Sarah thought she was being frugal and industrious, but now she has a stained sink and a broken olive oil dispenser. We learn why an AI tech bro wants to see your eyeballs, and Susie’s mad about it. We hear cicadas play Pachelbel’s Canon in D on their abdomen (or buttholes?). Sarah says an adult…
Sarah is getting into birding and Susie is getting into the Elks. What we’re saying is we’re old. But we’re happy. Unfortunately a lot of people aren’t happy, but don’t worry, we have the data on what can solve that problem, and it turns out it’s not that hard. We share our own ideas of…
Sarah is getting old all of a sudden, and she is not happy about it. She claims she has an old lady body now, and we talk about how humans age in two big bursts at 44 and 60. Sarah saw a man taking pics of young girls at the beach so we debate whether…
Susie went to a Micky Dolenz of the Monkees concert, and the next day a stranger stopped her at the grocery store to make a comment about something Susie did at the show. We learn why medical professionals and workers at senior facilities are being trained to stop using “elderspeak” with their patients. They say…
Scientists think they might have found a planet that is “brimming with life,” and we’re pretty sure whoever lives there is way smarter than earthlings. We learn about a climber who had to be rescued twice in one week because he forgot his phone on the mountain. And we discuss a vintage story about a…
Sarah and her gf got a caricature, and it is truly the stuff of nightmares. We debate whether the “artist” was intentionally making it awful, why he wanted to give her gigantic boobs, and what message he was trying to send. Sarah watched a new series on Netflix and now she is fascinated by equine…
Susie is sharing a tragic tale of why her dancing at the gay wedding was cut short. They also had a peek at each other’s sacral dimples and will update you about their size, scope, and scale. Is bigger better? Find out. Susie watched a documentary about songwriting and they discuss the mystery and wonder…
We are still riding the high of officiating a gay wedding because it was EPIC! We’ll never top it. Congrats to Tyler and Timmi! Sarah is super into Crypto all of a sudden, well, not really, but she is understanding why artists saw potential in the NFT trend. We discuss the new Academy Award rule…
We hear why Sarah is starting to get messages from people from “beyond the grave.” We discuss animal sounds and how people around the world imitate animals through onomatopoeia, and why they’re all different. We’re mad about the ladies that went to space and acted like morons. We debate whether a man who got stolen…
Johnny Bananas is up to his old tricks (and we do mean OLD) on the Netflix *live* dating game, Pop the Balloon, where he may or may not have been accused of racism, but either way he was giving extreme creepy uncle cringe vibes. We follow-up on our discussion on the Gold & Greed documentary…
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