Even though we’re old married ladies now, we were once swinging singles, and doing a whole lotta mingling. Well, Sarah was. We have horror stories aplenty. Find out why Sarah abandoned her car in the middle of the road, while it was running, and her weird boyfriend was in the passenger seat. Find out why Susie had self-fulfilling prophecy and had performance anxiety with her first kiss. We talk about dating etiquette–should feminists always go “Dutch” (and why do we even call it that)? We learn about Sarah’s ridiculous flower demands. Plus, Sarah had an ex-boyfriend who wore a football inside of his shirt. It’s weird.