885: Vow of Silence, Soup Candy, & Reality TV Surgery

It’s Sarah’s birthday month, and Susie is debating what to get the woman who only wants snow. We discuss the SNL documentary, and hear why auditioning for the show is a nightmare, we all need more cowbell, and there is one very weird season of the show that almost ended its run forever. Plus, we…

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884: Audiobooks, Burn the Bra, & Brad Pitt’s Girlfriend

Susie somehow convinced Sarah to take off her bra on the air and Susie shares a shocking story about her implants. It’s a lot of boob content. We hear what scientists have discovered about how women’s bodies are basically going to save the world and we laugh again about them sending a woman into space…

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883: Texas Cheerleader Mom, Egyptian Art Surprise, & Filet-o-Fish

We discuss the famous Texas cheerleader mom murder-for-hire story from the 90s, and the new documentary that explains why the media got it all wrong and there was a lot more to the story that the public never knew. We talk about the Jerry Springer documentary and how the show with all its wacky guests…

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882: Online Troll, Feeling Water, & Licorice Poison

The world is on fire (literally and figuratively), but Sarah is showing how she can use her talents and skills to help those in need. We revel in the joy that is women’s sports and wonder why some men are bothered by their existence. Sarah was trolled by a man online who criticized her snowboarding…

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881: Girls Gone Wild, Shrink-Wrapped Dinosaurs, & Ozempic Comedy

We check in on our New Year’s resolutions and hear why Sarah’s year is looking much better than last year. We discuss the new Girls Gone Wild documentary, the seeming sociopathy of Joe Francis, and why we as a society were ok with the series’s exploitation of women. We explain how the techniques used by…

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880: Lonely Bananas, Appreciate You, & Flat Earth Antarctica

Sarah’s coming in hot with camp jokes this year. And Susie is pissed about the move from “appreciate it” to “appreciate you,” and she wants to know who is behind the shift. Sarah explains why she is a full-fledged “ma’am” these days. Susie shares how a group of flat-earthers went to Antarctica, and most of…

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879: Hairy Babies, Leaded Gas, & Air Travel Consultant

Sarah’s fear of mysterious wetness might be solved thanks to a researcher who set out to determine what the heck is in those puddles on the subway. We learn about a case of mistaken labeling on medicine that made babies grow hair all over their bodies, and a bunch of other medical mishaps that sparked…

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878: Telescope Scare, Spanish Scrabble, & Goose Mystery

Susie got an email about a class action settlement for a telescope she bought, but she was asked to answer a very spooky question about it and we have questions. We hear about the new Spanish Scrabble champion and how he was able to win despite not speaking the language, and why we hope he…

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877: Beyonce, Bioluminescence, & Boneless Chicken Wings

Susie can’t stop talking about Luigi Mangione and the stranger-than-fiction nature of his crime and his similarities to the Unabomber. Sarah explains why the HALT (hungry, angry, lonely, tired) acronym about needs should include a P for pain as well. We discuss the Billboard designation of Beyonce as the artist of the century, whether it’s…

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876: Lisa Frank, Female Athletes, & Japanese Death Row

Happy New Year, Brainiacs! It’s 2025 and Sarah is feeling alive and as usual she is optimistic about this year. Which means it will be a great year (or not! who knows!) We learn how listening to certain songs can reframe your memories and why you might prefer sad songs when you’re feeling blue, but…

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