you change…

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976: Steve Martin Short, Taco Bell 5k, & Cognitive Dissonance

We’re already getting all emotional about coming up on our 1000th episode, and enjoying the fact that all the naysayers were wrong about us being a “showmance.” Susie watched the Chevy Chase documentary, and was hoping to find out if he is in fact the a-hole he is often accused of being. Spoiler: he kind…

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975: Analog Bags, Leaf Littering, & Denmark’s Lost Mail

We are pretty psyched about our New Year’s resolution, and we highly recommend not giving a f*ck to everyone. We learn why Denmark has suspended mail delivery, and we consider whether this is news of progress or a dystopian future. Sarah is extolling the virtues of an “analog bag,” and we discuss what we would…

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974: Octomom, Diddy Doc, & Celebrity Birds

Sarah has a PSA for ladies thanks to Trivia Pursuit and her aging feet. Hear why you’re probably wearing the wrong shoe size. We learn why we were wrong about Octomom, how she is a victim of an unethical system and why she should get more credit. Susie is worked up about the P Diddy…

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973: Murder in Monaco, Monogamous Animals, & the Mother of Aviation

We landed on our theme for 2026, and it feels so right. It encapsulates our attitude for the year. Sarah got a good news/bad news situation about her lady parts, and she wants the world to know about it. We learn about a man who has been walking the globe for over 25 years and…

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972: Jellyfish Sting, Obituary Language, & Fabergé Egg Heist

Sarah is back from Mexico, and she has tales to tell! It was a White Lotus scenario with a little jellyfish run-in on the side. Susie watched The Stringer documentary about the Napalm Girl Pulitzer Prize winning photograph, and the recent controversy about who took the picture. We learn about a 30 year study on…

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971: LinkedIn Gender, Subway Batman, & Gigantic Jeans

We’re discussing the feedback from Sooz Review of Jaws, and why people are real worked up about it. We learn about a woman who changed her gender on LinkedIn only to get a 400% increase in page views, so obviously we’re mad about it. Sarah explains why drones are being used in warfare and it…

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